The add-on wrap-around velvet sleeves, the ill-fitting bustline, and the lace booties ... are NOT my favorites. For once, Marc is looking better than the wifey!

... But Joe Jackson was there to enjoy the spotlight :(



... And Janet was there to remind us why the Jackson family - especially Michael - is so special. She rocked the tribute to her brother with an angry, touching performance of Scream. Check it out if you missed it ...

X17online's live-blogging the MTV VMAs to bring you all the action, all the fashion, and most importantly, all the ROBSTEN!

So watch along at home, and submit your comments below - we'll even publish the ones we can! It will be like watching the show with thousands of your slightly bitchy friends.

A fallen angel, that is! Lindsay Lohan looked a bit of a mess in New York Saturday night, making funny faces - funny to her, sad to us - while the photogs snapped away.

But now's not the time, Linds! The MTV's are tonight and we're live-blogging 'em here at X17... so we're too excited to worry about Lohan!

Okay, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are both pretty beautiful... but Mischa Barton? These days, I'm not so sure!

All three attended the premiere of the CW's The Beautiful Life in NYC Saturday night, and while Mischa is the one who should've wowed on the red carpet, Demi did instead! Maybe it's just the pink gown I don't like.

Either way, Demi's in her 40s and Mischa in her 20s. Something is not right here!

Brooke Hogan, her mom Linda and Linda's younger beau - now THAT'S a conversation I'd like to see - dined out at Bev Hills eatery Madeo Saturday night.

So much elegance all in one room! You'd think the place would implode from all that beauty, huh?

And look, there's a bit of wildlife on her sexy strapless dress!

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX returning from Brazil - she was shooting her new reality show - and the starlet looks fairly refreshed and glowing after her trip! Think she's getting her body back or not really?

Sidebar, wouldn't Jess have been a great addition to the judge's panel on American Idol?

The reality star is almost a mom! A preggers Kourtney Kardashian ate out in Santa Monica last night with beau Scott and, before leaving, decided to show off her curves to photogs.

Damn, I feel like she's only been pregnant for a week! Time really flies.