Joe Jonas and Twilight's Ashley Greene are still growing strong and seem to be getting closer and closer each day.

The sexy couple took a stroll through the streets of Los Angeles after lunch ... with Ashley holding on tight to her man. We don't blame her!

This past weekend, Ms. Greene celebrated her 24th birthday with her sexy JoBro at a Candyland-themed party in Vegas.

Joe gifted his lady with a vintage Chanel bracelet. Yep, he's a keeper!

Find out where the two went to lunch ... after the jump.

Not sure why our girl Britney Spears looks so worried while chain smoking at the London Hotel in West Hollywood. Maybe it's because she just announced she'll be performing live on Good Morning America March 29 to promote her new album Femme Fatale.

The pop star revealed the news this morning during a 24 second clip. In a deep voice, Brit says:

"Good morning, America. I'm excited to tell you on Tuesday morning, March 29, I'll be performing for the first time ever in a special concert in San Francisco's historic Castro district on 'Good Morning America.' And I promise you it'll be a morning to remember. See you soon!"

Now about that smoking habit ... should we hold it against her?

Britney's single has busted all kinds of records ... including one for most downloads in a single week. Find out how many after the jump.



Jessica Simpson Tweeted this afternoon about the attention we gave her at the gym today, writing: "Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Eric and I could get married right now in sweats!"

That's just the kinda down-to-earth girl Jess is! But somehow we think she'll be in a poofy, fancy white dress for the big day!

Kim Kardashian visited the LaserAway Tattoo and Hair Removal salon today -- and as their sign says, they also do Botox.

After an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that aired last year, in which Kim got Botox injections, the reality star took to her blog to explain her feelings about the wrinkle treatment: "I am not against Botox, and I would never judge anyone else for getting any kind of surgical or non surgical procedure, but I think when you're young there are other ways you can look after your skin... that help keep you looking young and beautiful. Botox just wasn't necessary for me at this age."

We're told Kim didn't get Botox OR laser hair removal, it was her assistant who got some hair taken off. Lord knows Kim's perfectly groomed - she's got all that stuff under control!

After their salon trip, Kim and her pal stopped at Baskin-Robbins and had a hard time making up her mind ... Lemme help ya, Kim -- choose nothing! They're horribly empty, sugar-filled calories!

You KNOW wifey Nicole Richie would love to be on that red carpet this Sunday, but Joel Madden tells X17 he's skipping the Academy Awards this year. And why would he go anyway? He's a singer and Nicole's a former reality show star turned clothing designer. Let's face it, Hollywood's got enough celeb to populate the Kodak Theater, the Oscars don't need two non-actors on the guest list!

Charlie Sheen may be having a "grand old time" in the Bahamas with his two "hotties," but not all is perfect in Sheen's world ...

Charlie raged on The Alex Jones radio show today, calling Two And a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre a "t*rd." Well Chuck seems to have fired back by shutting down the show!

CBS and Warner Bros. released the following statement:

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season."

So how does Charlie fire back? With an open letter, continuing to slam Lorre (who Sheen refers to as Haim Levine):

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong."

Whew! So what else does Charlie have up his sleeve? He says he's close to signing a $5 million-per-episode, 10-show guarantee with HBO for his own show called Sheen's Corner, reports RadarOnline. Sheen says, "It will be epic, all types of guests and we'll focus on the truth and the absurd."

Like they say, stick with what you know!

Mr. Paparazzi

Katy Perry performed at the Assago Forum in Milan, Italy as part of her California Dreams tour last night, and we're not sure how much glue she used to keep these cupcakes in place, but this is a deliciously awesome costume!

After giving it her all onstage, Katy headed to the Plastic Disco in Milan, and it looks like she still had plenty of energy to spare! The pop superstar posed for a bunch of pictures with fans, and before her concert she tweeted, "MILANO! TONIGHT... I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH! WHO'S DOIN IT WITH ME?! #MILANODREAMS". Love that shout out to Willow Smith!



Click after the jump to see the hickey bruise we spotted on Katy ... we're not sure if we can blame Russell for this one!

Mr. Paparazzi

Katie Holmes arrived at the Malpensa Airport in Italy yesterday, and today she was spotted sitting front row at the Max Mara Fall/Winter 2011 show with her mom Kathleen. We haven't gotten a peek at her stylist daughter Suri, but we can't imagine she's not going make at least ONE appearance in Milan this week!