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Another Megan Fox interview, another blog full of absurd yet highly entertaining quotes straight from the mouth of one of our fav young actresses. Sure, she has a mild case of the verbal runs and most people think she's just another pretty face, but after seeing Jennifer's Body and reading countless interviews with the starlet, we still adore her.

Megan sat down with the New York Times Magazine while she was filming Saturday Night Live in NYC, and these are just some of the highlights from the interview...

On how women perceive her:

“Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

After checking out a pair of leggings with kneepads:

“Are those the Lindsay Lohan leggings? The ones that are made for getting on your knees? Oh, no, I can’t wear those. If I wore them, it would be on the Internet in five minutes. The blogs would have a field day.”

On the first time she met boyfriend Brian Austin Green:

“He played himself on [Hope & Faith]. Kelly Ripa’s character was kidnapping him for some crazy reason. I didn’t know who he was from 90210, but I liked him right away. Everyone was around the monitor watching a scene, and Brian accidentally touched my leg. I remember literal electricity shooting through me and out me from every direction. It was like magic.”

On her beef with Michael Bay and the Transformers crew:

“I got myself in this whole mess. But it doesn’t matter. I know that the things they said about me in the crew letter were not true, but Bay is not happy with some of the things I’ve said about him. I was waiting for someone to defend me, to say, ‘That’s not accurate,’ but nobody did. I think it’s because I’m a girl. They left me out there to be bludgeoned to death.”

On Jennifer's Body (which we loved, BTW) not being a hit at the box office:

People expected Jennifer’s Body to make so much money. But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It’s obviously a girl-power movie, but it’s also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare. Jennifer’s Body wasn’t rated PG-13 like Twilight. It was a hard R, and kids couldn’t get in. So they bought a ticket to another movie and snuck in."

Hopefully his girlfriend Miranda Kerr won't get jealous!

Orlando Bloom attended a screening of Penelope Cruz's latest film, Broken Embraces, at the Arclight Wednesday night and the twosome - who have been linked romantically in the past - shared a lingering hug afterward...

I'm sure nothing's going on, but still! We can't help but wonder.

Not to mention a super hip bandana! 63-year-old Cher went shopping at Intermix at the Malibu Lumber Yard on Wednesday and, you know what? We love her comfy, casual look! She doesn't care and that rocks.

Plus, you can't really go wrong when you're CHER. So hot right now!

Never missing a chance to show off her perfectly bronzed gams, Khloe Kardashian hit up American Apparel on Robertson in a super short skirt yesterday afternoon. But why isn't she with a shopping buddy?! Isn't that what her sisters are for?

But does Fergie care?

Nicole Forrester had the alleged affair with Josh Duhamel and now she's apologizing to Fergie via Extra: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I didn't think of it at the time like I think of it now."

The singer has already called the claims against her hubby "nonsense."

Stripper Nicole also reveals that her son called her "disgusting." Ouch! Even her kid is against her.

Yesterday we spotted Michael Jackson's three kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket shopping with their family and friends at Macy's, and later we caught the group heading to a local theater to catch a screening of A Christmas Carol.

While it seems shocking that the Jackson children are engaging in a totally normal activity, we were more stunned to see them hanging out with their 25-year-old alleged half-brother Omer Bhatti! Yup, that's him holding hands with Blanket, and not only does it appear as though he's living with the Jacksons, it looks like he fits right in with the family!

An X17 photographer on the scene tells X17online exclusively:

"Michael's kids seemed just like any other family - they were smiling, talking and they seemed very excited to go to the movies. Omer definitely seems to be embracing the role of a doting older brother, and we even caught little Blanket smiling too!"

Awww!

And no, it's not because all their combined hottness started it...

The vampirific cast was evacuated from The Dorchester Hotel in London the other day after the fire alarm went off. Pattinson, Stewart, Lautner and director Chris Weitz were all giving interviews at the time. So what happened?

According to a hotel receptionist, it was all just a "minor incident." Hey, I'm sure the Twilight trio was totes happy to take a break from interviewing!

Glad everyone's okay!

After spending 4 hours in jail, crying her eyes out and then going into hiding for two weeks, Stephanie Pratt is finally speaking out about her DUI. Spencer's little sister stopped by Voyeur last night for the Maxim/Ubisoft launch of Assassin’s Creed II, and she told reporters that she's "never been happier."

While Stephanie seems to be handling all the drama pretty well, we can't help but notice how different she looks here ... and we're not just talking about her lips!