Heidi Montag pic courtesy of Getty, Miranda Kerr photo courtesy of Victoria's Secret

On the left we have Heidi Montag at the pool in Las Vegas yesterday afternoon, and on the right supermodel Miranda Kerr strikes a pose for the latest Victoria's Secret catalog.

Though Heidi spent tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery procedures to make herself more appealing, it's worth pointing out that her body looked more like Miranda's thin frame before she had all the work done. Sure, Miranda's a supermodel, so there's really no comparing her to Heidi, but when we look at the two of them side by side it really just makes us sad that Heidi went out of her way to turn herself into monster.

Oh, and speaking of impracticality, what on earth is this Borat-inspired creation in the new VS catalog? Please don't let Heidi buy it!

Yesterday afternoon we spotted a dressed down Kristin Cavallari shopping at Madison in Malibu, and the reality TV starlet didn't seem too concerned about the fact that her show is now in its final season. Wonder what her plans are after The Hills? Hopefully she's saved up a good chunk of the millions she's made from the hit MTV series!

This t-shirt is Shear Genius! If hair didn't matter, I guess Camila Alves wouldn't host a show on the subject.

Yesterday we caught the Brazilian beauty running errands in the 'Bu and doing some covert advertising at the same time ...

Looks like a ride in Jennifer Garner's arms puts a smile on everyone's face! While the actress carried little Seraphina around at the Farmers Market in LA, big sis Violet was forced to walk, but it looks like she didn't mind too much!

And check out the smile on Seraphina's face yesterday afternoon when father Ben Affleck joined the girls at Kay & Dave's in Santa Monica:

Spotted: Megawealthy American Idol judge/producer Simon Cowell lunching and shopping with his grandmother, mother and fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.

Aww, it's so nice to see the softer side of Simon!

Or is she just having a laugh?

This afternoon we spotted Minnie Driver and her son Henry at Toy Crazy at Brentwood Country Mart, and we're certainly curious now! Maybe she's still in the habit of touching her belly from her last pregnancy? It's been over 18 months since she gave birth...

Last night Lindsay Lohan left her apartment around 10pm and went to the Chateau Marmont, where we snapped her deep in conversation with a gal pal. Around 1:30am Lindsay left the hotel and headed to Trousdale, and then at 2:30am she went to a house party, where she stayed until 4am. The 23-year-old actress/party princess wasn't thrilled about having her picture taken, but when she goes out this much and keeps such odd hours, she has to know what she's getting herself into!

Heidi Montag hosted a party at the Liquid Pool at Aria in Las Vegas yesterday afternoon, and we couldn't help but wonder if she felt like she was melting in the 80 degree heat. Hey, at least her floatation devices were already attached - you know, in case someone decided to push her into the water...