Lindsay Lohan isn't the only lady back in town!

Paris Hilton is back on her home turf, and last night she took her sexy beast of a boyfriend to Cinespace for the premiere screening of "Rex" (yup, that would be a Simon Rex project). Paris went all matchy matchy in turquoise, and she looked thrilled to be back in Los Angeles. The feeling's mutual, P!

Uh oh! We were wondering about this one. When Entertainment Wise ran a story that Emma Watson essentially confirmed Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship, we were skeptical that the Harry Potter starlet would say something like that, but hopeful that it might be true.

Well, we contacted Emma's publicist, who then told X17online that the article is "completely ficticious" and "Emma has never given this interview, nor made any of these comments." Additionally, after receiving our e-mail, Emma's PR team has since gotten the website to take down the story, so there you have it - Emma never said it!

But we DO still think Rob and Kristen are a couple!

Sure, we ask this about once every two weeks, but what else would explain her super inflated chest? We know she's gained some weight over the past few months, but after looking at these shots, it appears as though the bulk of it is in her boobies!

We snapped Jessica Simpson in NYC last night, and even though she looked tipsy on Sunday night, now we're beginning to wonder if it was just hormones causing her to act all loopy! Her boobs seem to have grown an extra size over the past week, she's got that glow, and her stomach...well, it IS protruding a bit in these shots...is it possible that little Bronx will have a cousin to play with 7-8 months from now?!

We couldn't really tell at first, but we just got even more shots of Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning from yesterday afternoon, and the Twilight starlet lopped off six to eight inches of her usually unkempt brunette locks!

Do you like Kristen's short new 'do? And what do you think Rob thinks about it?

Finally! We were totally going through Lilo withdrawals!

Lindsay landed at LAX around 2:30pm (in a pair of fabulous blue boots, natch), and she went straight home, changed into a pair of daisy dukes and then went to Samantha's house. Of course, she kept the boots on...this is Lindsay we're talking about here!

After several hours Sam left, but Lindsay stayed behind and sent her bodyguard to McDonalds for some grub. Lindsay ended up staying at Sam's for the rest of the afternoon, and we're not sure what sort of trouble she's going to get into tonight, but it's pretty safe to assume we'll have photo documentation of it tomorrow morning!

That's right, folks... the time has come yet again to compare the Simpson sisters.

Jessica has always been the hotter one, let's be honest. Ashlee even whined about it in her first album! Then Ash "fixed" her nose, dyed her hair and everyone started to notice her. And then she got married, popped out a kid and STILL looks like dynamite.

Meanwhile, Jess got divorced, had a string of messy relationships and, of course, her weight started to fluctuate a bit. Now it's official: Ash is like totes hotter, right?

Ok, even though this couple is starting to grow on me, I really don't think it will last!

Jamie seems utterly smitten, and I'm sure it's nice for J. Love to have someone to laugh with to help get over the broken engagement, but I can't help but think it's just a rebound for her!

I hope I'm wrong, because Jamie and Jennifer did look pretty excited to be jetting off somewhere together yesterday.

And although we can't blame J. Love for wanting to be comfy on her flight, we're kind of surprised she chose to wear a shirt that doesn't cover her ass over leggings. But on the positive side, it doesn't look nearly as bad as we thought it would!

We snapped a very tired looking Reese Witherspoon post-workout in Brentwood, and even though she's giving us a virtual eff you with her eyes, just look at her lovely legs! She looks great, she's got a bunch of new projects coming up, she's got a cute bf, so what's there to frown about? Think she's mad about those Ryan and Abbie pics from the weekend?