The Lord is picking up the slack!

Kourtney Kardashian is currently on a romantic vacay with boy toy Younes Bendjima in France, and the couple hit up Disneyland Paris for a fun-filled day of roller coaster rides and photo ops! While she was doing that, baby daddy Scott Disick was busy looking after their three kids back in Calabasas.

It seems like Kourt and LD have an agreement. Whenever one of them wants to run off and hookup with their boo, the other one gets stuck babysitting. Seems like a fair trade off! The mother-of-three took on parenting duties when the hard partying bad boy jetted off to Miami with new girlfriend Sofia Richie. If they're both too busy with romance, we're sure Kris Jenner lends a helping hand.

The eldest K sister seems to be getting more and more serious with the 24-year-old male model, and we wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she topped off the KarJenner baby boom with a new addition of her own!

It's interesting that the sex addict daddio didn't bring along Lionel Richie's daughter for the family lunch date. It's pretty obvious that he's under strict instructions to keep her away from Mason, Penelope, and Reign!

Too little, too late!

The mastermind behind Kim Kardashian's terrifying robbery in Paris last October has written an apology letter to the reality star, but she thinks he's just trying to seem remorseful before he goes to trial, TMZ reports.

"After observing your emotion and realizing the psychological damages I inflicted … I decided to write to you, not to obtain from you some sort of indulgence,” Aomar Ait Khedache wrote in French in a note.

Khedache delivered the letter to the judge, who then passed it along to Kimmy K's French lawyers. He claimed that when he saw how traumatized she was, and how shaken she seemed in interviews, he felt genuinely sorry for his actions.

"Know that I fully sympathize with the pain you are enduring, your children, your husband, and your close ones. I hope that this letter will allow you to forget little by little the trauma that you suffered by my fault," he added.

Khedache is one of 10 people charged in the robbery, and they are still awaiting trial.

We blame this guy for the death of glam Kim and the birth of toned down, sweatpants-wearing Kim!

Who needs to go to a bar to pick up chicks?! Not The Biebs!

Justin Bieber left church last night withBallers actress Paola Paulin, and the singer was every inch a gentleman by opening her car door for her before hopping in his ride.

The "Sorry" crooner hasn't been in a relationship for a while, but it sounds like he's looking for one!

"I want to, honestly, find a girlfriend. I seriously want a girlfriend. Dead serious. I want to get married! Not right now, but, like, soon," he said during a recent "Make A Wish" Q&A in Australia.

One report claims the two met earlier in the day and Bieber demanded Paulin attend church with him that night: "They met earlier in the day and he insisted she go to church with him,” a source tells Us Weekly. “After church, there was paparazzi outside so they snuck away from them and had an intimate, private date," according to Us Weekly.
We'd pick up a bible to bag a date with the Canadian heartthrob!

The world lost a true legend.

Hugh Hefner passed away on Wednesday from natural causes at age 91, and countless celebrities and former playmates took to social media to pay tribute to the Playboy founder. The media mogul's son Cooper announced his father's death on Twitter, and almost immediately the memories began to roll in.

"My father lived an exceptional and impactful life as a media and cultural pioneer and a leading voice behind some of the most significant social and cultural movements of our time in advocating free speech, civil rights and sexual freedom. He defined a lifestyle and ethos that lie at the heart of the Playboy brand, one of the most recognizable and enduring in history. He will be greatly missed by many, including his wife Crystal, my sister Christie and my brothers David and Marston, and all of us at Playboy Enterprises," Cooper wrote in the statement.

Here are some stars most touching reactions:

Kim Kardashian: “RIP to the legendary Hugh Hefner! I’m so honored to have been a part of the Playboy team! You will be greatly missed! Love you Hef! Xoxo."
Paris Hilton: "So sad to hear the news about Hugh Hefner. He was a #Legend, innovator & one of a kind. We had so many fun & incredible memories together. I will miss him dearly. Rest In Peace my friend.”
Kendra Wilkinson: "Hef changed my life. He made me the person I am today. I couldn't be more thankful for our friendship and our time together. I will miss him so much but he will be in my heart forever."
Bridget Marquardt: "So sad but forever grateful for all the wonderful memories and amazing experiences #RIPHef #Playboy 💔."
Jenny McCarthy: "RIP #Hef Thank you for being a revolutionary and changing so many people's lives, especially mine. I hope I made you proud. 😓#PMOY 94 ❤️."
Heidi Montag: "RIP @hughhefner 💛 thank you for making me part of the Playboy family. Sending lots of love and prayers to @crystalhefner."
Jenna Dewan-Tatum: "Playing bunny Janie on The Playboy Club will always be such a positive memory for me. I made some of my dearest friends. Met Hugh while screening the pilot episode at the Playboy mansion with my dad and he couldn't have been more lovely. RIP🙏🏻."
Aubrey O'Day: "@hughhefner ..when I did playboy he spoke words to me that affected my direction. he was a man the room would stop for when he entered #rip."
Cindy Crawford: "Remembering an American icon and a true pop culture trailblazer. Honored to be part of the @Playboy legacy alongside my friend @HerbRitts. Rest In Peace #HughHefner ❤️."

The person most upset is Pamela Anderson, who was extremely close with Hefner and considered him family.

"Goodbye #Hef Mr Hefner I have so many thoughts, I have no brain n right now to edit I am me because of you You taught me everything important about freedom and respect. Outside of my family You were the most important person in my life. You gave me my life... People tell me all the time That I was your favorite... I'm in such deep shock. But you were old, your back hurt you so much. Last time I saw you You were using a walker. You didn't want me to see. You couldn't hear. You had a piece of paper in your pocket you showed me - with my name Pamela with a heart around it. Now, I'm falling apart. This feeling is so crazy. It's raining in Paris now. I'm by the window," she wrote.

"Everything anyone loves about me is because you understood me. Accepted me and encouraged me to be myself. Love like no one else. Live recklessly With unfiltered abandon. You said the magazine was about a girl like me. That I embody the spirit you fantasized about. I was the one. You said. I can hear you say - Be brave. There are no rules. Live your life I'm proud of you. There are no mistakes. And with men - Enjoy ... (Your wonderful laugh) You have the world by the tail You are a good girl And you are so loved - You are not crazy. You are wild and free Stay strong, Stay vulnerable. ... "It's movie time" You loved my boys ... You were always, always there for us. With your love Your crazy wisdom. I will miss your everything. Thank you for making the world a better place. A freeer and sexier place. You were a gentleman charming, elegant, chivalrous And so much fun. Goodbye Hef ... Your Pamela 💋," she added.

It's the end of an era!

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My how the tables have turned!

Rob Kardashian has filed an assault and battery lawsuit against Blac Chyna, claiming that she tried to choke him with a phone cord while high on drugs and alcohol before trashing his sister Kylie Jenner's home, which they were living in at the time, The Blast reports. Yikes!

Kardashian claims on the night of December 14, 2016, he was on FaceTime with two friends when his baby mama picked up his gun and pointed it at the camera. She then proceeded to try and strangle him with an iPhone charger, and although he got away, she chased after him and repeatedly kicked and punched him. He claims to have photographic evidence of the injuries.

As if that wasn't enough, she flew into a blind rage and decided to trash the house, damaging a television, breaking down a door, damaging the walls, destroying cell phones and smashing a gingerbread house that was made for the holidays in the process.

Big mistake, as Kylie is now suing too, claiming that she caused an excess of $100K in damages. The LipKit queen also says that BC taunted her by telling her to get an STD test because she was dating Tyga at the time.

The suit describes the mother-of-two as "a stripper who created a reputation as a money-hungry pseudo-celebrity" and "has little, if any, accomplishments in the entertainment industry." Ouch! So why didn't he go public with this info sooner? Kardashian says it's because he was still in love with her, and didn't want to make a huge scene that would end up in the media. He also didn't want the mother of his child carted off to jail in handcuffs.

Chyna is threatening her own lawsuit over the revenge porn incident this summer, as well as for lost Rob & Chyna wages. She claims that she's owed millions from the family because they cost her the show, which reportedly paid her $112K-an-episode.

Good lucking beating Kris Jenner's lawyers in court, Chyna! It's NOT going to go well for you!

They're almost there!

Kim and Kanye have people working around the clock to finish their $20 million Calabasas dream home before their surrogate gives birth to their third child in January, and based on these photos we took today, they're close! The couple bought the place in 2014, but have spent years and millions having it completely redone.

To speed up the process, it appears they've scraped plans for a massive private pond in the backyard, and replaced it with a sport's court instead. Landscaping has gone in, and the main residence looks to be complete. The only thing they need is a couple window installations, and poof... Chez West is livable!

During renovations, they added a 2-story playroom for Nori and Saint, as well as a hair salon for Kimmy and a recording studio for Yeezy. There's also a gym, basketball court, spa, and movie theater.

Before they tore it to pieces, the gated 15,667-square-foot home had 8 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms, and sat on three acres with vineyards. Perks included steam showers, a sauna, a gourmet kitchen with three islands, a game room, a wet bar, a library and a guest house with a fireplace. Outside there were two pools and hot tubs, a 1,050-square-foot "entertaining pavilion" with a fireplace, three fountains, and a garden. Who knows what remains!

For comparison, here's what it looked like just this past June...

We think it's safe to say the whole family hates her!

Kim Kardashian trashes Caitlyn Jenner in a newly released sneak peek of Sunday’s season 14 KUWTK premiere, and it's all over claims the Olympian made about Kim's dad Robert Kardashian Sr. in her memoir Secrets of my Life.

Kanye's wifey and Kourtney go to Cleveland to visit Khloe, and get a news alert about the I Am Cait star's comments.

"It says in Caitlyn’s book Robert Kardashian knew O.J. Simpson was guilty, but joined the defense team to get back at his re-married ex. Robert told Caitlyn in secret after the O.J. murder trial that he believed his friend was guilty," Kim says as she reads the report.

"Dad so believed in him. It is so shady that Caitlyn came over and gave me the book, and then on the phone she said, ‘Well, the final version has a few more things in it, but don’t worry, it’s nothing about you.’ So she lied to me, because that is about me, if it’s about our dad. I have always had Caitlyn’s back. But she is a liar. She is not a good person," she fumed.

The transgender star really knows how to piss people off! It's almost her biggest talent!

She's the only K sister without a bun in the oven... that we know of, at least.

Kourtney Kardashian and boy toy Younes Bendjma went shopping together in Paris today, and the two seem to be enjoying spending some alone time without her famous family at fashion week. The mother-of-three must be glad to be overseas at this time, considering Scott Disick is running around Calabasas with new girlfriend Sofia Richie, and all of her sisters' pregnancies are creating a media frenzy!

The 38-year-old and her male model beau met this time last year at a nightclub in the city, just hours before Kim's robbery at gunpoint. Kourt made sure to bring security detail with her on this vacay, but she didn't let safety concerns torpedo her trip. Someone that did? Kimmy K!

"Kim isn't going because she does still have a lot of anxiety about Paris and it's just too soon. She wants to be home with her kids and doesn't want to relive the past and the bad memories. She is still healing. She might return some day but right now isn't the right time," a source told E! News of her decision to skip fashion week.

Ol' Younie better remember to wrap it up! Kris Jenner's daughters are procreating like rabbits, and Kourtney could be next if he's not careful!