Look Spencer, we KNOW your wife and her giant fake jugs are on the cover of Playboy this month, so there's no need to remind us every time you call the paparazzi we see you. Ugh, can the October issue hit newsstands already?!

King Spencer and his plastic princess were snapped browsing for magazines and books in Malibu yesterday, and as always, the royal d-bag insisted on making an ass of himself in front of photogs. Hey, fine by us, but don't you think Heidi gets embarrassed with his behavior? Or do his playful shenanigans make her melt?

Well that was quick!

After being let go from the Philadelphia Eagles, Kendra Wilkinson's NFL star husband Hank Baskett has signed a one-year contract with the Indianapolis Colts.

His agent confirmed the news this morning and added that he is expected to practice with his new team today.

image courtesy of philadelphiaeagles.com

Eh, judging by her expression, she's over it, but Mischa Barton did stop by It's On With Alexa Chung at MTV Studios in NYC to chat about her new show. Even though she looked a little uh, out of it, we can't help but rave about The Beautiful Life!

When we watched the series premiere last night, it wasn't nearly as gripping as a hit show like Dexter or Breaking Bad, but we're definitely going to tune in next Wednesday, and we cannot WAIT to see what kind of trouble Mischa will cause as the pill-popping supermodel Sonja Stone!

Wait, but for what? Put your hands down, girl! The husband-stealer was spotted in Malibu on Wednesday - donning a striped dress - and throwing her hands up in the air. Hey, if no one else is rooting for you, you hafta root for yourself!

And don't forget about little Bronx too!

Yesterday we caught Pete Wentz sharing a smooch with wifey Ashlee Simpson, and later we spotted the Melrose Place star toting around her adorable son as she ran errands. Speaking of MP, what did you guys think of Ash's acting the other night?

We just couldn't get enough of Nicole Richie and Harlow yesterday, so we added even more pics of the hot mama and her darling daughter to our already massive gallery! Even though little Harlow is totally making us melt, we're still blown away by Nicole's fab post-pregnancy bod! Who looks THIS good just one week after having a kid?

Jon Gosselin won't ever have a Brangelina-style soccer team of his own, because according to the nanny he allegedly had an affair with, after the sextuplets Jon had a vasectomy.

I know, just what you want to read with your morning coffee!

The nanny's mom, Marci Santoro, blabbed to Star magazine about the intimate details of her daughter's affair. And no, I don't know what's more disturbing, that Stephanie Santoro told her mom these intimate details or that her mom's blabbing to Star about it!

Anyhoo, mom says that after Stephanie told her about the affair, "my first question was are you sleeping with him? She said 'Yeah.' I said, 'Stephanie you don't need to get pregnant.' She told me, 'Mom you don't need to worry about that, he can't have anymore kids.'"

Marci went on to say, "I asked her how do you know and she told me that after the sextuplets were born he had a vasectomy so I didn't have to worry about that."

She may have had to worry about losing her job, betraying the woman who hired her and potentially neglecting the kids she was supposed to be watching, but hey, at least she didn't have to worry about getting knocked up!

Megan Fox and her Jennifer's Body co-stars stopped by Hot Topic in Hollywood and chatted with fans about the flick, and as always, the brown haired beauty looked stunning. Er, well that dress is a little ill-fitting, but we like the color and the idea of it!

Anyway, when asked what she was like in high school, Megan smiled and told the crowd, "I actually was NOT the sh*t in high school," and she added that she ate lunch in the bathroom because she didn't want to get picked on! On top of that, she dropped the f-bomb at least 5 times, and like Michael Bay says, that's just part of her charm, right?

It's hard to believe that such a gorgeous creature is capable of saying some of the most ridiculous stuff we've ever heard! Check out the video below to hear the craziness (and profanity) once Megan opens her mouth:





Loves her! And Amanda Seyfried too!