Kristen Stewart, beloved Bella of the Twilight film franchise, is set to play a stripper/prostitute in a new film, Welcome to The Rileys, also starring The Sopranos' James Gandolfini.

In Twilight, Kristen plays an introverted and at times awkward young teen, but the new role is sure to shock some of her tween fans, as Kristen is going to have to spend a lot of time nude on screen, and what's even more awkward, is apparently some of that time will be spent with Gandolfini, a man almost thirty years older than her.

Major ick factor!

Would you go check this film out just for curiosity's sake? Or like Lilo's and Jessica Biel's turns as strippers on film, will it just generate a few sexy screenshots but fizzle at the box office?

While Jon Gosselin is off hosting pool parties in Las Vegas and getting involved with 22-year-old girls, his estranged wife Kate Gosselin is really embracing the role of doting mother.

The reality TV mom/author/former nurse (what have YOU done with your life, Nadya Suleman?) was spotted taking one of her darling twin daughters to a nail salon near their Pennsylvania home earlier this afternoon, and it looks like the girls had a fab time! And unlike Octomom, Kate has been keeping a rather low profile lately, which is certainly in the best interest of her family.

P.S. That comment Octomom made about having a better figure than Kate...we totally disagree! Not only does Kate have a way better body than Octomom, but her face looks human, not alien! Now, about that hair...

Katie Holmes may be a whole lot of things (mom, aspiring fashion designer, actress, Broadway performer) but she's definitely NOT a fashion model, as evident from her many ad campaigns and magazine covers.

Perhaps she should take some lessons from Tyra Banks on how to smile with her eyes, because she looks so dead on the cover of Another mag, we're starting to get depressed!

But she does have pretty flawless bone structure, right? I don't know many women who would want to trade places with her, but I can certainly think of some who would love to have her face!

...in a white shirt, no less!

The other day Lindsay Lohan tweeted that she was going shopping at INA on 21 Prince Street in NYC (she even clarified, "between Mott & Elizabeth"!), so she HAD to know that a swarm of fans and photogs would show up, right?

Well, a source for the NY Post reveals that upon seeing dozens of people camped outside the store, Lilo flipped out and complained to friends, "Why are there all these people here?" Once she was inside the trendy boutique, the 23-year-old starlet was able to convince managers to put up paper in the windows to block shots of her as she shopped, smoked and ate pizza. Really though, Lindsay? We've been over this dozens of times before...you can't tip off the paparazzi and then get pissy when they try to take your picture!

Yesterday we snapped Linds strolling around the Big Apple with her ahem, big apples on display for all to see, and we gotta say...for a girl who gets so camera shy, she certainly doesn't have a problem waltzing around bra-less in semi-sheer tops!



Smooches!

I guess their acting skills when they're not on camera are a little less convincing than when they're shooting scenes from The Hills!

Audrina and Lo looked positively bored when MTV's cameras weren't trained on them during a show for an Epic band (Audrina's "employer") at Smashbox Studios (Lo's "employer"), texting, chatting and drinking coffee instead of actually "working".

Can you believe these girls make bank doing this? If acting stupid generally made you this much money, I'd be a millionaire by now!

...or not!

The Star Trek hottie got coffee in Hollywood yesterday, but as soon as he spotted photogs on his tail, he totally made a run for it! Aww, Chris! We're not going to hunt you down and kidnap you...we just want a few pictures of your handsome face!

Then again, we'll also settle for a few shots of your delicious derriere!

Let's be real, the chick is 43, so she's bound to have some extra stuffing around her middle, but wearing loose clothing that her stomach tends to protrude against, we just can't help but think it's a baby belly and not a food baby!

She's a beautiful actress who gets paid millions to look amazing...so would she really let herself gain that kind of weight? Or is an announcement about a second child imminent?

Sophia Bush was spotted in NYC yesterday, and the One Tree Hill starlet sported a dangerously short romper as she strutted down the sidewalk. Hey, we love the fact that she's showing off her sexy legs, but did she realize how revealing it was in the back?