Sad.

Golf legend Tiger Woods can't seem to find his footing in this sobriety test ... or in life! This dash cam video shows Woods struggling to walk as a Florida police officer tests Tiger on the side of the road.

Tiger was found asleep at the wheel of his car before police arrested him on suspicion of driving under the influence in Jupiter, Florida, on Monday. According to the arrest report obtained, officers had to wake up Woods when they found him in his car. The brake lights were on and the right turn signal was flashing as Woods' car was parked in the right lane of Military Trail south of Indian Creek Parkway near Wood's home in Jupiter, Fla.

Tiger's breathalyzer number was 0.0 ... so what was up? The golfer said in a statement following his arrest that prescription meds were to blame -- and it seems like that's the truth. The athlete had fusion back surgery for "excruciating" lower back pain in April. It was his fourth procedure in three years. Almost certainly, doctors prescribed painkillers after the surgery -- and probably before. Could opioids be to blame?

First part for @Barry_Clarke93 et al pic.twitter.com/fDfCgpd9oc

— David Hughes (@davidihughes) May 31, 2017

Whoopsie!

Venus Williams seemed to let it slip that pregnant sister Serena is expecting a baby girl during an interview with Eurosport on Wednesday, and we have to hand it to the interviewer for the way he chose to phrase the question. "What is the baby going to call you?" he asked, and that's when he got the big reveal!

"She's going to call me ‘favorite aunt.' We're all like, 'Baby V, baby Lyn, baby Isha.' We all want the baby to be named after us," she blurted out. That pretty much confirms it - break out the pink!

In other baby news, Lauren Conrad just took to Instagram to show off her bare baby bump in a bikini and launch her new swimwear line. No word on her baby's gender, but maybe Venus could give us a hint about that too!

It's finally here! I'm so excited to announce that my @lclaurenconrad beach collection just launched 👙! The collection has all the swimsuits, coverups and beachy outfits you'll need to get ready for summer. Up until now we only had sample sizes so I wasn't able to squeeze into a bikini for my baby moon, but I lived in the pretty coverups like the one above! 🌴👙🌞(To see the whole collection click the link in my bio)

A post shared by Lauren Conrad (@laurenconrad) on May 31, 2017 at 9:18am PDT

And for once, they opted to not draw attention to themselves!

Kim and Khloe Kardashian went undercover in a chauffeured SUV to visit a homeless shelter on Skid Row in downtown LA yesterday, and we're actually quite shocked they didn't make a big spectacle of the outing to show everyone how charitable they are.

So what was the purpose of their visit, you ask? Apparently, they've been involved with the organization for a while and wanted to check in on how their donations were being put to good use.

A source tells X17:

"They've visited the shelter before with Keeping Up with the Kardashians cameras rolling, but this time they just wanted to drop by without making a scene and just really connect with the people there. They feel so fortunate for their lives, and despite what everyone says about them, they really do care about those who are less fortunate. They've donated quite a lot of money over the years, and it makes them happy to see all the new programs that have been put in place because of it."

They better make sure there's some lavish vacations and lots of drama on the upcoming season of their show, because lately all we've been catching them doing is - gasp! - nice things. The other month, the girls dropped by Planned Parenthood to take a stance and raise awareness against Donald Trump's attempts to defund the clinic.

We feel like we don't even know them anymore!

The weirdest story ever just keeps getting weirder...

Vili Fualaau filed for legal separation yesterday from wife Mary Kay Letourneau, but they're not having marital problems, the 33-year-old told Radar in a bizarre interview. In case you forgot, Letourneau served more than seven years in prison for having sex with Fualaau when he was her sixth grade student back in 1996. They went on to marry and have two children together.

"It’s not necessarily what you think. Everything is fine between us. All the rumors that you hear between us. It’s fine. Of course [we are still in love]. A piece of paper doesn’t break someone’s feelings!" he told the outlet.

Umm, what?

Apparently, he's looking to get licensed as a distributor for Cigaweed” marijuana cigarettes, and being married to a felon isn't going to help the licensure process.

"When you want to get licensed, they do background checks on both parties. If I decide to be a part of it I have to be licensed and I have to be vetted and so does a spouse. She has a past. She has a history," he explained.

Letourneau doesn't seem to like this idea very much, because she just filed a petition with the court to have her husband's separation case dismissed, TMZ reports. Vili's lawyer says her client is moving forward with his case anyway.

Sounds like they need to get on the same page!

He certainly has a type!

Rob Kardashian has moved on from Blac Chyna and has been quietly dating reality star Mehgan James for the past several months, and his famous family doesn't approve of the new relationship, In Touch reports.

"Rob's been seeing [reality star] Mehgan James for almost three months, and most of the Kardashians are very upset about it because Mehgan is known for being out of control and volatile. The Kardashians want Rob to find a woman who is kind and calm," a source dished to the mag.

So why aren't they fans of this new romance? They think she's fame hungry, just like his ex. Case in point? James has appeared Bad Girls Club, Basketball Wives LA, and Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars with her ex.

The sock designer's new lady love has met Khloe, "but the rest of the Kardashians are refusing to meet her. Mehgan is trouble, and that's the last thing Rob needs in his life right now."

Does he not see that he's being used by all these women?!

Her friends shouldn't rush to play matchmaker!

Jennifer Garner is "doing okay" after filing for divorce from Ben Affleck and having the actor move out of their Pacific Palisades home, but she's not ready for another romance just yet, People reports.

"This has really been the most difficult decision for her. But it’s time to focus on the future. They want to be sure the kids are comfortable. It’s all in step with what they’ve always said was the most important thing: their children," a source dished to the mag.

Just because she's not eating Ben & Jerrys and crying doesn't mean she's looking for another relationship, though.

"She will eventually, but it will be a while before she does. She’s certainly not jumping up and down and screaming, ‘I’m single!’ and planning dates. She still says Ben was the love of her life," the source added.

It sounds like she's just relieved all the drama of her troubled marriage is over. "She seems happy to be single and able to move forward. She has a very positive attitude about the future," the insider revealed.

We have a feeling the Boston hunk isn't going to wait quite as long...

I am sorry. I went too far. I was wrong. pic.twitter.com/LBKvqf9xFB

— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) May 30, 2017

What a mess!

Kathy Griffin took to Twitter to fall on her sword and apologize for posing for that Donald Trump beheaded photo, after the comedienne received backlash from both conservatives and liberals for taking things too far. Tyler Shields shot the image, which shows the redheaded funny lady holding a severed head, which bears a striking resemblance to the President, covered in blood.

"Hey everybody, it's me, Kathy Griffin. I sincerely apologize. I'm just now seeing the reaction to these images. I'm a comic. I cross the line. I move the line then I cross it. I went way too far. The image is too disturbing. I understand how it offends people. It wasn't funny. I get it. I've made a lot of mistakes in my career, I will continue. I ask your forgiveness. Taking down the image. I'm going to ask the photographer to take down the image and I beg for your forgiveness. I went too far. I made a big mistake and I was wrong," she said in a video message posted to her social media account.

The POTUS isn't ready to forgive her, though!

"Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!" he tweeted early Wednesday morning. Apparently, Barron was watching TV with his mother Melania and saw the snapshot pop up on the screen, and genuinely thought it was his father, screaming "Mommy, Mommy!", TMZ reports.

The Secret Service has now launched an investigation into the circumstances surrounding the photoshoot, and Griffin got dropped from her endorsement deal with Squatty Potty. "We were shocked and disappointed to learn about the image Ms. Griffin shared today. It was deeply inappropriate and runs contrary to the core values our company stands for," the company explained.

You should never joke about killing the Commander-in-Chief, even if you hate him.

UPDATE - CNN has fired Kathy from her New Year's Eve co-host duties. The comedienne hosts with Anderson Cooper and the two have done so since 2007 and are friends off-camera as well. Even Cooper said this morning, "For the record, I am appalled by the photo shoot Kathy Griffin took part in. It is clearly disgusting and completely inappropriate." Gee, a stupid Tyler Shields photo shoot doesn't really seem worth losing that gig, does it?!

It sucks to be in the middle of this!

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are choosing to stay neutral in their parents Kris and Caitlyn Jenner's feud, which reached an irriversable breaking point after the transgender star released her memoir Secrets of my Life. The momager and the rest of the Kardashian clan are now estranged from the Olympian.

"Kylie and Kendall love their dad but understand why their larger family would feel the way they feel. They see both sides of it. They’re adults, they have their own homes, so they have their own separate relationships with Caitlyn. Kris wants her daughters to have a relationship with their father,” a source dished to Us Weekly.

"Caitlyn’s issue with Kris, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney will not affect Caitlyn’s relationship with Kylie and Kendall: they will always have a relationship with their dad,” the source added.

We asked Khloe about the feud when she landed at LAX today, and it was pretty clear she thought if she didn't having anything nice to say, she shouldn't say anything at all. Her silence speaks volumes, though!