Last night we spotted Samantha Ronson and a mystery girl at Trousdale, and when photographers asked why Lindsay Lohan allegedly threw a glass at her the previous night, Samantha said, "I don't know, she's an angry human being." Burn! But that's it? She didn't want to throw in adjectives like troubled, delusional and obsessive?

Though Lindsay accused Sam of spitting in her face last week, it looks like the lady lovin' DJ is anything but an angry human being, as she tipped a club bouncer $100 for walking her to her car. Hmm, what would Lilo say about this? She hasn't posted anything on Twitter yet...

They may not need their walkers just yet, but these two busty blondes are certainly old enough to be grandmas!

64-year-old Dolly Parton was snapped leaving Madeo last night, while the 50something Angelyne was looking like a hot mess when we caught her leaving CVS in Malibu. Dolly may have had a few upgrades over the years, but at least she doesn't look like a Barbie version of The Cat In The Hat!

After giving us the first peek at her baby bump last week, Isla Fisher still hasn't confirmed her second pregnancy, but she continues to show off her growing belly!

Sacha Baron Cohen's babymama was snapped checking out homes in Brentwood yesterday, and it looks like she's looking to upgrade to something a bit more accommodating for her expanding family.

Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth walked her dog and enjoyed brunch in Hollywood on Saturday morning, and later we snapped the casually dressed couple at Fred Segal. Sounds like the perfect weekend date to me!

Some people would say guys are more obsessed with boobs than girls are, but Jersey Shore's JWOWW and Snooki would argue otherwise. These girls love them some boobies!

And girls really like to compare and contrast -- soft vs. firm; perky vs. natural hang; round vs. oval; and of course, natural vs. fake. Such was the testing carried out by the two girls yesterday in a very public venue over lunch in Miami. What would The Situation say about this?!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt ended their relationship just a few weeks ago, but they're already on the rebound.

While Paris, who never looked better in a curve-hugging dress, seems to be rekindling her romance with former fiance and first love, Jason Shaw (a successful male model), Doug seems desperate to get Paris' attention with a series of "skanks" and Plain Janes, including this one last night who didn't even look like she wanted to get photographed with him!

It's almost not even fair, but we gotta say -- Paris: 254, Doug: 0

Eva Mendes was working her sexiest poses while sitting in the backseat of a Chevelle yesterday wearing Amy Winehouse-inspired eyeliner.

The model slash actress is no stranger to striking a pouty pose -- in addition to appearing naked for PeTA, she's been sizzling in a series of Calvin Klein ads!

These outtakes are pretty racy... can't wait to see the finished product!

Shauna Sand was uncharacteristically buttoned-up in Beverly Hills yesterday, keeping her famous cleavage covered up.

Contrarily, her much younger man seemed to have no problem baring his chest in an unbuttoned-down-to-there shirt that showed off his smooth, hairless man cleavage!

I think this is a match made in heaven!