One of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors, Ryan Phillippe, left Voyeur last night with three hot girls, and none of them were the woman Kris Jenner wants to set him up with: Kim Kardashian.

On Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris tries to play matchmaker for her daughter, where she suggests father-of-two Ryan Phillippe!

But Kim's not having it. "I don't really want to date someone in the industry," She says. "I'm kind of over it, I want a normal person. Maybe I should try to find a nice Armenian guy like my dad." But she's got one stipulation: "Laser hair removal is a necessity. It's a must -- if he's Armenian!"

Luckily it doesn't look as if Ryan has a problem in that department. Do YOU think he and Kim would be a good match?

Hilary Duff looked just as content as ever after she got a prescription from a Beverly Hills doctor yesterday afternoon. We hope it's nothing like the haul of meds Lindsay's assistant picked up, but somehow, with Hil, we doubt it's for anything serious.

After all, her constant workout schedule and her hot hubby should be all the medicine she needs! You know what Elle Woods says: "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy!"

Meanwhile, Mike Comrie was putting that theory to the test, by playing a little ball outside of his trainer's house. Hey, he and John Mayer (who both visit celebrity trainer-to-the-stars Harley Pasternak) should team up!

Nicole Scherzinger, America's favorite Pussycat Doll, is spreading her acting wings in an upcoming episode of CBS's How I Met Your Mother.

The former Dancing With the Stars champ will play Jessica Glitter ... a close friend of HIMYM's character Robin Sparkles.

On the show, Robin Sparkles, played by actress Cobie Smulders, is a former Canadian pop star who now hosts a Canadian talk show alongside former Growing Pains star Alan Thicke. Scherzinger will be a co-star on the talk show. Nothing says glitz and glamour like sexy Nicole! With a character name like Glitter, you can't go wrong.

HIMYM executive producer Craig Thomas says, “It’s going to be a satisfying third chapter in the Robin Sparkles trilogy. It’s the origin story of Robin Sparkles. You see where she came from.”

The episode will air in November. Can't wait!

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are a hot couple in this shiny red convertible on the set of Friends With Benefits on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday evening.

Of course in real life, Mila went home to her boyfriend Macaulay Culkin last night to celebrate his 30th birthday and JT went home to his g-friend Jessica Biel.

But in the film, the two play BFFs who take their friendship to the next level, as the title implies. We know how that turns out in real life (not that any of us here have done that), but we can't wait to find out how it turns out on the big screen!

Levi Johnston is admitting that his one regret in life isn't his infamous Playgirl shoot ... but the apology he made to his baby's grandma, Sarah Palin. In that July apology, he had mentioned saying "things about the Palins that were not completely true." He's now taking that apology back!

Johnston, 20, tells the CBS Early Show:

"I don't really regret anything. But the only thing I wish I wouldn't have done is to put out that apology [to Palin and the Palin family]. Cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I've never lied about anything. So that's probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with."

As for why he made the apology to Palin in the first place, he adds, "That was something I did to make my fiancee happy."

Johnston and his now ex-fiancee Bristol Palin, 19, are the parents of 20-month-old son, Tripp. Just last month, he and Bristol ended their second engagement.

Levi also touched upon his upcoming reality show in which he's running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. He tells the Early Show, "If we do win, I'm going to have to give up Hollywood for three years."

John Mayer took to his Tumblr account yesterday to rage against a Huffington Post report that claimed the singer was back together with Jennifer Aniston.

The report speculated Mayer and Aniston were dating again, claiming the singer said things like "I believe in second chances" and "If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them," on stage during his recent show at the Hollywood Bowl.

Well this is what John had to say about that:

"Ahh, Huffington Post, the internet Death Star. The world’s first spectator banking website. Come watch a site’s intelligence move in and out like bellows of accordion depending on whether or not there’s ad dollars to be sucked out of any willing orifice.

Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz? Do you meet your sources in a malt shoppe? This is equal parts fabricated, cobbled together and misleading. Let’s break it down: I don’t think I ever said “I believe in second chances!” but I can’t be 100 percent sure, as it’s possible I could have accidentally said something succinctly and to the point. The next sentence is from the song “Half of My Heart,” in reference to the idea that meeting new people allows for hiding old mistakes. (Well, for most people at least.) The sentence about texting comes from the show’s encore, “Edge of Desire,” in a moment of giving people permission not to beat themselves down for still wanting someone. Two sentences about different things at different points in a concert.

The reason I’m calling you out instead of all the other magazines that make stories up out of thin air is that In Touch and Star Magazine aren’t concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks. Those other rags know who they are, and even if they’re obnoxious, I’d rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn’t make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. You’re a stripper wearing reading glasses. Or maybe you’re an insolvent law student willing to dance for a few extra dollars. Either way, it’s uncomfortable to watch you try to wrap yourself around a pole when you have that C-Span scar.

I’m not a politician. I have no celebrity endorsements. So it is with a clear conscience that I’m able to title your piece on this post, should you decide to try make a few more bucks for whatever body wash or slasher flick you’re hocking today.
JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPO: 'GO F**K YOURSELF!'"

'Nuff said!

Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard ...

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon shoved a banana down her throat and squirted whipped cream and chocolate syrup in her mouth during a visit to Millions of Milkshakes but when her mouth wasn't full here's what she said ...

• She's not going to visit Heidi and Spencer in Costa Rica.


• She talks to Heidi Montag every day.


• She claims her "sex tape" with Heidi was shot with HER camera and that Spencer stole the camera.


• She's not disclosing whether it's just Heidi and herself in the video or if Spencer or someone else may have participated.

It's because of this theft that Karissa's boyfriend Sam Jones III tells journalists at the event that he's challenging Spencer Pratt to a cage fight (well that and so that he and Spenc can cash in on pay-per-view income).

Yawn ...



The peace sign is back, y'all!

God, how we missed it ... So last night, as Lindsay was tooling around with a hot redhead in her new Maserati, she forgot to check the gas gauge and ended up coasting into a service station to fill up her tank and at the same time, she told photographers, she had a "flat."

Well the "flat" was really more like low air pressure in her tire but still, the girl had problems. She was in a great mood though, telling us, "Hey guys, I'm not going anywhere crazy" or was it "Hey guys, I'm not going crazy." Ummm ...