Lindsay Lohan better watch out! Fauxmosexual fame whore Aubrey O'Day has revealed to Curve Magazine that she has a huge crush on Samantha Ronson!

The former Danity Kane hottie tells the mag, "Every time I see [Samantha] I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise - get to know me. We'd be perfect together.'"

Aww, sounds like she's nervous to meet her! So how does Aubrey feel about Lindsay? "Lindsay and that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year. You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship."

Hmm, Aubrey isn't exactly in a position to be talking smack about Lindsay! Lilo is a way bigger star, right?

MTV just released the full version of their take on West Side Story, The VMA Side Story, starring Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Ne-Yo, Leighton Meester, Cobra Starship and Russell Brand to promote the VMA awards on September 13th.

And while the video is cute and kitschy and all, what we enjoyed the most was funnyman Russell Brand offering to trade Moon Men for sexual favors and shag Lady Gaga!

He might have been a tad inappropriate as the host of the last awards, and from this vid, it doesn't seem like he's turning down his Brand of humor!

I know there are some Jared Leto haters out there, but none of them work at X17!

Last night the sexy star went for a stroll near Sunset Plaza, and even though he looked like he was blinded by the flashbulbs, we're totally weak in the knees!

So what's the former My So-Called Life heartthrob been up to these days? Aside from touring with his band, he's got a new flick, Mr. Nobody coming out this fall, which co-stars Sarah Polley and Diane Kruger. We can't wait to see him back on the big screen...it's been far too long!

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The show might not be as fresh as it used to be, but the same can't be said about the ads! Susan, Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle and Katherine are all back... and ready to battle!

Hmm, how come Teri Hatcher is the only one showing some leg? And you know they're not wearing high heels on top of all those juicy apples!

Weren't you just dying to know what these two teens talked about at the Nylon party last night? Well, luckily, we had a super-directional mic to pick up their convo! Here's what the girls said:

ER: I love your hair - how do you get that greasy, unwashed look?

DC: Oh, it's easy, I just wash it once a week with Frederic Fekkai glossing shampoo & conditioner, then I party til 3am every other night, dancing up a sweat and chain smoking cigarettes.

ER: Oh, I was wondering what that smell was.

DC: You should try it - roll over to H.Wood with us later.

ER: I can't I'm only 18.

DC: You're young, you're famous and this is Hollywood. You don't need ID, just IMDB.

ER: Awesome - I'll have my mom drop me off after the party.

X17online has just learned that Chris Brown's sentencing hearing has been moved up two days to today, at 2 pm.

The last time Chris was in court, he struck a plea deal that had him spending 180 days in his home state of Virginia for a domestic violence labor program, and 5 years probation for the assault charge.

There is a chance that the "stay-away" order, which Rihanna previously said she didn't agree with, could be revoked today.

Stay tuned...

Lady GaGa is back in LA for the next few weeks, and while I'm sure she's taking a much needed break from her tour, knowing her, she'll be hitting the club scene at least every other night!

GaGa has the MTV VMAs coming up on September 13, so it looks like she'll be spending a lot of time planning for that as well. We can't wait to watch her performance, but in the meantime we'll get to see her out on the town in her fantastically absurd fashion creations. Hey, it's LA and it's still summer, so you know we'll catch her prancing around sans pants!

Aww, what else are girlfriends for?

Last night Lindsay Lohan hung out at the Sunset Marquis while Samantha Ronson went to the Dark Room, but don't let their separate paths fool you - the lovebirds were reunited at Sam's pad shortly after 2am. Lindsay arrived with a large bag of takeout, and while it looks like she was still in a foul mood, at least she was thoughtful enough to bring her gf some grub!

And after that robbery over the weekend, it looks like Lindsay is too creeped out to spend the night at her pad...and we don't blame her! Not only has this scary incident brought the Lohan family closer together, but it looks like it's helped rekindle Sam and Lindsay's love life!

X17 photogs tell X17online exclusively, “When Lindsay arrived at Sam's, she didn’t give her a hard time and actually let her in!  I was surprised, thinking, 'these two might really be back together!'”