I'd give anything to attack Ozzy's daughter with a pair of gloves and a bottle of bleach!

Kelly Osbourne stepped out in Los Angeles over the weekend, and she looks fab aside from the mauve locks, which used to be a washed out shade of lavender. Doesn't she realize how stunning she looks as a blonde? We certainly miss it...

The cast of the surprise hit Glee graces the cover of TV Guide this week dressed in some of Madonna's most iconic looks in anticipation of their return to the small screen on April 20th.

Although some cast members weren't allowed to listen to Madonna ("Madonna was considered the she-devil," says Mark Salling who grew up in a strict Christian home in the South), we're sure they'll be putting their own signature spin on the Material Girl's songs for the big episode.

We can't wait!

Courtesy Twitter

Britney Spears made a surprise visit to the annual white party in Palm Springs, one of the biggest gay circuit parties in the country.

Britney stayed mostly out of sight backstage at the "Under the Circus Big Top" party (although one lucky fan snapped this twitpic of Brit) and although she didn't perform, she did stick around to see someone else put on a show: Swedish Idol Agnes.

"At the White Party in Palm Springs. Sooooo fun!!! About to check out Agnes," Brit tweeted last night.

Britney joined 30,000 mostly gay men, as well as performers like Kim Zolciak who sang her club hit Tardy for the Party, Ke$ha, The Freemasons and Moto Blanco and Chus + Ceballos.

Only Tila Tequila...

The newly blonde reality star was snapped at LAX yesterday, and she spent so much time babbling to photogs about her ex-boyfriend's tiny package and her pregnancy, she missed her flight! Well that's what she said, anyway!

Of course, the interview got incredibly awkward when Tila was asked about her recent miscarriage - check it out in the video above!

pics courtesy of Jessica Simpson's Twitter

Jessica Simpson posted the following snapshots (courtesy of Ken Paves) on her Twitter account last night, and we're not sure if it's a wig or what, but we can't imagine the pop star would chop off her luscious locks!

Jess tweeted, "In flight hairdo fun!" and "Carol Brady who?" so we're thinking this is just a belated April Fools prank...

After finishing fourth in the Masters Tournament, Tiger Woods has announced that he'll be taking a break.

A disappointed Woods told CBS News, "I'm going to take a little time off and kind of reevaluate things." Woods added, "I wanted to win this tournament. As the week went along, I kept hitting the ball worse. [My finish] was not very good ... I think people are making way too much of a big deal of this thing. I was not feeling too good."

Tiger posted a statement on his website, describing his performance as "Unsuccessful...I didn't get the job done. I felt very uneasy on every shot I hit out there..I was not feeling good."

But is taking a break really the best idea? It seems like it could provide him with even more distractions that might leave him a step off of his game...

Hot mess in the city!

Last night Lindsay Lohan touched down at New York's JFK Airport, and the 23-year-old trainwreck was sporting one of her signature black outfits as she strutted through the terminal. What's missing from this picture? By the looks of her saggy boobage, Lilo could probably use a bra...

Kate Hudson was snapped leaving Taverna Tony in Malibu on Sunday, and while she's certainly looking her age (she turns 31 next week), she still looks pretty fantastic. We'll just ignore the unkempt hair and focus on the fact that she's a natural beauty...

So when will we be seeing more of Goldie Hawn's girl? Earthbound and The Killer Inside Me both have 2010 release dates, and the Oscar nominated actress has a few other flicks in the works, so she's going to be getting plenty of silver screen time over the next year!