Talk about pulling a Maria Shriver! It's called breaking the law, Mr. Statham. Just because you're a hot action star doesn't mean you can get away with doing something illegal!

Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner always brings a beautiful bombshell to the Vienna Opera Ball every year, but the 77-year-old might've bitten off more than he can chew this time around!

The NY Post reports that Lindsay Lohan - dubbed "the fallen Disney princess" by the Austrian media - is making a lot of demands as Lugner's date.

First LiLo wanted to change the date of the Opera Ball on February 11th... damn, what a diva! Plus, she refuses to pick a gown ahead of time.

Lugner also says that "her managers have told us to make sure that she doesn't drink during her trip." Apparently, everyone will just be drinking mineral water that night!

Lady Gaga was the other finalist, but Lugner's daughter Jacqueline "is the one who chose Lindsay."

I'm pretty sure this will be an evening to remember!

A burgeoning fashionista? I think not! Reality TV starlet Whitney Port was out and about at the Westfield Mall in Century City on Saturday and, yeah, that's actually her outfit. Where's Rachel Zoe when you need her?

Sidebar, Whit isn't even pretending to live in NYC anymore! Hilar.

Spotted: Just married couple, Kevin Jonas and wife Danielle Deleasa, visiting a pal's house in Beverly Hills the other day...

Damn, I guess they both share a love of denim! Think they'll be having a baby sometime soon? You know Kevin wants kids ASAP!

An All-American Reject, that is!

Newly single singer Avril Lavigne was in Las Vegas at the Bank nightclub a couple weeks ago, partying with Tyson Ritter, lead singer of The All-American Rejects. The two made an impromptu appearance on stage and sang his band's hit, "Gives You Hell," together. But that's not what Tyson's been blabbing to the press about!

Tyson says the two went to a strip club together! Awww, our little, innocent Avril? YES!

Avril only recently filed for divorce from hubby Deryck - frontman for Sum 41 - back in October of last year.

Sounds like she only falls for lead singer of bands! Could she and Tyson officially be a couple???

First of all, must he ALWAYS write in all caps? It makes his blog posts sound very loud!

Check out this intense rant below by the one and only Kanye West, after the artist - as well as Amber Rose - was attacked by PETA for wearing fur coats to fashion week in Paris...

"WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO...THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I'M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE F***ING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY N****S!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F*** THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL F*** YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH "THE NEW BLACK???" SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON'T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT'S LIFE MY N****S, IT'S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!"

First of all, no. Second of all, does Kanye seriously associate rising from the ghetto (as he wrote) to international success with the wearing of dead animals?

Sure, that makes sense!

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So I guess this means they're not breaking up and everything is picture-perfect?

Brad Pitt attended the Directors Guild of American Awards last night to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino... and Angelina Jolie was a surprise guest as his date!

While the couple did not walk the red carpet, various sources say the two looked close and cuddly and happy as can be inside the event. Hmm, but everything IS okay, why feel the need to flaunt it?

Either way, it doesn't seem these two will be splitting up anytime soon. At least not in the public's eye!

Earlier this afternoon we caught Miley Cyrus out and about in Hollywood, and not only did she bring her adorable furball Mate, but she brought her other partner in crime: her little sister Noah!

I'm all for expressing yourself when it comes to clothes, but maybe Miley should give Noah some sisterly advice when it comes to her wardrobe?