Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hit up the AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party, and while it looks like they were dressed appropriately for the event, I can't resist making fun of them!

Pete's wearing almost as much foundation as Ashlee (helloooo, has he heard of blending? There's base in his sideburns!) and Ash looks like a cross between the little mermaid and a dominatrix barbie doll. This isn't necessarily an insult - Ashlee does look super hot (and skinny) here, but this outfit totally looks like something you'd see on the red carpet at the AVN awards. Hey, maybe that's the direction Ashlee's headed? I kid, I kid. Well...

Well, she is banking a reported $63k PER EPISODE, so can you blame her for wanting to spend some of it on lux designer clothes?

We snapped Kristin Cavallari shopping at Paige Premium Denim yesterday, and the Hills starlet really made out like a bandit! Of course, she took a little time out from trying on tops to pose with two young fans, and she even chatted with photogs on the way to her car. She's always such a sweetheart with us, it's hard to believe that she's such a manipulative b*tch on the show...I guess she's just an amazing actress, eh?

So would Kristin ever date a pap? Check out the video below to see what she had to say!

She's just in character! The petite Oscar-winner is shooting a movie with director James L. Brooks in Washington D.C. right now - working title is How Do You Know? and her co-stars include Jack Nicholson, Owen Wilson and Paul Rudd. Damn, can Reese hold her own around all those men?

Of course she can! Reese lights up every movie. Sidebar - Wilson plays a pro-baseball pitcher in this. Maybe that's why Reese was practicing her b-ball skills these last coupla weeks?

Look at that big smile! It warms my cold heart.

Speaking of warming cold hearts, I was fortunate enough to see Cameron Diaz's - seen here in New York last night - latest film, My Sister's Keeper, and it was surprisingly extraordinary. Sure it's a sad tearjerker, but Cam Cam delivers a powerful performance. Maybe even Oscar-worthy?

Last night, Kim Kardashian and a slew of other celebs hit the AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party in NYC, and even though she was dressed a little bit on the safe casual side, Kim's still our pick for best dressed!

Sure, this looks like something straight out of Nicky Hilton's closet, but compared to Ashlee Simpson's dominatrix costume and Cheryl Burke's fug metallic dress, Kim kicked some major fashion booty last night!

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Our photographers just saw Michael Jackson rushed to the hospital in an ambulance from his Beverly Hills home just minutes ago.

Jackson has reportedly been suffering from skin cancer and has been receiving some sort of treatment on a regular basis for months.

More news coming ... Photos and video coming soon!

UPDATE - We're told Jackson may have suffered cardiac arrest less the two hours ago, leading to the emergency hospitalization.

Two SUVs were following Jackson's ambulance and we're told by eyewitnesses that about ten people emerged from the two cars when they arrived at the hospital.

UPDATE #2 - An X17 photographer on the scene at the hospital tells us: "There were more than 10 bodyguards or members of Michael's entourage that arrived at the hospital just after 1 pm, after following the ambulance there. They all got out of the SUVs in a panic and Michael was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher. There was definitely a sense of urgency and everyone looked worried."

Spotted: 42-year-old mom slash actress Halle Berry running errands in Bev Hills. But where's young Nahla? We miss her beautiful face! Her mom's not too bad, either.

All together now - awwww! We spotted Sophie Monk spending some quality time with her adorable pup in LA the other afternoon. On a separate note, how gorge does Sophie look in these pix? SO sexy.