Ah, that pea coat is too tight!

The reality TV dad landed at LAX Wednesday night and, immediately upon getting outside, Jon lit up a nice warm cig. Yes, I know everyone in Hollywood smokes at this point, but that doesn't make it okay! Especially when you have eight kids...

Okay, so some people don't seem to think her boy toy is all that attractive (after all, he does kinda dress like Lindsay Lohan), but this sexy starlet def wants to impress him with her super hot, all natural bod. Work it, girl!

In a MySpace Celebrity blog titled, "WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP," the boys write:

Hey everyone!

#1 – The Jonas Brothers are NOT breaking up!

#2 – Nick Jonas IS working on a side project called Nick Jonas & The Administration

#3 – This project will be released early in 2010

#4 - We are ALL excited about this project AND what we are doing TOGETHER!

#5 – We plan to make music together for as long as we can.

And there you have it ... the boys will be together forever and ever!

Photos courtesy Sony Pictures Entertainment

Penelope and Fergie and Nicole, oh my!

Hollywood starlets aplenty in the upcoming musical Nine starring luminous Oscar-winners like Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard and here are the first pix... but where's Oscar-nominee Kate Hudson?

Maybe off having "great sex" with A-Rod!

Courtesy Bravo

The world's hottest vegetarian, Natalie Portman, paid a visit to the Top Chef kitchen last night, where the chefs were challenged to create a vegetarian entree for Nat and her pals, with results that were sexier than ya'd think for a plate full of vegetables!

The show's host, Padma Lakshmi, commented that one contestant's spicy dish left a "little prick" on her tongue! But Natalie didn't let her get away with the comment, check out her reaction at about the 4:50 mark!

I can't even begin to imagine what Audrina will look like in 30 years when she really starts to go grey, but anyway!

Last night we spotted the Hills hottie at Arclight in Hollywood after attending the Boondock Saints II premiere, and even though she kept it boring and achromatic in this drab getup, she still looked super hot!

Aside from its strong box office intake, there's already Academy Award buzz for the Michael Jackson musical doc This Is It...

While it's not applicable for the best documentary category, could the pic be nominated for one of the ten best films at the Oscars? (Yeah, there's gonna be TEN this year.) The hype surrounding MJ is pretty strong!

Sidebar, the King of Pop has earned $72 million in earnings since his death, according to Forbes. Jackson has earned $90 mil in the last year, but $72 mil came after June 25th, and that's not even counting This Is It yet!

The documentary opened wide in 3,500 domestic theaters (and worldwide) last night. Did you see it???

images courtesy of Britney Spears' official Twitter

The complete video for "3" won't be released until tomorrow (can't wait for that!) but Britney Spears certainly knows how to keep her fans happy, as she just posted a few stills from the video on her Twitter page.

Aw, Brit, you're such a tease! But so sexy!