So he left the room and had wife Victoria explain it to their 11-year-old son Brooklyn?!

After his hilarious interview with Ellen DeGeneres the other day, David Beckham chatted with Ryan Seacrest this morning and the conversation somehow shifted to sex ed. "We've had the talk with Brooklyn," David revealed. "It was more Victoria than me. I had to walk out of the room because Brooklyn was sort of looking at me through the corner of his eye and laughing. I was thinking, 'I need to get out of here because this is a serious talk.' I was very uncomfortable."

The other day, David appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show, and after being quizzed about the family's home life, David said, "I’m very tidy at home and [Victoria is] not. I’m very tidy and very clean." Of course, when the camera panned to Victoria, who was sitting in the audience with their sons, she shot back, "He always says that he is tidy, but you’re not actually that tidy, are you David?" The audience burst out laughing and David joked, "We’re going to have our first argument in eleven years!"

David then moved on to more pressing topics, like what the boys are going to be for Halloween. Brooklyn will be sporting an LA Galaxy uniform and going as his famous soccer star father, and Romeo is going to be "either Justin Bieber or a break dancer" and Cruz is going to be Elvis. Hopefully Victoria will post pictures on Twitter!

Oprah Winfrey appeared at Maria Shriver's Women's Conference in Long Beach this week, and the talk show legend said her cable network will be "fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches. Imagine that. Imagine."

Oprah has dreamed of this all her life, adding, "Growing up, I could never find my name on any of those license plates or lunch boxes. Now, I know what it was for -- to start my own network. A whole network, a whole channel that we're designing to carry the Oprah Winfrey message." After all that she's done (not to mention all the millions she's made) this seems like the next logical step to us!

But Winfrey (who was sued for plagiarism on Tuesday), says she knows things won't be perfect from the start. "I know that as I start out on this next chapter, there's going to be some mistakes," she said. "I know there's going to be some stumbles. I know I'm a work in process and progress. I know nothing new is perfect, but I'm not scared. I'm not afraid."

images courtesy of Sky

Kelly Osbourne turned 26 yesterday, and not only is she celebrating looking fabulous, but she's also celebrating the UK's Sky+HD network reaching over 50 channels in high definition.

Kelly's nearly naked photo shoot was inspired by Shirley Eaton's character in the Bond film Goldfinger, but obviously without a gruesome death scene! Kelly said, "I love watching TV in HD, you really can see everything in a lot more detail and it makes everything look so much better. Although if you’re on the other side of the camera then the pressure is on you to make sure you look good! Since my weight loss I’m a lot more body confident in front of the camera. It’s not just celebration for Sky+HD, but for me too."

We agree!

No more poof? Loves it!

Last night Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi touched down at LAX, and she was sporting significantly less hair than usual. The Jersey Shore starlet has gone back and forth between sleek bangs and a bumpit lately, but she can't seem to pick a hairstyle. Our vote? Less is more!

Lindsay Lohan's rehab bill at the Betty Ford Center will most likely exceed $50-thousand and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is offering to foot the bill on one condition ... that Lilo goes vegan.

PETA just fired off this letter to Lindsay and her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley:

Dear Lindsay,

We understand that you've fallen on tough economic times, so we're writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you'll consider.

PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you'll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You'll never regret it.

Do you think Lilo will bite?

Read the rest of the meaty offer after the jump ...

If there's a contest out there for Best Pet Costume, you know Paris Hilton's lovable pup would totes win!

Princess P spent Wednesday shopping on Melrose and showing off her "Hot Dog" for the cameras. Love that Paris is already in the Halloween spirit! Can't wait to see what sexy costume she'll be wearing this weekend...

Now that's hot!

Just precious. Katherine Heigl has somehow melted our icy hearts! This is the first time we've seen adorable baby girl Naleigh out walking - yes, walking! - with her actress mom in Los Feliz. Their final destination? The library! Yeah, it looks like Katherine Heigl is turning into one of the best moms in Hollywood... Jennifer Garner better watch her back!

Whoa. Talk about striding with pride! But doesn't Kate Hudson know by now that larger breasts call for more support?

The actress allegedly got breast implants in March of this year and now Kate - pictured above with mom Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell in Brentwood - looks even bigger in the chest area than before...



Maybe it's just the loose-fitting, see-through top, but it looks possible Ms. Hudson went under the knife again!