Well, in the CD section at Target anyway!

Earlier this afternoon Britney Spears went shopping in Calabasas, and one of the items she picked up was Michael Jackson's Number Ones album. Britney's going to have plenty of down time this month (the Australian leg of her Circus tour doesn't kick off until November), so it looks like we'll be seeing much more of her in the weeks to come. We're predicting daily Starbucks runs, shopping sprees and trips to the dance studio...super exciting, right?





Love that flowy white dress, B!

And no, I'm not referring to whatever it is she's doing to her sister (hands to yourselves, girls!)

Lilo dragged her underage sis (and ever-present Patrick) with her to Paris ahead of the kickoff of fashion week Thursday, where the girls decided to check out some of Lindsay's competition, shopping at stores like Prada and Gucci.

Lindz is making her debut as the "artistic advisor" at the Ungaro show next week, but to listen to her, ya'd think she designed the entire collection by herself!

Could make the final walk down the runway, which she'll supposedly share with the actual designer, Estrella Archs, totally awk!

And if it's as "youthful" a collection as what the girls are wearing now, then I think my mom will love it!

Ugh, and then there's these two. I don't even know what the scene is about and already it's putting me to sleep!

Let's face it - everyone is pretty on Gossip Girl, but who's interesting at this point? Taylor Momsen as Little J is still my fave! Next to Blair and Serena, circa season one...

This socialite - heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune - has certainly had her share of publicity...

Remember when Casey's former girlfriend Courtenay Semel (who also dated Lindsay Lohan) set her hair on fire? Burn! Not to mention the fact that Johnson has been on-and-off BFFs with people like Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky, Nicole Richie and Lizzie Grubman. Yeah. Quite a group!

But maybe Casey shouldn't wear so much makeup? Maybe.

And John Mayer shows up to listen! The duo were spotted - albeit separately - at hipster joint The Roger Room in West Hollywood last night and, much to our surprise, neither of them arrived (or left) with dates!

Even LiLo couldn't show up to support her girl?

Rihanna is currently in Paris (for fashion week, obvi!) and when we snapped the R&B starlet at the Four Seasons George V, she happily posed for pictures with fans before hightailing it down the street. While we're not wild about the sweatshirt-inspired dress (can we say blah?!), the leopard Loubs and the hat definitely have us at attention!

Oh wait, that's not a surrogate - it's just his impossibly beautiful young wife, Emma Heming! But she sure does look perfect, doesn't she?

Bruce Willis is in Paris with his new ladylove and, of course, he took her shopping. Sidebar, I saw Surrogates and it was actually kinda good! No, seriously.

Hmm, that's what everyone seems to be wondering!

X17online hasn't been able to get a copy of the couple's marriage license - which MAY mean it doesn't exist, as marriage docs become public record for a week or so after they're filed. Is it possible that Khloe and Lamar are still hashing out a pre-nup before they make the whole thing legal? Or was the wedding of the year just for the cameras?

While the legitimacy of the wedding seems to be up for debate, E! has announced that the footage from wedding will air on a special episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding on November 8 at 9pm. Well, that's what really matters, right?

But the most important question is...will we get our money back for the pasta bowls we gifted the couple for their wedding?