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At 12-years-old, Lourdes' similarities to her mom are shocking...but even more so when she donned a white veil to re-create Madonna's Like A Virgin VMA performance in the second version of Celebration!

Not only does the tween dress up like vintage mom, she also dances in the vid, and even appeared onstage with mom in Israel, looking waaaaay older than her 12 years! In fact, she and Madonna are almost the exact same size.

Scary on so many levels.

Jon sat down for his first traditional tv interview since his divorce to speak out about the "abuse" he suffered from Kate during their marriage.

The father-of-eight told GMA, "I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down."

He goes on to say that once they became famous, Kate was never around. "She'll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn't going anywhere," Jon says. "Well, excuse me, I'm taking care of the kids. She's on book tours, she's doing all these things. You know, she's gone a week. You know, comes back. Packs up and leaves again. I'm standing there like, 'Oh, OK. Your mom's gone again.'"

Well, Jon's been anything but a "lame fish" these days, with trips all over the globe, a new life in the big city and a new girlfriend. Yet, he still takes his time with the kids very seriously.

Think Kate's regretting her words now?

And what a fabulous birthday it was! Victoria Beckham and her three boys headed to the Brazilian eatery Fogo De Chao yesterday to celebrate Romeo's birthday, and while Cruz was too cool to smile for the cameras, the b-day boy was beaming when he stepped out of the restaurant. As always, Poshy was dressed to kill, and it looks like she may have had a hand in dressing her boys too! Well, maybe not her mini astronaut, but certainly Brooklyn and maybe even Romeo too...

P.S. I know it was supposed to be Romeo's big day, but why is the adorable and rambunctious Cruz totally stealing the spotlight?

Uh, that took WAY too long!

After hooking up and stepping out with her married co-star Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes and her wardrobe consultant husband of seven years, Deane Sheremet are officially calling it quits.

LeAnn posted the following message on her official website:

"After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage. This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you so much for all of your continued love and support – it is deeply appreciated."

Isn't she totally doing this backwards though? Get a divorce and THEN hook up with the married guy! Oh wait...that's still not right!

Madonna may look twenty years younger in the Celebration video she released today, but it seems as though her age is finally taking it's toll on her, as she collapsed twice during her concert in Sofia, Bulgaria.

While singing Holiday she nearly fell over and had to be held up by a dancer, and The Sun has video of the scary incident. While it's not quite as dramatic as we thought, she looks totally out of it for a few seconds! Then, as she left the stage during Spanish Lesson, she passed out and fell over AGAIN, and that's when those close to her became alarmed.

A source told the newspaper:

"Madge was really worried backstage. She had to sit down for a longer break than usual between songs. She refused to end the show or take a break after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she's suffering from exhaustion. She is anaemic. She was advised to postpone the last two shows in Israel for a few days, but logistics and stubborness stopped her. She'll do them then take some rest."

Hmm, think the queen of pop will be retiring anytime soon?

The Disney sweet-tart must love that "Boys of Summer" song! Hey, who doesn't?

Little Miss Miley kicked off the season by sorta ditching her underwear model beau Justin Gaston to shoot The Last Song in Georgia... and getting hot and heavy (on AND off screen) with her sexy co-star Liam Hemsworth. And let's not forget about the on-and-off romance between Miley and Nick Jonas - they've been close all along!

But now that her summer of fun is over, which guy is she gonna choose?

Juuust kidding! Obviously she has other friends than just a cat. Right? You never know with Mischa Barton!

The TV starlet isn't looking so hot here, though, texting on her phone and having a cig over lunch in the Big Apple. The beautiful life? I dunno about that!

We'll give you a clue: This aging supermodel (also a successful reality show star) could be Madonna's younger sister! Or older sister. Depending on your POV.

Yeah, this shouldn't be too hard.