Unless you have way more important things to do than pay attention to celebrity gossip, you know that Kourtney Kardashian received some unexpected news a little over six months ago when she found out she was knocked up with ex Scott's little Disick.

But Khloe's reaction to hearing the news is priceless!

Sure, she's pretty excited to be an aunt today, but watch the above vid to see her go off on the unprotected couple!

Let's hope Kourtney was a little less abrasive when she found out her younger sister was getting married after only a little more than a month of dating.

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Princess P was in the city of Sin yesterday to debut her new line of sunglasses by Gripping Eyewear at The Vision Expo.

I know stars are constantly trying to roll their celeb status into successful clothing lines, perfumes, and spray tans, but a line of sunglasses makes perfect sense. After all, who rocks a pair of shades better than Paris?

After Dave confessed the surprising extortion plot against him on the Late Show Thursday night, it was revealed that the woman at the center of the plot was former Late Show assistant Stephanie Birkitt, aka "Vicky" (featured in the vid above), was the female staffer in question.

Birkitt apparently lived with Robert Halderman, the man accused of trying to extort $2 million from Letterman, and threatened the talk-show host with pages from Birkitt's diary.

And since Dave was able to extract some laughs out of his unfortunate predicament, Jay Leno had to get into the mix, telling his audience last night that "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio."

He then went on to admit that "I'm happy to say that I've never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members."

I bet they're happy too!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought the twins, 14-month-old Knox and Vivienne, out of hiding to grab some ice cream in Amman, Jordan last night, where one lucky Licky Licious patron snapped a photo of the famous fam.

The actors and humanitarians are in the middle east visiting Iraqi refugees as part of Jolie's UN Ambassador duties, but it looks like they're able to get in a little family time as well with the growing twins.

It's interesting to see the transformation in Knox and Viv since the last time we saw them - Knox previously looked like a dead ringer for baby Shiloh, but now it seems like he's becoming his own little man!

Odd couple Tila Tequila and her new BFF Meghan McCain (daughter of former presidential candidate and current senator John) had a date last night at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, where they most likely discussed the economy, the war in Afghanistan, Iran, the health care debate, and where to get the best bikini wax in LA.

The girls were previously spotted lunching at the Chateau Marmont back in March, so moving up to dinner must mean it's getting more serious between the two.

Wonder how daddy McCain feels about his daughter hanging with bi-sexual reality star Tila Tequila?

Heck, he's probably jealous!

Hey, there's something for everyone in the three Kardashian sisters!

The reality tv sisters went to a photo op dinner at STK last night, where they included Kourt's Patrick Bateman-ish baby daddy Scott Disick.

Photogs asked newlywed Khloe how the house-hunting was going and she said, "Good." They then asked if Lamar was being a good boy, and Khloe replied, "Always."

I guess when you've only been together a little over a month, "Always" is kind of relative!

Her huuuuuge heart, of course! And that was exactly what was on display last night at the Beverly Hilton for Operation Smile's 8th Annual Smile Gala in Beverly Hills last night.

Well, that and her enormous tatas.

Jess was honored by the charity for her long-standing work as an ambassador for the organization. And although we're thrilled that she's recognized for giving back, we do wish she had returned that unfortunate jumpsuit!

Kandi Burruss, the newest ATL housewife and hit songwriter to Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys, TLC and Pink, suffered the tragic loss of her fiance Ashley “A.J.” Jewell when he sustained fatal injuries following a fight outside of a strip club in Atlanta last night.

"It appears he was involved in an altercation in the parking lot and he received a severe blow to the head," Atlanta Police Lt. Keith Meadows tells WSBTV. And although police are still trying to determine a motive for the fight, "We have developed a person of interest and we've made contact with him to question him about the incident," said the Lt.

Anyone who watched the season knows how much Kandi was in love with her fiance, whom fought frequently with her mother about.

"I could never in a million years imagine this happening," Kandi tweeted this morning. "Please pray for A.J.'s children...that's who i'm the most concerned for. I'm about to give my swollen eyes some rest now. I just wanted to say thanks two everyone for their prayers."

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