Yikes!

Jessica Simpson could barely stay on her feet as she left Craig's with husband Eric Johnson last night, and it certainly looked like she might have had one too many as they celebrated his birthday at the Hollywood hotspot. At one point, the blonde bombshell almost fell into the gutter as she had to let go of her man so he could open the car door!

There have been countless rumors about the mother-of-two's issues with alcohol and substances, and we can't help but think she might do better as a teetotaler. Back in June, In Touch reported that the fashion mogul was mixing booze and medication to cope with the stresses of her busy schedule.

"Jessica is reviving her music career, her fashion empire continues to thrive, she has a husband who loves her and two of the cutest children in Hollywood, but she's blowing it all due to her self-doubt and drug and alcohol issues," a source dished to the mag, noting that she takes anxiety medication.

"The combination of the meds and drinking scotch and vodka has [sometimes] made her disoriented. It's very sad to see her in such a state," the source added.

She might be a little wild, but she certainly seems like fun to party with!

Not so fast!

Jada Pinkett Smith took to Facebook today to deny she's a Scientologist, just days after Leah Remini claimed she's a secret member of the controversial church.

"I know Jada's in. I know Jada's in. She's been in Scientology a long time. I never saw Will [Smith] there, but I saw Jada at the Celebrity Centre. They opened up a Scientology school, and have since closed it. But Jada, I had seen her at the Scientology Celebrity Centre all the time," Remini said via The Daily Beast.

The Girl's Trip actress does admitted to dabbling in the religion, but she says she's experimented with everything on her path to spirituality.

"I recently lit Shabbat candles with Rabbi Bentley at Temple Sinai... but I am not Jewish. I have prayed in mosques all over the world... but I am not a Muslim; I have read the Bhagavad Gita... but I am not a Hindu; I have chanted and meditated in some of the most magnificent temples on earth... but I am not a Buddhist; and I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech... but I am not a Scientologist," Smith wrote on her social media account.

"I practice human kindness, and I believe that we each have the right to determine what we are and what we are not. NO ONE ELSE can hold that power," she added.

We guess that settles it!

Another one bites the dust!

Rachel Bilson and longtime partner Hayden Christensen have split after almost ten years together, Us Weekly reports.

"She’s full-time back in L.A. He’s in Toronto. They’ve been on the outs for a couple of months," a source dished to the mag. "They are completely, officially done," the source added.

The pair began dating after meeting on the set of their 2008 film Jumper and got engaged the following December. They called off their engagement in 2010, but then reconciled and welcomed daughter Briar Rose in 2014.

The couple were notoriously private, but the Hart of Dixie did open up about how she was in a relationship during a Cosmo interview in 2013.

"I'm a really good girlfriend — I always put all that first in my life. I'm definitely the person who would make him his favorite dinner to come home to. I love to cook, so we make dinner at home a lot and watch movies," she boasted.

Can anyone go the distance in Hollywood?!

He better hope he invested well!

Kris Jenner has decided to fire Scott Disick from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, now that his relationship with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian is strained, Radar reports. The momager "gently let go" the father-of-three, and after this season, he's going to be officially unemployed.

"Kris told him that they’ll see through the existing commitments — including his fulfillment to film various appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians — then that’s it, he’s done,” a source dished to the outlet.

"Scott knew this day was coming once Kourtney officially moved on and got serious [with Younes Bendjima.] Still, he is shocked to the core. This is his cash cow, and with the way he spends money there’s no way he’ll be able to afford for long his current lifestyle," the source added.

His new girlfriend Sofia Richie has a TON of cash from her superstar father Lionel, so he should do his best to hold onto her! That said, Sofia's big sis Nicole Richie is doing her best to torpedo the new romance.

"Sofia thinks that she is in love with Scott. He took her on a road trip north and she told her family he is one of the most romantic men she's ever been with and that he is an 'incredible lover.' But Sofia gets obsessed with every single guy she is with," an insider dished.

"Nicole is trying her best to keep her sister away from Scott, because she thinks that Scott is using Sofia to get back at Kourtney for leaving him for Younes. And he obviously is! Nicole thinks that Sofia is setting herself up by getting involved with someone from the Kardashian clan. She does not want her sister to end up with a broken heart, but knows that it is just a matter of time before he screws her over," the insider noted.

The Lord should have never messed around and screwed up a good thing!

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Now this is a snap back!

Beyonce gave birth to twins less than three months ago, but she's already shed all her baby weight... and then some! The "Lemonade" songstress flaunted her curves in hot pink pants and a blouse on Instagram, and we seriously don't know how she managed to drop so many pounds so quickly! She looks fab!

If you believe a new report, though, Queen Bey still isn't satisfied with her body, and plans to go to great lengths to slim down if she can't do it naturally.

"It’s ridiculous, because Beyonce looks sensational and has shed a ton of weight since the arrival of her son and daughter. She’s mortified over everything from her supposed double chin and flabby arms to her butt and thighs," a source dished to Radar.

"She’s been in tears, complaining how the rest of the weight just won’t go away no matter how hard she diets and she can’t believe she’s squeezing into size 11 or 12 dresses. She insists she has at least 30 more pounds to lose, and she is talking about extreme liposuction if regular exercise doesn’t start to have more of an effect," the source added.

We think she looks bootylicious!

Say what?!

Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci went on TMZ Live yesterday and implied that Tom Brady skipped out on the White House Superbowl visit because he had once dated Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka, and it left everyone scratching their heads. Not only that, but he hinted that it was Brady's wife Gisele Bundchen's jealousy that caused the no-show!

"My guess is, which is typical, there could be a little bit of jealousy there and protection and possession of Tom Brady, and she probably didn’t want him to go. Maybe there was a relationship between him and Ivanka at some point. Maybe it was someone else, I don’t know," the former White House communications director quipped.

At the time, the QB cited "personal matters" as the reason he wasn't able to attend.

“I am so happy and excited that our team is being honored at the White House today. Our team has accomplished something very special that we are all proud of and will be for years to come. Thank you to the President for hosting this honorary celebration and for supporting our team for as long as I can remember," he said in a statement.

Sources close to both Tom and Ivanka deny the claims. The Patriots star has been married to his supermodel wife since 2009, which is the same year the POTUS' daughter tied the knot with Jared Kushner.

The Mooch knows how to stir the pot!

It's a scary situation for any parent.

Selena Gomez's mom Mandy Teefey opened up about her daughter's recent kidney transplant on Instagram, and she sounded just as scared as any mother would be when their child goes through something health-related.

"This picture is one of the most breathtaking images that will live with me forever," she captioned a pic of the "Come & Get It" songstress with her donor Francia Raisa in their hospital beds.

"For all those moments of not knowing if we were going up or going down, I can always come back to this picture and know we can always make it back up. As a mother I was helpless, scared and all I could do was pray for both of them, Francia's beautiful family," she added.

"I am pretty sure I am banned from that hospital. Mama Bear was in high gear. Selena gained a kidney, I was able to keep my little girl, but I also gained another daughter ... thank you to everyone who was there for Sel, Francia and our families. We survived from all the love, prayers and God," she continued.

SG is already on the mend and back to work, though! In fact, she's busier than ever, as she just signed on to a partnership with Puma.

"Puma has changed the game when it comes to the mash-up of athletic wear and fashion. It’s amazing to see this influence on style and culture and I’m excited to be a part of it. I am hoping that we can create something special together. We already have some really cool projects in the works,” she said in a statement.

Nothing can stop her!

If you got it, flaunt it!

Kim Kardashian dropped by sister Kourtney's photoshoot yesterday and stole the attention with her platinum blonde locks and nude spandex outfit! The reality star recently told Allure she's the "most fit" she's ever been, and that's unlikely to change anytime soon, considering she has a surrogate carrying her third child.

The E! starlet also talked to the mag about doing nude shoots, and whether she ever plans to stop.

"My publicist would say to me, 'You’re not getting naked. I have to be there.' I’m like, 'I’m going to tone it down.' But then I’m like, Wait, I can’t be doing it in 10 years, so — I might as well. I don’t know what the age cutoff is," she confessed.

Kimmy K has been making a lot of headlines recently. In addition to her shaky marriage to Kanye, the brunette bombshell has also been in the news for stealing Rihanna's fuzzy pink slides designs for her Kids Supply x AKID children's clothing line.

Also, the K clan is celebrating the 10 anniversary of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and they recreated their famous opening scene for the upcoming special. Watch it below!