Surprise!

Mindy Kaling is pregnant with her first child, E! News reports. Everyone is a little caught off guard, because she hasn't been publicly dating anyone, and the identity of the father has yet to be revealed.

The TV star has been vocal about her desire to start a family, though, so this news isn't totally out of the blue.

"I think I've decided that unlike everything else in my life, I'm going to be fast and loose about kids," she told Yahoo! Style in 2015.

"I'm going to not actively plan, but if it happens, it would happen. I'm not cavalier about who I would have a kid with. But the thing I ask every parent that I really admire, the one comment they all have is that they wish they had kids earlier," she added.

Last time we checked, she was flirting up a storm and saying yes to a date with Corey Booker. Could it be that the politico is the daddio?!

Was anyone even paying attention to the other celebs? We weren't!

Cara Delevigne and Rihanna served up some killer looks at the Valerian premiere last night, but we're slightly bummed that Riri didn't bring her new billionaire Saudi beau Hassan Jameel as arm candy. We can't get enough of that new romance!

It sounds like the "Wild Thoughts" songstress thinks she has found The One, and they are already talking about tying the knot.

"They agree that they won't get married in the U.S. They want the place where they exchange vows to be special to who they are and where they come from, which means Barbados for her and Saudi Arabia for him, probably in Riyadh," a source dished to Life & Style.

"They obviously aren't concerned about money. What they want is to be in a gorgeous location, surrounded by family and friends. They can't wait to get married. They're really perfect for each other," the source added.

Our favorite Bad Gal is no fool, though, and plans to sort out a financial agreement before becoming a Mrs.

"Everything is moving so fast, but right now the priority is working out their individual assets with their attorneys in order to write up an ironclad contract. Rihanna loves Hassan, but business is business," the insider revealed.

Back to Valerian... well, nevermind.

We're not sure we're buying this!

Bella Thorne made an appearance on Jenny McCarthy's SiriusXM radio show on Monday, and revealed that she's actually never had sex with Scott Disick.

“I was never with him sexually. I’ve never seen Keeping Up With the Kardashians … I don’t follow up with any of that," the actress confessed while discussing their ill-fated trip to Cannes.

Even more shocking? The fact that she's actually friends with the Jenner girls!

“I’m very friendly with Kylie and Kendall … as far as I’m know we’re [super] chill. I didn’t have any problem with them,” she added.

So was their "fling" just an elaborate plot to get attention? Life & Style reports The Lord is cooking up a show based on the two of them. "Scott’s written a synopsis for a reality show based around him and Bella hanging out and partying together at clubs. She already has a huge social media following, but she wants even more and Scott’s promising her that won’t be a problem," a source dished to the mag.

We're officially confused.

She wants us to think she dropped the baby weight the natural way, but we know the truth!

Blac Chyna tossed on a green wig and a sparkly two piece outfit to rake in $10K for an appearance at Ace of Diamonds strip club last night, and we have to hand it to her for trying to stretch out her fame and make a buck on her own. Now that her relationship with Rob Kardashian has imploded, she's gotta pay the bills somehow!

Speaking of Kimmy K's little bro, apparently the K clan tried to plan an intervention for him after all the cyberbullying drama, and he wasn't having it!

“He’s refusing rehab, he doesn’t want any fat farms, no more therapists, no more interventions, diets and meddling sisters. He’s absolutely had it with all the games his family and his baby momma play – he’s sick of being played and bamboozled and used and tricked," a source dished to Radar.

"He’s in real bad shape right now," the source added.

Poor Dream! Can you imagine if these two were your parents?!

@cash_warren and I are officially going to be outnumbered #babyonboard #herewegoagain 👶🏼🤰🏽#blessed🙏

A post shared by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jul 17, 2017 at 4:06pm PDT

We didn't see this coming!

Jessica Alba announced she was pregnant with her third child yesterday on Instagram, and we seriously don't know how she's going to find the time to have another baby with two daughters and a booming business!

"@cash_warren and I are officially going to be outnumbered #babyonboard #herewegoagain #blessed🙏," the actress captioned the pic on social media.The newest addition will join the couple's girls Honor, 9, and Haven, 5.

The actress-turned-mogul was photographed with a baby bump last week in Hawaii, but she hasn't said how far along she is, what the sex is, or when her due date will be.

The Sin City star and her hubby met on the set of Fantastic Four back in 2005 and wed in 2008 after three years of dating.

Congrats to this cute little fam!

It's amazing what plastic surgery can do!

Kylie Jenner covers the latest issue of GQ Mexico magazine, and flaunts her enhanced curves in a cutout tan bikini. She used to have an athletic build, but after numerous nips and tucks, she's got the same hourglass figure as older sister Kim Kardashian. The LipKit mogul has always denied having breast implants too, but just look at them!

Get ready to see a lot more of ol' Kyls, as her upcoming spinoff Life of Kylie is set to premiere on August 6.

The E! starlet also has a birthday coming up, and it sounds like new boyfriend Travis Scott is making plans to make sure it's extra special.

“He actually has a break in his tour from August 9 – 25, so he’s planning on taking Kylie away somewhere super romantic. Travis is going to be pretty tired from performing so it will be great for both of them to get away from civilization and just chill. It’s perfect timing because he has a show LA on the 9th and then Kylie’s birthday is the next day," a source dished to Hollywood Life.

She's really stealing the spotlight from her siblings!

Umm what?!

R. Kelly has two sets of parents accusing him of holding their daughters in a "cult," along with numerous other women, a shocking Buzzfeed report claims. Apparently, the R&B star has at least six women, all of legal age, staying at his homes in Chicago and Atlanta after offering to help them with their music careers.

It's not exactly an innocent gesture, though.

"He controls every aspect of their lives: dictating what they eat, how they dress, when they bathe, when they sleep and how they engage in sexual encounters that he records," journalist Jim DeRogatis alleges in the expose.

DeRogatis interviewed the singer's former associates Cheryl Mack, Kitti Jones and Asante McGee, and combed over legal documents to discover the truth. It is believed the women are punished if they don't adhere to Kelly's set of "rules," and he issued them new cell phones and numbers in order to cut off all communication with their families.

"You have to ask for food. You have to ask to go use the bathroom. [Kelly] is a master at mind control. ... He is a puppet master," Mack, who worked for Kelly as a personal assistant, revealed.

"I have not talked to my daughter in more than a year. We've had deaths in the family, birthdays, and I haven't heard from her and she hasn't been here for any of it. I didn't even hear from her on Mother's Day. All I want to do is bring her home," one mother told Buzzfeed.

The "I Believe I Can Fly" crooner denies all of it.

"We can only wonder why folks would persist in defaming a great artist who loves his fans, works 24/7, and takes care of all of the people in his life. He works hard to become the best person and artist he can be. It is interesting that stories and tales debunked many years ago turn up when his goal is to stop the violence; put down the guns; and embrace peace and love. I suppose that is the price of fame. Like all of us, Mr. Kelly deserves a personal life. Please respect that," Kelly's lawyer Linda Mensch said in a statement.

This is scary!

Just what our joke of a government needs right now!

Caitlyn Jenner was out and about with her girlfriends in Malibu this weekend, and apparently the I Am Cait star is considering a possible run for Congress.

"You never know, baby! Wouldn’t be surprised!” she told Us Weekly about her political aspirations.

"The political side of it has always been very intriguing to me. Over the next six months or so, I gotta find out where I can do a better job. Can I do a better job from the outside? Kind of working the perimeter of the political scene, being open to talking to anybody? Or are you better from the inside? And we are in the process of determining that. Yeah, but I would look for a senatorial run," she added during an interview with NYC’s AM 970 on Sunday.

The transgender star, who is a notoriously outspoken Republican and voted for Donald Trump, wants to help educate her party on LGBTQ issues.

"The perception of the Republican Party is that they are all about rich white guys trying to make money. I hope to change the perception of the Republican Party and make it the party of equality," she explained.

Now we just need Kanye to announce he's running for President in 2020, and it will officially be the apocalypse.