Only Dita Von Teese could rock a black velvet, puffy-sleeved power-suit and still look fab.

The first lady of burlesque is in Paris for the shows, natch, and we snapped her looking picture perfect outside of a book store on Rivoli Street in Paris.

Loves!

Michael J. Fox and his wife Tracy were snapped frolicking in the waves in St. Barth today, and even though the actor is struggling with Parkinson's disease, he's clearly enjoying the sun and sand on his vacation. Aww, we should all be so lucky!

High School Musical sweetheart - rumored to be starring in the Teen Witch remake, yay! - was spotted getting her shop on at Planet Blue in Bev Hills on Monday. Just picking up a few items for Spring! Good thing, too, because I don't really love the outfit she's wearing. So multi-colored though!

Beth Ditto is a rad girl, but let's just call this what it is: an epic fashion disaster. Not only is the makeup and hair dreadful, but that dress! And it has nothing to do with her size...just think if someone like say, Cameron Diaz had worn this couture costume, it would have looked just as frightening.

The songstress attended John Galliano's fashion show the other day, and if she was trying to dress up as Ursula's algae loving twin sister, she certainly hit this one right on the head.

Can you believe she hasn't put out a signature fragrance already?

Rumors have been swirling that the Friends alum would be launching her own branded perfume, but couldn't decide on a name...

Now WWD reports that Aniston will indeed have her own scent as she just signed a deal with the Falic Group.

Whatever they call it, you know this perfume will smell good!

I mean, it's Jennifer Aniston. She always looks AND smells good!

Lady O never fails to disappoint when it comes to booking the best of the best, and now we can add Janet Jackson to the list.

X17online has learned that Michael's little sis flew to Chicago last week and taped her sit-down interview for The Oprah Winfrey Show. Tyler Perry, who happens to be one of Oprah's buddies, has a new movie coming out, Why Did I Get Married Too featuring Janet as one of the main characters. The two will appear on the show together.

We know their upcoming movie will be one of the topics discussed, but there's got to me more to Janet's appearance.

Will her nephew's stun gun drama be brought up? How about the fact that someone from inside the Jackson's Encino compound is leaking personal info? Knowing Oprah, I have a feeling the answer will be yes, but I guess we'll have to watch to find out.

Harpo Productions tells X17online that no airdate has been set for the episode. However, a source says that Janet's appearance on Oprah will coincide with the movie's April 2 release date.

We'll be watching!

How cool is it to walk into a store and be like, oh right, this is mine! That's exactly what Kate Moss did in Paris today - she strolled into Longchamp boutique (where she has her own handbag collection) to do a little, hmm, shopping? Hopefully she gave herself a discount!

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Kate is still angry Sienna Miller dumped her BFF Rhys Ifans and has therefore banned her from attending her annual Easter party. Burn! Guess that means Jude Law will have to go solo.

Sienna finally pissed off the wrong person!

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves bundled up baby Vida, Levi and Camila's mom and boarded a plane out of LAX last night.

Matthew recently revealed that little Levi speaks Portuguese better than him -- which may not be a bad thing since he can't understand when Camila yells at him in his native tongue!

Baby Vida is only little over two months old -- she's not talking yet, but when she does, we bet she'll dish it out just like her Genius mom and smart older bro!