Janet Jackson would NEVER do this, but La Toya obvs would!

MJ's sister showed up at Millions of Milkshakes in the heart of West Hollywood last night, serving up customers and fans just like Miley, LiLo and the Kardashians did...

Okay, we gotta ask - how much are these celebs getting paid to make an appearance??? As you already know, the store owner loves a good paparazzi photo op! I'm sure the shakes are de-lish but come on!

I know she's a looker, but is she reaaally hot (and relevant) enough to be rocking a "Hate Me 'Cause You Ain't Me" tee? Hmm, what do you think?

Spotted: Janet Jackson shows up at designer Marc Jacobs' after-party Monday night in NYC looking super sexy...

What did ya think of her emotional appearance at the VMAs? We liked it! But what's the deal with posting a new single - "Make Me" - right afterward? Eh, kinda awk if you ask me.

Ok, we'd like to believe those marks are somehow sex-related, but they're most likely battle scars from Sunday's Malibu Triathlon.

Although we do hear the streets of LA have become quite dangerous...maybe Mario was attacked by a hot cougar!

The Friends alum has a new movie out - Love Happens, where she plays a single florist - so you know what that means... interviews and talk shows!

Check out some choice quotes below from Jen's sit-down with Parade Magazine:

"I'm always going to be interested if somebody gives me a self-help book. They're worth investigating."

"I'm not a fighter, I'm a discusser. I could probably use more fight in me. I don't yell. I talk. I can get dirty. I've been guilty of dirty fighting. But usually I don't like to fight."

"I made my allowance as a kid cleaning toilets. I'm actually pretty good at it. I grew up with absolutely no money at all. I struggled for a while, but I was happy with my life whether I was making this amount of money, or that amount of money."

Uh, I have no idea what she's talking about in most of these, but did you know Aniston grew up having no money? 'Cause I didn't!

Wasn't she born in Sherman Oaks, the daughter of an actor and goddaughter of Telly Savalas, a soap star?

X17online has learned exclusively that after only dating for a little over two months, Khloe Kardashian is moving in with her baller boyfriend Lamar Odom!

Khloe had already been planning a move from her parents' house in Calabasas to trendy West Hollywood later this month, but the movers tell us those plans have been put on hold until Khloe and her man find their dream house.

Khlomar just came out as a couple a few weeks ago - and now they're already looking for a love nest! Moving that fast must mean true love, right?

Let's hope the super-tall couple finds a pad big enough for them - and all Khloe's Louboutins!

The cast was at the Paley Center for TV Guide's Fall TV Preview party Monday night and, well, they're all gorgeous! But we really only care about Ash Simpson and sexy/talented newcomer Katie Cassidy.

Oh, and that "geeky" guy on the show that wants to be a filmmaker - Michael Rady. He's hot!

Otherwise we didn't love the premiere. Kinda bland, right? We miss Heather Locklear and Marcia Cross and their craziness!

Kim Kardashian let slip that although her pregnant sister Kourtney is getting bigger by the minute, she refuses to shop at A Pea in the Pod.

"She is huge. She is huuuuge," Kim told E! "She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her."

But that's not the worst of it. Kim went on to drag Khloe into the bbw discussion: "I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes."

Awwww, snap!

Kim immediately tried to rectify the situation, saying what she reeeeeaaally meant to say was that Khloe's not fat, she's just big-boned. "Khloe is going to kill me for saying that, but it's really because Khloe is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloe's top and wear it as a dress..."

Ok, anyone who has sisters knows that stuff like this is bound to slip out, so we're gonna take Kim's word for it! After all, "there is no Kardashian war", and we definitely want to keep the peace between our fave tv sisters!