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David Beckham got some major new ink on his chest, and he just posted the work of art on his Facebook for the world to see. It looks like it must have hurt! Luckily the soccer stud has plenty of tattoos already, so going through this process was probably a piece of cake.

The tattoo is represents Jesus being lifted by three cherubs who symbolize himself and his three sons Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 6.

Beckham posted a video on his Facebook page explaining the art, revealing:

"It’s Jesus being carried by three cherubs and obviously the cherubs are my boys and so my thought of it is that at some point my boys are going to need to look after me and that’s what they’re doing in the picture. It means a lot."

The tattoo was done by one of LA’s biggest artists, Mark Mahoney, who has worked on everyone from Johnny Depp to Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.

Find out how long it took for Mark to ink David's tattoo, after the jump ...

Reese Witherspoon stepped out for a little retail therapy before this weekend's Academy Awards, and what better place to treat yourself than Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills?

The busy Oscar winning mama juggled shopping bags and her cell phone as she toted around two shopping bags, and we're curious as to what's inside the tiny one. Is it a piece of jewelry for fiance Jim Toth? Or perhaps some sexy wedding lingerie?

While she's not nominated for anything this year, we can't wait to see what the Water For Elephants star will be wearing on the red carpet on Sunday ... she always looks so flawless!

Last night's pre-Oscar bash at Mr. Chow boasted celebs like Martin Sheen, Oliver Stone, Suzanne Somers, Steve Martin and Adrian Brody, so why not throw a former (and uber famous) White House intern into the mix?

Click the gallery below to see who else showed up to the event, and be sure to stay tuned to X17online this weekend for full coverage of the Academy Awards and all the fabulous after parties...

DJ Pauly D was snapped outside of his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday, and as much as we hate to admit it, he was looking pretty sauve -- you'd never know he's hiding a back full of douchey tattoos under this longsleeve shirt! But speaking of his looks, doesn't it seem like there's way less of the GTLer these days? Not only does his usually beefy bod appear slimmer, but his cheeks look a bit sunken in as well!

Anyway, we know we're not going to see the Jersey Shore star on the red carpet at Sunday's Academy Awards, but after appearances on The Tonight Show and The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week, we're thinking he's going to stick around for some of the Oscar parties...

Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live in Hollywood this afternoon, and now we're wondering if she's going make an appearance on his show tonight! He's made fun of her legal troubles in the past, and while a rep for the show hasn't gotten back to us, we'd love to see Lilo make fun of herself in a hilarious skit. Or perhaps she'll sit down and chat with the late night host?

Then again, after the Letterman hoax, we're not sure what to expect...

With a body this incredible, House actress Olivia Wilde doesn't have much to be embarrassed about ... except maybe a phone conversation with President Obama.

The stunning brunette, who's gracing the April cover of Cosmopolitan, recalls traveling to Iowa back in October 2007 to volunteer for the campaign. Wilde recalls that now infamous phone conversation telling the mag:

“I was very professional the whole time we spoke, then I hung up the phone- or so I thought- and started squealing for about 15 seconds. I later found out from a friend who was with him that he listened to the shrieking and laughed the entire time.”

As for the magazine's cover layout, the editors sure have an interesting way of arranging their headlines. Wow!

Find out which hunky actor Olivia will be starring with next ... after the jump.

Camille who? Kelsey Grammer, 55, is officially married to 29-year old British flight attendant Kayte Walsh.

The couple were married at the Longacre Theater on Broadway in New York. Kayte wore a custom Peter Langner for Mark Ingram white wedding gown while Kelsey opted for a dark suit and gold tie. Very elegant!

Immediately after the ceremony, the smiling newlyweds made their way to the Plaza Hotel where the two will enjoy their wedding reception. The four-course dinner will include grilled filet mignon, king oyster mushroom carpaccio and wild mushroom risotto. Perfect for the vegetarian bride! As for the cake, it was created by the one and only Sylvia Weinstock.

X17 videographers caught up with Kelsey's ex Camille who had nothing bad to say about today's wedding. Way to take the high road.

Congrats to Kelsey and Kayte!

Before the ceremony, Kayte arrived in her white bathrobe and Uggs to the ceremony. See the photo ... after the jump.

Why any movie marketed towards kids would feature animated characters lighting up with cancer sticks is totally beyond us.

Rango, featuring the voice of Johnny Depp, is the latest computer animated feature to hit the big screen, and it's already gaining heavy criticism for featuring its characters enjoying cigarettes. Whose decision was it to leave that in? We don't get why something like that would even make it past the cutting room floor. There is even an organization, Smoke Free Movies, which was created specifically to eliminate the use of tobacco in films.

After several critics viewed the film, a full-page ad was taken out in The Hollywood Reporter questioning what the heck happened in the editing room. The ad's headline states:

"How many studio execs did it take to OK smoking in a 'PG' movie? What was Paramount thinking?"

We totally agree. But Paramount fired back, claiming the smoking in Rango isn't intended to be glamorous, and Johnny Depp's character is tobacco-free.

A spokesperson for Paramount Pictures, told TheWrap:

"Rango is an animated action comedy that features the protagonist chameleon, Rango, as the hero of a woebegone western town populated by talking owls, rats, lizards, turtles and prairie dogs. The images of smoking in the film, which primarily involves the animals, are portrayed by supporting characters and are not intended to be celebrated or emulated. Rango is never depicted as smoking. Paramount takes the issue of smoking seriously and we’ve been responsive to the concerns of anti-tobacco groups.”

So why feature cigarettes at all? Smoke Free Movies argued in its ad, "Does Rango show much smoking? Few PG films do. So why include it at all? It's a bad guy who smokes? No excuse, either. The research finds that bad guys can have more influence than good guys on kids' starting to smoke."

Kids are impressionable at any age, so it's probably wise to keep movies like this a lot more G than PG.