Mr. Paparazzi

Prince William and Kate Middleton attended a dedication ceremony for a new vessel at the Royal Lifeboat Institution fleet in Anglesey, North Wales today, and it looks like the royal couple enjoyed themselves as they christened the boat with a bottle of champagne. Prince William is stationed as a military pilot in Anglesey, and the couple will make it their home after they walk down the aisle in late April.

So what do the locals think of the future Queen of England? A town resident told People magazine, "The majority of people don't bat an eyelid. She was shopping in Tesco's the other day, and she's been in Waitrose [market], and people don't bother her."

Gisele Bundchen is working her long and lean body in this sexy spread for the Spring edition of Italy's Muse magazine.

Bundchen, dubbed by the fashion mag as one of today's "Modern Muses," has been gracing the covers of numerous glossies lately including Vogue Italy and Vogue China.

Hard to believe this international beauty has time to be a mom to baby Ben. As for Tom Brady, he's one of the luckiest guys on the planet!

Muse magazine is featuring several models on their Spring issue. See supermodel Carolyn Murphy's semi-nude cover ... after the jump.

Newsflash: Charlie Sheen is special ... at least that's what he wanted the world to know when he interrupted his Bahamas vacation to phone The Alex Jones Show for an impromptu interview Thursday.

Lucky for us, Sheen wasn't shy about discussing everything from addiction, to Brooke Mueller suddenly ditching his Bahamas party. Didn't she JUST move into her ex-hubbies house last Saturday? Something tells us it's not gonna last -- again.

Sheen told the radio show on giving one of his baby mamas the boot:

“She’s not here now. And we are. Sorry, didn’t make the rules ... There was a whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke being part of our crew and let me just say this, this is all I’m going to say about it. We were four and are now three. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You’re going to need it badly.”

Ouch. Did he leave Mueller to find her own way back to LA? When you take three women on a trip, one an ex-wife and the other two porn stars (or at least wanna-be porn stars), it's inevitable someone is going home early.

But the Two and a Half Men star didn't stop there, he went on to rant about Alcoholics Anonymous, addiction, and "winning:"

“Newsflash, I’m special ... The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100% ... I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by STUPID people. I hate them violently. They will come at me. Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bulls**t. I cured it right now with my mind.”

Wow. Sounds like Sheen has a lot to get off his chest, maybe being in the Bahamas has given the troubled star a new lease on life. He went on to vent about his once-steady job at Two and a Half Men, confessing:

“I was told if I went on the attack they’d cancel the show. Are they happy with the 5 billion dollars they made off me or do they want 10? My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get embarrassed."

Truer words were never spoken. But Sheen may not even need the popular sitcom anymore; he's already got new plans! Sheen tells the show, “I’m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”

He's just living the dream!

This afternoon Lindsay Lohan was spotted visiting her former attorney Blair Berk in Los Angeles, but sources close to Lohan tell X17online exclusively that Berk will NOT be representing the actress again.

With her preliminary hearing coming up on March 10, it seems like Lohan is simply seeking some friendly legal advice from her former counsel, with whom she split professionally back in October of 2009. Shawn Chapman Holley is currently serving as Lohan's attorney, and the source tells us that Lohan isn't seeking additional legal representation for her felony grand theft case. After Holley met with Lohan and mom Dina for several hours yesterday, she called up Berk, who agreed to discuss the case with the Lohans this afternoon.

Any chance Blair can convince Lindsay to agree to Judge Schwartz and DA Danette Meyer's plea deal? Or is Lilo still hell bent on taking the case to trial?

Jennifer Love Hewitt left the hair salon in Studio City on Wednesday, and the starlet may have covered up her curves in a long maxi dress, but she gave us a peek at her painted toes with these sky high platforms. Way to sex up an otherwise witchy outfit!

The actress is currently working on the upcoming film, Wait Till Helen Comes, which is about a 12-year-old girl who is tormented by the ghost of a little girl. What is it with J. Love and ghosts?

Dancing With The Stars dancer-turned actress Julianne Hough is not only beautiful, but a sweetheart, too ...giving us a wave as she left her daily workout.

With a face and body like this, it's no wonder Ryan Seacrest is in love with this woman.

Julianne, whose brother Derek Hough is still a dancer on ABC's hit show, starred in Christina Aguilera's musical flick Burlesque. Up next, this country cutie will be featured in the remake of Footloose opposite Kenny Wormald ... who will play the role originally played by Keven Bacon.

We hope Julianne goes back to the dancefloor on DWTS. Miss seeing those sexy legs in action!

Find out what Ms. Hough said about dating Seacrest .. after the jump.

Mr. Paparazzi

Supermodel Kate Moss will have her wedding dress designed by chief Christian Dior designer John Galliano. Moss is engaged to The Kills lead singer Jamie Hince, and the two will be walking down the aisle on July 2.

The 37-year-old bride-to-be made the big announcement during London Fashion Week.

Galliano has created wedding dresses for a number of celebrities including Gwen Stefani, Emily Blunt, Penelope Cruz and Gisele Bundchen.

See Ms. Moss and her soon-to-be hubby walking the streets of London ... after the jump.

Yesterday Naomi Watts took her darling sons Alexander (aka Sacha) and Sammy to the park in Santa Monica, and the trio appeared to be having a blast playing on the swings. Watts stated last year that she would have a third child if she could guarantee a baby girl, so we're curious to see if the 42-year-old actress and hubby Liev Schreiber will try again.

Naomi recently told Stylist magazine that her boys get excited when they their parents on TV, but they "don’t really understand it yet. There have been times when they’ll see a flash of us on TV and they’ll go, ‘Oh mummy!’ then they come to the set and think our work is in a trailer." Naomi added, "I did a film called The Impossible with Ewan McGregor, a story based on the tsunami and that one was quite difficult for them because they saw me in quite a bad condition. I just had to explain the ‘owies’ – bruises - were just pretend.”