There are no words!

Denise Richards was photographed at the Alice & Olivia spring/summer event in NYC last night, and the mother of two looked really really ridiculously stunning in this sparkly black number. Charlie Sheen must be kicking himself!

Her dance moves remain to be seen, but it looks like Bristol Palin traded in mom's clothes and borrowed some of Audrina's workout threads yesterday when we spotted her arriving for her Dancing With The Stars rehearsal. Not exactly an A-plus, but certainly an A for effort and most improved!

Aww, and her anniversary!

While Gavin Rossdale was spotted with Kingston and Zuma earlier in the day, Gwen Stefani was in work mode, and it looked like she was stoked about her LAMB show next week. Later in the evening the happily married couple went out to dinner to celebrate eight years together (they got married on September 14, 2002), and it looks like they're still going strong!

Lindsay just loves living life in the fast lane!

Ever since she got her license back, Lindsay Lohan has been spotted driving around town in a series of sports cars.

First, a sleek black Maserati, and now this bright white $60,000 Porsche Cayman S. (Girlfriend Samantha also drives a Porsche) that she drove to court this morning!

Considering her history with cars (Lindsay crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible in 2006, which led to her first DUI), a sports car may not be the most prudent choice for the accident-prone Lilo!

Of course, now that she's on the straight and narrow, I guess she's got to get her kicks where she can!

This is Lindsay's second new car in less than a month. But even though she seems to be rolling in her million dollar interview dough, we doubt she's buying these rides, but rather leasing them. Which means she can totally switch it up whenever she wants to!

So what should our Lilo drive next?

Benji and Joel Madden performed a quick acoustic set on Q102 in Philadelphia, and the hunky tatted up brothers were looking mighty fine as they sang for the radio station. The boys have also revealed the track list for their upcoming album, Cardiology, which hits stores November 2. And here it is:

1. Introduction to Cardiology
2. Let the Music Play
3. Counting the Days
4. Silver Screen Romance
5. Like It's Her Birthday
6. Last Night
7. Sex On The Radio
8. Alive
9. Standing Ovation
10. Harlow's Song (Can't Dream Without You)
11. Interlude: The Fifth Chamber
12. 1979
13. There She Goes
14. Right Where I Belong
15. Cardiology

When Hugh Hefner calls, you answer the phone ... and for Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon, that holds true even if it's during sex.

Steven Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment, has personally watched the two-hour "kinky" sex tape featuring Hef's former girlfriend and her boyfriend, Sam Jones III. Even Hirsch was shocked to see the blonde beauty take the Playboy founder's phonecall during such an intimate moment. Whips, chains, bondage ... we're told it's all in there.


Hirsch, who wants to talk to Karissa and Sam about their options for releasing the tape, tells X17online exclusively:

"There is no doubt this is the hottest tape ever. In terms of the sex, it's really good and really hot. May make sense to cash in and let this thing get out there. Karissa is one of the most beautiful girls to ever have a celebrity sex tape."

As for who released the footage, Hirsch confirms that he did not receive it from Shannon or Jones. He believes the couple didn't initially make the tape to sell because "she's not totally made up."

Hirsch also tells X17online that he has yet to see any XXX footage featuring Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, but he hasn't dismissed the reality couple yet. He still believes there is footage out there of the two, however in the tape he currently has, it only features Karissa and Sam getting busy.

It's no secret that millions of dollars are at stake. Will Karissa and Sam bite? The clock is ticking ...

Perhaps it's about his hair?

The Sex And The City star took her son James to school this morning, and we're not sure what the two discussed, but it looks like mom had to remind him who was boss at one point!

Courtesy: ABC

I know ... we can't stop staring either! Brian Austin Green looks delish playing a plumber and love interest for the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives.

Vanessa Williams and Marcia Cross' characters will reportedly be fighting over the hunky star ... and we can't wait to see the bitchy drama unfold.

B.A.G has certainly come along way from his 90210 days. Let's hope his DH character isn't a fan of shirts. Megan Fox is one lucky lady!

After the jump ... see another pic of Mr. Green in all his shirtless glory.