Even though we heard the girls screaming at each other on Sunday night Monday morning, it looks like their fight wasn't that bad, because not only did Lindsay spend the night at Samantha's pad, but she left late yesterday morning in a relatively good mood.

Hmm, maybe Samantha was able to convince Lindsay that her dinner with Drea de Matteo was strictly platonic? And maybe Lindsay apologized for flipping out and throwing stuff at her lady love?

Despite hinting in a recent ABC News interview that Michael Jackson's children might be pursuing careers in the entertainment industry, Joe Jackson now claims he has no plans to turn them into superstars. Uh huh!

Last night, Joe made yet another TV appearance (this time on Larry King Live) and he told King, "I'm not encouraging them to do nothing. They have to be what they are, kids at the moment."

And even though Michael accused Joe of abusing him as a kid, Joe denied that as well, telling King, "I never abused my son. Michael was never beaten."

Is Joe just doing damage control, or does he have ulterior motives?

OMG! What was Tony Romo THINKING?! This woman is old enough to be Jessica Simpson's mother! Well, almost...

The night after he dumped Jessica, Tony hit the Hollywood clubs with his pals, but what started off as a boys' night out turned into a rebound hookup for the NFL quarterback!

According to multiple internet reports, on Jessica's birthday, Tony ended up shacking up with 43-year-old cougar actress Michelle Johnson, and on Saturday night, we snapped Michelle at the Sunset Marquis hotel, where Tony is staying!!! At first we didn't think Tony would hook up with an old older lady (especially one that looks like she'd be BFFs with Shauna Sand and Lisa Rinna) but after seeing her at the same hotel as Tony, we're def starting to believe it!

So who is this Michelle Johnson? She was a 1980s/90s star who rose to fame with a role in Blame It On Rio (opposite Demi Moore), and while she hasn't done much since then, it seems like she's exactly what Tony was looking for!

Is this REALLY happening?! Poor Jessica...

Yes, this blogger actually watched the whole movie on ABC Family last night! Well, most of it. Not when Lindsay Lohan wasn't on-screen, but what can you expect?

It wasn't guilty pleasure bad, but it wasn't very good, either! The script sucked and, while LiLo charmed her way through the role, the whole story was just not very interesting. I can't imagine it playing in an actual movie theater!

Perhaps the most interesting thing about Labor Pains - where Lindsay plays a young professional who fakes a pregnancy to keep her job - is the fact that, one, Linds' character has a younger sister she takes care of (flashes of Ali here!) and two, she learns a big lesson about taking responsibility in her personal life and her career... think she'll learn these lessons IRL anytime soon?

After what happened last night, I'm not so sure!

Last night Mena Suvari dined at Boa in Hollywood, and it looks like she was in the mood to get all dolled up! From the ornate purse to the bling, we're loving her look. So what's she been up to lately? Looks like the American Beauty is currently filming You May Not Kiss the Bride, which is slated for a 2010 release. Can't wait to see her back on the big screen!

The former Desperate Housewives "starlet" apparently found a huuuuge clothing sale in Malibu over the weekend and nearly bought out the whole store! Guess she still has plenty of cash from her DH days to so on a shopping spree. Does she really need ALL of those outfits though?

Well, I suppose it's no secret that Victoria Silvstedt has had some uh, Tara Reid-style upgrades over the years, but she still looks pretty fabulous right? I mean, not only has she got the T, but she's definitely got the A!

Although I must admit, I kinda miss his in spandex.