No, that's not a Twitterism, that's taken straight from a Disney classic! (Bambi, in case you've forgotten).

Over the holiday weekend, a jubilant Mirlando was snapped out and about in Malibu, and the lovebirds looked like they were on cloud nine! The Victoria's Secret model and the actor have been going strong for nearly two years, so hopefully they'll be one of those rare Hollywood couples that has staying power! Unlike Leo & Bar and Zac & Vanessa, we actually want these two to last!

Plans for Michael Jackson's memorial service at the Staples Center are emerging, as news that Michael's body COULD be on display at the sports arena is being reported by CNN. Jackson's family is reportedly still considering an open-casket viewing at the memorial tomorrow, an event which is expected to draw far more than the 17,500 people who will get their hands on tickets.

LAPD seems very concerned that they'll have a difficult time controlling the crowds, and they have already decided to set up a perimeter several blocks around the memorial site, which would make it impossible for anyone without a wristband and a ticket to get in. Concern has also been expressed over who will help fund the extra security measures for the event - city councilman Dennis Zine has suggested that Jackson's family and AEG Live pitch in, and he makes a pretty good argument. Zine tells The Guardian, "If the Jackson family's gonna spend $25,000 on a gold casket, I would think that AEG and the Jackson family could help defray the costs so it's a safe and secure environment for mourners that want to come."

As expected, tickets for the memorial service are already appearing on eBay and Craigslist - one eBay listing even asked for a Buy It Now price of $20,000!

Jennifer Hudson will perform at the event, and a live pool feed will be broadcast on all the major networks so those not fortunate enough to snag tix can watch from home (or work). Michael's ex-wife/babymama Debbie Rowe is also expected to attend.

Tori Spelling typically takes every chance she can get to show off her scary skinny frame in a bikini, but when she hit the sand in Malibu over the weekend, she covered it all up! We're shocked...maybe after that last batch of bikini pictures from Hawaii, Tori was feeling a little shy?

MJ's baby vessel, Debbie Rowe, is sick of the attention following Michael's death - particularly the paparazzi attention.

She was trying to enjoy a quite lunch at a Chinese restaurant near her home yesterday and when X17 and a few other paps should up, well ... it ruined her lunch.

Check out Debbie's foul mouth as she tells the shooters: "Are you ready to get your butt kicked? Don’t f-ing touch me!"

courtesy V Magazine

V Magazine got the Gaga to take her top off! Click through to see the Lady in all her Gaganess!

The Staples Center is going to be a madhouse this Tuesday!

But who gets to go? Well, if you're one of the 1.6 million fans that registered for tickets, you may be one of the 8,750 random names drawn! Access Hollywood reports that each person selected will be notified via email after 11am today. Have you received an email yet? Winners will receive instructions on where to pick up their tickets and a wristband needed to gain entrance...

Sounds so top secret! Meanwhile, no one seems to know what will actually happen during the memorial or, for that matter, how everything is being paid for.

But don't worry, if you can't get in, you can still watch the ceremony all go down on TV! ABC, CNN, MSNBC and E! have already announced their plans to offer live coverage of the event, says The Hollywood Reporter. We'll definitely be tuning in!

Er, uh, I dunno! We joke about Phoebe Price sometimes, but she actually looks pretty good in her beachwear.

Who knows what Cuba Gooding, Jr. is thinking in this pic - or drinking, for that matter! - but he's hot sans shirt! So we'll call it a tie. A better question might be, who has the stronger career between Phoebe and Cuba? Now THAT is a tough one.

Spotted: Michael Jackson's sister, LaToya, leaving a get-together (honoring MJ) at her sister Janet's house this weekend. It looks like she's holding up well, right? We wonder if they were discussing details about Michael's funeral.

Think the family is ready to handle the chaos that'll be occurring on Tuesday?