image courtesy of Playboy

We can't wait to see the interior shots of this cover girl! I'm sure it will be WAY sexier than Heidi Montag and her balls of plastic!

Two months ago, Hugh Hefner tweeted, “Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue," but we never thought we'd see this much of her! Marge strips down for a three-page nude spread (pun intended), and she also gives an interview.

Think this will sell more copies than the infamous October issue?

It seems obvious to everyone (except for Dina) that Lindsay is in serious trouble of some sort. But her father, Michael Lohan, is drawing criticism for the way he's spoken out publicly about his daughter's need for help.

Michael told X17online last night that he will continue to call attention to her problems, as it may be the only way to get her the help she needs.

"Thanks for helping me to bring more pix of Akon and others groping at my daughter when she seemed to be in an defenseless state. After all she has been through and how she has been taken advantage of for so long and in so many ways, a father never wants to see his child in situations like that. And any father who says otherwise is a liar. I will never overlook any violation of someone I love."

Dina told The Post that she doesn't approve of the way that Michael's been speaking out about his troubled daughter, saying he's "making things up." Ummm, have ya seen her lately, Dina? There's no doubt she needs help.

Dina went on to say, "I've had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time, so whatever is going on in Lindsay's personal life is our business. And for him getting paid to say things about her when he's five months behind in child support is wrong."

When asked what Michael's referring to when he talked about Lilo's issues, Dina replied, "I have no idea what he is talking about. I can't comment on everything my ex says." Perhaps if Dina spent more time as a parent and less time on her shoe collection, she'd have an "idea of what he's talking about!"

In response to Dina's public criticism of how her ex speaks to the press (hypocrite, much?), Michael told us:

"I'm not going to get into a mud slinging contest with Dina. What I said was and is the truth and, for good reason, we should all be concerned. Lindsay is our daughter and her health and well being should come first.

I never get paid for the statements I make, and I am not estranged from Lindsay. Maybe she is angry with me, for good reason, but when she has a problem and needs help, she calls me right away. Such was the case when she was robbed, along with a number of other situations.

As far as child support, I am not 5 months behind, and as a matter of fact, I give Dina and my children money that isn't even part of my child support payments. For Dina to say something like this, isn't it exactly what she said I should do? The difference is, I am not slamming anyone or airing dirty laundry, instead, I am taking a pro-active stance to help and possibly save my child.

I have nothing bad to say about Dina. The time I was married to her she was a great mother. As far as I am concerned, we need to take steps to bring Lindsay back to the person she was before the 'Doctor Feel Goods' and so called addiction specialists, got involved and changed her life. If anyone,they are the ones who need to be exposed, investigated and prosecuted."

Previously, Michael compared Lindsay to Britney, whose life is back on track after a familial intervention...but now he's saying her situation could be closer to Jacko's or Anna Nicole's...let's just hope she gets the help she needs before she ends up like one of them!

Thankfully, it looks like her canine companion was okay!

Yesterday afternoon we caught Jennifer's Body hottie Megan Fox and her bf Brian Austin Green at the Studio City Animal Hospital where they stayed 45 minutes with Megan's dog. We're not sure what was wrong with the little guy, but she did leave with him, so it appears as though it wasn't anything serious!

Liz Taylor recently underwent a laparoscopic operation to repair a leaky heart valve, but the Oscar winning screen legend is assuring everyone she's doing just fine!

On her official Twitter page she wrote:

Dear Friends, My heart procedure went off perfectly. It's like having a brand new ticker. Thank you for your prayers and good wishes. I know they all helped. Love you, Elizabeth

Aww, good to hear!

Again?!

Justin Timberlake was snapped leaving a Los Angeles golf course yesterday afternoon, and the former boy bander looked a little bummed as he loaded up his Audi and drove off. We doubt it had anything to do with his swing, so is it possible there's trouble with Jess? Even though the duo went on a romantic vacay in Santa Barbara the other weekend, we're hearing rumors that these two are still having major drama!

Here's a clip of Paris Hilton from last night's episode of Supernatural, and not only did she look smokin' hot, but her character was sooo deliciously evil, we enjoyed every second of it. Well, until she got beheaded!

But she's already been to rehab not once, not twice, but three times! Will it really work next time around if she goes?

Lindsay Lohan's been partying hard again recently and it's got everyone in her life worried...

A source close to LiLo tells X17online exclusively:

"Lindsay is so close to going to rehab, but what she really needs is something way more than most rehabs can offer. This is way beyond just drugs and alcohol."

Whoa, could this seriously be on the level of Britney's mental breakdown?



Lindsay's father Michael Lohan has talked about this to us before - not only has he called her on and off girlfriend Samantha "a drug" and "disgusting," he's also called attention to Linds' prescription drug addiction.

Michael claimed his daughter was on "psychotropic drugs and antidepressants." And told us back in August, "These things can mess with a person's mind. I see some parallels between Britney and Lindsay."

Think it's time for an intervention???

Last night Samantha Ronson and a pal were spotted getting some late night grub at Jerry's Deli, and she tweeted that she was grabbing chicken soup. Aww, hopefully she's feeling okay! Though Samantha made a few funny faces as she hopped into her car, she was totally polite with photogs, which is more than we can say for the crazy woman screaming in the background!