But of what? The Hills? America???

Spencer Pratt reveals to Us that he's changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. YEAH.

The reality star explains: "I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role."

But who will vote for you, Spence? And Heidi doesn't count!

Bradley Cooper's ladylove was spotted doing a little shopping at The North Face store in Bev Hills on Monday - not exactly Barneys, but if it works for Renee, it works for us!

And what's that in Ms. Zellweger's sexy hands? A book! Ghost Light by Frank Rich, a memoir about the writer's love of theatre. Hmm... could Renee be planning to take the stage on Broadway sometime soon? Maybe!

The b*tch is indeed back in the new trailer for the upcoming season of The Hills, and this time it's got more quotables than Mean Girls!

Our favorites include:

"She's like a disease you can't get rid of. "She's the girl who's going to stab us all in the back, and she doesn't care." -- Stephanie

"You f*cked with the wrong girl!" -- Kristin

"I think Holly might need to go to rehab." -- Heidi

"How 'single' is 'single'?" -- Kristin (to Justin Bobby)

"Lauren basically told us she's a man eater. She's a boyfriend stealer." -- Audrina

"It was very vanilla." -- Kristin (on her sex life with Brody)

"If you hear her talk about a baby, just tell her, 'Yo, Spencer's not having a baby for 100 years.'" -- Spencer

This is either going to be the most awesome season yet, or the most awesomely bad season yet! Either way...we're watching!

GIANT hockey players, that is! We spotted the House of Wax actress and her NHL beau Dion Phaneuf out shopping in the BH yesterday afternoon. Either he's super tall or she's super short... or both!

Kim shot a skit for the new Jay Leno show at her store Dash yesterday, looking every inch the budding starlet!

With other reality stars entering the acting game, Kim seems like she'd be a natural...but would she prefer to be behind the camera for the next phase of her career?

Hey, maybe she can do it all!

Will the Twilight mania ever cease?

Writer Stephenie Meyer set her vampire story in Forks, Washington - a real-life logging town - and now director Jason Brown has created Twilight in Forks, a documentary about the actual rainy location, its rain forest-like landscape and even people whose lives might've been influenced by the characters (or vice versa).

MTV has the first look at the trailer... check it out below:



Strangely interesting or kinda boring?

Various online reports are saying that after turning down a $500,000 offer to appear in Playboy, Lindsay Lohan is now considering a higher counteroffer standing at $900,000.

Hey, we've already seen her boobs and she's flashed her firecrotch a handful of times over the years, so it's not a big deal...and nearly a million bucks!? She'd be a fool to turn that down!

If she DID pose for the men's mag, think she'd pull a Heidi Montag and try to get them to agree to a no crack/nipple/vag clause? Or would she bare all and show us some things we haven't seen before?

DJ AM's girlfriend has broken her silence over the death of her boyfriend, and hit out at reports that her breakup with him is the reason for his tragic overdose.

In a statement to Us, Hayley Wood said:

"Any indication that this horribly tragic accident happened because of a rumored breakup is not only untrue but disgusting. We were very much together at the time of his passing, and I love him very much."

Our heart goes out to Hayley during this difficult time.