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Everyone was talking about Jennifer Grey's perfect 10 or Bristol Palin ripping off Mark Ballas' shirt, but what about The Situation's drama?

I think it's time for him to return to the Jersey Shore!

Mike Sorrentino scored the lowest of all on Dancing With the Stars Monday night, with Judge Bruno Tonioli calling his tango "a terrible mess." No fist bump for him!

The Sitch told Us he was "upset" after his performance. "I actually stormed off upset because I tried so hard. I really did. I changed my haircut, I don't know."

Were the judges too hard on Mike? Or is dancing just not his strongest skill?

In other DWTS news, Bristol Palin attended her partner Mark's show at The Mint last night and when photogs asked if she liked Hollywood, she responded with: "I don't like this." Check her out in the vid below!





Maybe she shouldn't have agreed to be on the show if she didn't want all the attention?

Kourtney Kardashian left deadbeat boyfriend Scott Disick home last night to dine with her main man Mason!

Mason, who was clad in a chic elbow patch shearling-trimmed jacket and baby moccasins, was giving his fashion-plate dad a run for his money in the style department! In this case, Mason definitely gets our thumbs up.

Too bad I can't say the same for the woman behind them:

After chatting with Howard Stern this morning about his separation from Courteney Cox, David Arquette revealed that he hadn't been intimate with his estranged wife for four months, and he even admitted to sleeping with sexy cocktail waitress/actress Jasmine Waltz!

While David did say that he wanted to try and work things out with Courteney, we can't imagine she's too pleased about his radio interview, and it looks like his blabbing could come back to haunt him!

J. Michael Kelly, a Santa Monica attorney who is been handling high profile divorce cases for over 40 years, has chatted with X17online about the celebrity divorces that made headlines this week. Kelly, who does not represent Arquette or Cox, has told us that David's comments to Stern this morning “[are] creating a mess”, and bringing in personal data and sharing it with the world “is a mistake” which could “negatively affect a child custody case.”

Looks like Courteney is handling this like a pro! And we totally understand why she might be sick of "being [his] mother"!

Image courtesy of missuniverse.com/Miss USA L.P.

I'm sure many people have wanted to throw Carrie Prejean to disappear to a deserted island, and now it seems like they may have their wish come true. The ousted beauty queen is reportedly joining the 22nd season of Survivor, dubbed "Redemption Island."

The disgraced former Miss California, who caused major controversy after voicing her views against same-sex marriage during the Miss USA pageant and was later found in a series of sexy semi-naked poses in photos posted online, does not exactly seem like the type to rumble in the jungle, especially against other rumored contestants like Survivor villain "Boston" Rob Mariano.

But if she DOES make the cut, as reported by Survivor Sucks, this is one Survivor we'll definitely be tuning in for!

Show me your teeth! Ben Affleck's wife visited the dentist in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon, and on her way out Jen Garner was seen swallowing some pills. Hope everything's okay! The actress does have a movie star smile, so I imagine she received only good news about her pearly whites...

Featuring the one and only Hugh Jackman! The sexy Aussie - who turns 42 today, deal with it - showed off his super buff arms in a sleeveless top while leaving the gym in NYC on Monday with kids Oscar and Ava. We also spotted Hugh's wife Deborra-Lee Furness. Talk about a family affair!

Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds was asked a classic fanboy question about his comic book character Deadpool versus Hugh Jackman's Wolverine, to which he responded: "Deadpool could beat Wolverine any day. I know it, you know it. Hugh Jackman knows it."

Ouch! Even though ScarJo's hubby added that Jackman is a "classy human being," we can only wonder: Who would win in a Ryan Reynolds versus Hugh Jackman battle?

And did she uh, borrow some of his food too? I'm not saying she looks chunky, but the Israeli supermodel definitely looked like she's gained a few pounds! Or is the unflattering knee-length dress to blame?

I guess when you're dating one of the sexiest men in the world, it doesn't matter how you look in person as long as you look this good in lingerie ads?

After spending the day at their new school in Budapest, Brad and Angelina's kids wanted a taste of home -- and they got it, when their bodyguards swung by the McDonald's drive-thru to pick up six happy meals!

Are Knox and Vivienne, both 2, old enough to have a happy meal of their own? Or was the extra happiness for mom and dad?

In any event, I'm sure the kids enjoyed getting a little taste of home -- not that the States is even what these globe-trotting kids would call their home!