It's been confirmed that the Jackass star Knoxvilled up his girlfriend Naomi, and now here are the first shots of the expectant parents!

A very excited Johnny confirmed the news on his blog, writing:

It was reported today that my girlfriend Naomi Nelson and I are having a baby and I gotta say that’s true. Woohoo!!! We have been together a few years now and felt it was time to start reproducing (if you know what I mean). Anyway, we are excited as all hell, and can’t wait ’til the little booger gets here. My daughter Madison has already started becoming a big sister, too, and is helping pick out clothes, strollers, and beds for her new little sister or brother. Okay then, I just thought you should hear it from me that it is official. We got us one on the way!

Congrats guys!

Megan's going to be showing off more than just her hot bod this September - the sexy starlet is set to kick off the season premiere of SNL on September 26th, just a week after Jennifer's Body opens.

"Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” an SNL insider tells Life & Style. “She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience. This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills."

And apparently, those skills aren't just reserved for the live show. "Megan has been brushing up on her comedy by doing a digital short with funnyman Andy Samberg," the spy reveals.

But will her comedy fall flat? Or if she shows off those famous curves, will it even matter what comes out of her mouth?

Former child actor Mark Lester thinks it's possible he is the father of Michael Jackson's daughter Paris.

In an interview on Friday's Today show, Lester told Matt Lauer he had provided Jackson with his sperm. Geez, how exactly do you think that transaction went down?

When asked why Jackson would need his sperm, Lester replied, "That I don't know."

The former actor said Jackson, "wanted kids but was anxious about sex," and was "shy when it came to women." He claims he only wants a relationship with his daughter and isn't seeking attention and/or money from his paternity claims.

Think this guy is telling the truth?

But this time it's with a litter of gerbils, not more babies!

A spy tells Us that the couple was spotted buying gerbils, goldfish, cages and a cactus (?) at a pet store in Brignoles, France, near their chateau with Maddox and Pax.

Jeez, with all those diapers they must be going through on the twins, do they really wanna clean up more poop? Ok, not really them but their staff.

And just because yesterday was a "boy's day", doesn't mean Brangelina were neglecting the girls! The day before, they took Zahara and Shiloh to lunch at the Auberge de Chatueauvert in Correns. Brad and Angie apparently sipped on glasses of rose while the girls ate from a platter of cold cuts! Hey - at least it's not McDonald's!

Julia Roberts filmed scenes for Eat, Pray, Love in NYC yesterday, and while the 41-year-old actress looked stunning from her head to her ankles, we're kinda hating the shoes booties shooties she's rocking.

We're pretty sure the Pretty Woman would have preferred a pair of pumps or slingbacks over this fug footwear!

A man who worked for Michael Jackson's Dermatologist says he had a love affair with the pop singer.

Jason Pfeiffer says he met Jackson at Dr. Arnold Klein's Beverly Hills office. He claims the pair had a clandestine relationship and calls Jackson his "soul mate."

"We had to make sure we were not caught, and although the date was short as I had to take him home before anyone noticed, we had a great time, Pfeiffer tells The Sun newspaper.

"I thought nobody else knew, but have since discovered that others did surmise the truth."

Pfeiffer also claims Jackson had a premonition about his untimely death.

"[Jackson] completely changed in the final two weeks," Pfeiffer claims. "He was overly religious, overly dramatic, exhausting and exhausted. He was saying goodbyes the week before passing. Everyone was creeped out by it.

Outside of Teddy's last night, Audrina almost caused a fight between two dudes who were desperate for her attention!

I guess when your "bikini burger" body is as hot as hers, you're bound to cause a stir with the boys - Too bad they don't know she's already taken by an Aussie hottie!

Meow! Who knew these former co-stars (remember Interview With A Vampire?) had beef with one another?!

Brad Pitt sat down with the German magazine Stern and gave an interview about his upcoming Nazi flick Inglourious Basterds, and when the reporter asked what he thought about Tom Cruises's WWII-era Nazi film Valkyrie, Brad said, "It was a ridiculous movie." Okay, so it wasn't exactly an Oscar contender, but taking a swipe like that at Tom? What has he ever done to Brad?! It's not like he's Billy Bob Thornton!

So what did Brad have to say about his own flick? "The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin [Tarantino] put a cover on that pot," he said. "With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said. The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story."

Do you think Basterds will really live up to the hype? Sure, it's Quentin, but is this flick really going to be THAT amazing?