Ouch! Thankfully Channing Tatum's package is "fantastic" and "one hundred percent recovered" now, but it sounds like he went through an excruciatingly painful experience on the set of The Eagle of the Ninth.

Channing is the February 2010 cover boy for Details, and in the issue he discusses the horrific accident in which scalding water burned his genitals. Channing was shooting the flick in the Scottish Highlands, and he tells the mag:

"The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."

Channing was rushed to the hospital, and he says it was one of the most painful experiences of his life, not to mention humiliating! "I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis," he tells the mag. However, he also had the balls to show the interviewer pictures from his iPhone, so even though it's an experience he'd like to forget, he can certainly look back on it and laugh. That's the spirit!

When you screw with comedians, you can expect to be roasted on their late night shows shortly afterwards, and that's exactly what happened with Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien last night. Jay started off The Jay Leno Show by expressing his frustration with recent events, commenting, "NBC said they wanted drama at 10, now they've got it! Everybody's mad!" After a few more cracks at the network, Jay concluded, "I leave NBC primetime the way I found it: a complete disaster!"

Ha! So what did Conan have to say on the matter? Conan began his program with this gem, "Good evening, I'm Conan O'Brien, the new host of Last Call with Carson Daly." Oh Conan, it's okay, you can just go to Fox, right? I'm sure they'd love to have you...

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Perhaps taking a cue from one of my favorite trainwrecks ever, VH1's For The Love Of Money, ABC has ordered a Bachelor/Bachelorette spinoff called Bachelor Pad, which puts former contestants together in a Big Brother-style house where they will participate in challenges inspired from previous episodes.

Executive producer Martin Hilton tells THR, "All these people have been friends, been enemies, they date each other and bring all this great backstory to the show. It seemed like there was an opportunity to combine that world with a new competitive reality show."

Seven episodes have been ordered, with Bachelor host Chris Harrison as referee. Although there's no airdate set at the moment, the network is said to be planning a late-summer premiere.

How many of us have been in this situation ... You've graduated from college, you're forced to move back in with your parents, you're looking for a job, trying to figure out what the heck you're doing with your life and meanwhile you have to deal with ...



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Yes, Elisabetta Canalis is definitely a catch! Not only is she stunning, but the Italian TV host must be doing something right, as she's been able to keep George Clooney's attention for this long!

George and his girlfriend were photographed at the Carlyle Hotel in NYC for the New York Film Critics Circle Awards, and it looks like these two are more than ready for awards season. Can't wait to see what sorts of things she'll wear on the red carpet over the next few weeks...

Katy Perry's been not-so-subtly hinting at a pregnancy on Twitter ever since she got engaged, but now the newly betrothed couple is fueling the fire by shopping at a baby boutique in London!

Katy and Russell were spotted admiring the tiny shoes at Cubs, a kids' store near Russell's home. Afterward, they went for lunch, where a source tells The Sun, Katy ordered scrambled eggs and asked for the eggs to be 'well done'. And when Russell asked for a portion of chips she loudly announced to the waiter, 'Hold the mayo.'" (Doctors advise expectant mothers to stay away from uncooked eggs!)

Perry's also been spotted with the tell-tale hand on her belly recently. But then again, Nicole Kidman has been spotted doing the bump stroke of late, and her rep vehemently denies there's a little Urban inside her womb!

Shaquille O'Neal's ex-girlfriend, model Vanessa Lopez will be holding a press conference with attorney Gloria Allred later this morning in which she will announce the filing of a lawsuit against the NBA superstar.

Previously it was reported that when Lopez thought she was pregnant with O'Neal's baby, he started harassing her, and Lopez ended up calling the police as she feared for her safety.

At the press conference, Allred will explain what the lawsuit alleges and Lopez will discuss her feelings about the harassment. Stay tuned...

A theme park in Jackson's childhood home of Gary, Indiana complete with a replica of Neverland Ranch is in the works.

Apparently the new attraction, which will begin construction this year, will include a museum, golf course, hotel and a performing arts center. Additionally, there are some talks of a Thriller rollercoaster.

Theme park operations agent Odie Anderson says, "We will begin construction of the facilities this year. We have set aside a specific date, tied to a special Jackson event, for the ground breaking."

In other Jackson news, a $20 million dollar award against XtraJet and its owner, Jeffrey Borer, for trying to sell a secret videotape that was taken of MJ and his attorney, Mark Geragos aboard a 2003 flight from Las Vegas to Santa Barbara where Michael was to face child molestation charges.

Interesting to not that Michael was shut out of any of the money. $18 million of that went to Geragos, with another $2 million going to his associate, Pat Harris.

Yesterday, a judge ruled that the amount was "excessive."

"I think we're going be retrying this case," Brian Kabateck, Geragos' attorney told the LA Times.