Why should Avril have all the fun?

We spotted the soon-to-be ex Mr. Lavigne (if all the rumors are true, anyhow) leaving BOA with a pal last night. But it looks like he took a little doggy bag - or doggy cup - with him!

We have no idea what's in the red party cup...but at least he's not driving!

images courtesy of V Magazine / Mario Testino

Well, not quite, but she definitely ditched her clothes (and underwear!) for the September issue of V Magazine!

This is the first time the pop superstar has appeared on the mag's cover, and it seems like everyone was tickled pink (literally!) to work with her. She was shot by the legendary Mario Testino in NYC, and EIC Stephen Gan says, "When the Marc Jacobs pink hooded coat and glasses came down the runway, I knew there was only one person I wanted to see in it: Lady Gaga. Growing up as a kid obsessed with new wave, I would cut up paper sunglasses and put them on to celebs’ faces on magazine covers. These plastic peel on and peel off glasses come in pink and blue and are actually based on the Marc Jacobs ones that came down the runway!"

Though she looks like the sexy spawn of an Oompa Loompa and a cotton candy machine, she's still incredibly fierce and feminine! Loves it!

Photo credit: Alasdair McLellan

Taylor Lautner - who's still only 17 - sits down for an interview with Interview magazine, dishing about the Twilight series, how he had to bulk up for the New Moon sequel (the kid gained 30 pounds!) and what it's like having so many sudden fans...

Apparently, there are two types of fans: "The cries, who come around quite often," says Taylor, and "the hyperventilators, who stop breathing and have to have a medic come." Whoa, that's a little intense!

But what we really wanna know is if he hangs out with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart off set! "The whole cast is really close," Taylor admits. "If we’re out at dinner, we’ll just randomly start talking about the scene we’re shooting the next day."

Aww, sounds like one big, happy family!

Let's hope this A-List actress was a monster at the gym and did some extra squats to turn her sagging flap-jacks into a bodacious booty!

The Los Angeles County Coroner's office has released the cause of Michael Jackson's death, and they say the king of pop suffered "acute Propofol intoxication." The report also states that "other conditions contributing to death" included the use of Benzodiazepines, a group of drugs taken to treat anxiety and insomnia.

It should come as no surprise that the manner of death was ruled as a homicide, and though the coroner did not release the full autopsy report, they did issue a press release:

"The drugs Propofol and Lorazepam were found to be the primary drugs responsible for Mr. Jackson's death. Other drugs detected were: Midazolam, Diazepam, Lidocaine and Ephedrine."

But who will receive the blame for this? Jacko or his doctors?

Krasinski pic courtesy NBC

Female Office fans will be crushed to hear their beloved Jim is off the market!

Today, Krasinski's rep confirmed to X17online that he is engaged to his girlfriend of less than a year, The Devil Wears Prada star Emily Blunt.

The couple has been dating on the DL since November of last year, after both ending longterm relationships (hers to Michael Buble, his to co-star Rashida Jones.) No word yet on whether they'll go for a quickie wedding, or a longer engagement, like Jim and Pam.

Congrats to the happy - and hot! - couple!

Orlando Bloom isn't letting Brad, Ryan and Justin have all the fun! The LOTR star pulled up to a gas station on two wheels yesterday to let the paps drool over his Ducati.

Considering he's got a not-so-stellar driving record, we certainly hope he's being safe on that super-fast bike!

images courtesy of Kimberley French / Summit Entertainment

Ahhh! We can't wait 'til November!

We showed you Twilovers several New Moon promo shots yesterday, and here are even more pics of Edward and Alice Cullen and the evil red-eyed Jane Volturi! We can't wait to see just how wicked little miss Jane is...and since some of our X17 staffers aren't caught up on the books, we're still not sure what's going to happen!