Last night at Phillippe Chow, Paris said she had never partied with the "Burglar Bunch," whom she called "rotten thieves" and "scumbags," admitting that she'll only recover a portion of what they took from her home in 2008.

The heiress also said that she hoped they'd be put away for 10 years for their various counts of felony residential robbery.

Even though Paris was understandably harsh on the people who violated hers, Lindsay's, Audrina's, Rachel Bilson's and Orlando Bloom's homes, she still managed to enjoy a night out with sister Nicky and boyfriend Doug!

In fact, she gave Doug quite a ride in their SUV, check it out below:

Okay, this is a LITTLE ridic...

New Moon is almost out and Vitamin Water is sponsoring it - no joke! The ad itself might be awkward ("Some thirsts can never be quenched. Luckily, yours can!"), but it's also hilarious, so watch!

Soon after she landed in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon, Kristen Stewart was spotted rushing home... and without Rob by her side!

Looks like the Twilight lovebirds spent the night apart after arriving at LAX together, as Kristen had to get home to her folks. When will the couple reunite again? Stay tuned for the latest Robsten deets!

The video for Brit's new single, 3, premiered online today, and although the shoot was fraught with some issues, the final result is super-sexy, if not quite as exciting as If U Seek Amy.

A source tells X17online that Britney had some trouble "connecting with the camera," which resulted in re-shoots.

The original concept of the video was supposed to be Britney dancing with two guys, but the new version opened up the shoot, adding more female dancers and lots of close-ups of Brit's beautiful face.

And it seems like the re-shoots solved the problem, because Brit definitely connects here, and her body, which is the focus of the vid, looks fantabulous!

Thoughts?

Ok, Trashy Lingerie isn't exactly the place I'd take my mom for a mother/daughter shopping trip, but I guess Kris Kardashian isn't exactly your typical mom!

Kim and Kris hit the lingerie store yesterday afternoon, where it looks like they both picked up a naughty little Halloween outfit!

Now, we could probably do without seeing what Kris picked out, but we cannot wait to see Kim all sexed dressed up on Saturday!

Of the things that Lindsay loves (nights of debauchery at the Chateau, Sam, nights of debauchery at the Roosevelt, the taste of her finger, and leggings), photo shoots rank right up there at the top.

She gets to put her exhibitionist tendencies to work when she's in front of the camera and let's face it, the camera loves her.

These were shot by Markus Klinko and Indrani and styled by GK Reid -- the trio with a new reality show on Bravo called Double Exposure. I don't care about those guys, but if Lindsay's on the show, I'll watch it!

Check out this gallery of ALL the pix for her upcoming 6126 leggings campaign ...

Jon Gosselin will be making a public apology for his recent bad behavior at New York's West Side Synagogue this Sunday.

In a statement, Gosselin said:

"I am well aware that my behavior over the past few months has not always reflected my personal and religious values. I further accept that I have allowed myself to become somewhat severed from my own moral anchor and be carried away by the challenges of fame.

I have therefore agreed to a forum at New York's West Side Synagogue this Sunday where I intend to publicly apologize in a sacred space to those whom I have hurt. I wish for the public to know my regret at having, at times, betrayed the moral principles that have always guided me."

Jon, who turned down the chance to star in another reality show with Octomom, also issued another apology, this one aimed directly at his girlfriend Hailey Glassman who told The Insider that she suffered emotional abuse from the father-of-eight.

"I am grateful for her emotional support," Jon began, "and I regret any pain that my actions have caused her as she has selflessly born the pressures I have endured under the media glare."

Looks like this guy has a lot to apologize for! Let's just hope he's issuing some of these apologies in private to the ones who deserve it the most: his eight kids.

Yesterday afternoon Paris Hilton stopped by a Beverly Hills nail salon for a mani/pedi, and rather than rocking a glam outfit, Miss P kept it comfy casual in a pair of grey lounge pants and a tee. Hey, even a mega rich hotel heiress knows how to kick back every now and then!

P.S. LOVE the shade of pink polish ... Barbie would totes approve!