Last night Kristin Cavallari dined at Boa, and the Hills hottie reminded us once again that she's the sexiest b*tch on the block.

Sure, Lauren Conrad is cute and all, but Kristin's always been the more attractive of the two, right? Plus, she has the WAY more attractive personality...she's always so bubbly and outgoing, we'd much rather hang out with her!

We loved Juno, we're seeing Jennifer's Body tonight (can't wait!) and now The Hollywood Reporter says that Oscar-winning scribe Diablo Cody and Universal PIctures are in negotiations to pick up the rights to Sweet Valley High!

Cody will write the script and produce with Mason Novick and Marc Platt, and when Cody and Novick pitched it last week, they caused a bidding war that involved Fox 2000 and Mandate. Interesting!

The series was created by Francine Pascal in 1983, and over 150 books have been published, with the final novel hitting bookshelves in January of 2003. The beloved series follows two teenage twins, Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, who lived in the fictional town of Sweet Valley, California. We haven't read the books in a long time, but we're sure Diablo can bring them back to life with her superior literary skills!

Kelly Osbourne made her debut on season nine of Dancing With The Stars last night, where her "ladylike" performance in the Viennese Waltz moved mom Sharon to tears!

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Kelly also shed some of her own when she was praised by judge Bruno Tonnioli for being "impeccable" and scored the second highest marks of the night on the second part of the Dancing premiere.

After the show, Kelly and her fam celebrated with dinner out at Sur, and while she may not be making the most "ladylike" expressions, we're certainly impressed at how DWTS has transformed her figure!

One of the photogs said he hoped she'd win, and Kelly said "me too!"

As for Ozzy, he was certainly proud of his little girl, but check out his reaction below when photogs asked him if he'd be interested in partnering up with another famous little girl - Miley Cyrus!

Hey girl, it's not even October yet, so what's with the Halloween themed jewelry?

Rihanna was snapped leaving a studio last night in NYC, and we were so hypnotized by her frosted highlights, we didn't notice her massive spider ring! I know it's kinda creepy, but it's also kinda cool, right? Or is bling like this only appropriate for Halloween parties?

Michael Jackson blasts his own family in secret tapes recorded during an interview with the ghostwriter of his autobiography Moonwalk.

In the recordings, obtained by NOTW, Jackson calls his brothers lazy, Janet a tomboy who broke his heart when she got married to James Debarge in 1984, LaToya "Ms. Nice and Nasty," says his mother "disappointed" him and his father was an abusive "mystery man."

"The brothers didn't give me support," Michael says when talking about the Jackson 5. "We'd be working on a TV show or video and they'd be sitting around moaning and groaning but I'd be watching and learning. It takes a talent, but some people are lazy and don't want to develop anything."

As for his father, Jackson revealed how Joe would beat the boys during rehearsals if they made one wrong step. "He would sit in a chair with a belt or a switch and we'd do our performance. And if we messed up he hit you." Jackson reveals that although he was never hit that much while they were rehearsing, he got it worse than anyone outside of the business, for talking back to Joe.

He also reveals, that although his brothers found him to be the "wimpy" one, it was Michael who stood up to Motown chief, Berry Gordy. "They thought I was naive, soft and sweet and wimpy, but I wasn't. It was me who went to Berry Gordy and said, 'We're gonna leave'."

You can listen to the secret tapes, recorded at Neverland Ranch, HERE.

At the opening of the Boom Boom Room at the Standard Hotel in NYC on September 12, the National Enquirer reports that Madonna had her security team keep Lindsay Lohan away from her VIP table!

While Madonna was happy to let pals like Jon Bon Jovi and Steven Klein stop by, it looks like the material girl wanted nothing to do with La Lohan. Aww, whatever did Lindsay do to her? I mean, that hairstyle copycat drama was SO last year, what's her beef now?

Justin Timberlake will play Sean Parker, Facebook’s founding president in the new film about the social networking website. Though it was rumored that Shia LaBeouf and Michael Cera were in talks for the role of founder Mark Zuckerberg, Variety reports that newcomer Jesse Eisenberg has snagged the gig, and Andrew Garfield will play Eduardo Saverin, the Facebook co-founder who fell out with Zuckerberg when the site took off.

The flick focuses on the evolution of Facebook and how it's overnight success and wealth changed the lives of the classmates who created it. Production will begin next month in Boston and then move to Los Angeles.

It's not like he got into a bar fight or anything, but judging by the sly look on his face, you know this bachelor is up to no good!

John was snapped leaving Gemma Trattoria at the Bowery Hotel last night, and the single singer flashed photogs some interesting facial expressions on the way out. Aww, what's wrong John...were you surprised the paps found you even though you didn't tip them off on Twitter?