In a new video that's popped up on YouTube, Chris Brown has a message for all the "haters."

"Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love you all. I ain’t a monster." Do you hear any remorse in there? Yeah, neither did we. Whatever.

Meantime, while their relationship has apparently stalled - it looks like Brown and Rihanna are both moving forward with their careers. Chris is reportedly hoping a role as a homeless person will help people see him in a different light. Good luck with that, buddy.

Meanwhile, Rihanna is reportedly taking acting lessons in NYC, getting ready for her role in an upcoming flick called "Personal Protection." Kinda ironic title, don't ya think?

Well, not his jeans - rather the brand he designs!

Jessica Biel was spotted taking singing lessons (I know, right?) in Hollywood and we happened to get a shot of her backside: That's William Rast! How cute. Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of the "Boyfriend" jeans!

And not just for the reasons you think...

Miley's BF tells Details magazine he'd love to be "a lap dog, the kind that gets petted all day. You know they wake up, get fed. Get attention. I like attention." Really? Hadn't noticed. Can't think of any other reason to date a 16-year-old when you're 20.

Anyway, the sexy stud also opens up about his fear of the paparazzi and how much he loves Jesus and white T-shirts. Yeah, seriously.

Granted, this guy is gorgeous, but when you hear him talking crazy like this, you really got to wonder if there's anything going on up in that pretty little head of his.

Yesterday afternoon Nicole Richie and Harlow were photographed leaving the CNN studios after taping their segment for Larry King Live, and we knew Nicole cleaned up well, but look at little miss Harlow! Awww, we bet she made everyone in the entire studio melt!

Lindsay at a Los Angeles gas station before driving to Santa Barbara for the Asher Roth concert last week

Just when we thought Lindsay Lohan was following Samantha all over Hollywood, it turns out she might have someone else on her "People To Stalk" list, and that would be musician Asher Roth!

When Linds found out that the rapper would be performing at the UC Santa Barbara campus last week, she drove all the way from LA to SB to see him, but apparently Asher wasn't too thrilled about it!

An insider tells NYDN, "Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during 'She Don't Want a Man,' but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single."

Hmm, what was Asher thinking, turning down the advances of a sexy fox like Lilo?!

...and no, it wasn't Lindsay...

After returning home from The Dark Room last night, Samantha got a bit testy with photogs, and when one asked her if Lindsay was stalking her, she responded, "You're stalking me!" Point taken, but Sam knew dating Lindsay would bring this sort of attention, right?

We were a little surprised when we heard Katy Perry's answers to a game of "shoot, shag or marry" on a British radio show recently. (BTW - for those of you not versed in British slang - "to shag" is the equivalent of the american four-letter word that starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'K')

To marry, Perry chose Pete Wentz, because she said he seems like a good dad. To shoot, she chose Benji Madden. And to shag, she picked John Mayer.

"I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense. I'd definitely shag the sh*t out of him, though. I'll go on record saying that."

Whoa, easy tiger! But apparently John is available and we'll bet he'd probably be into it too!!!

YES!

As much as we loooove to talk smack about her poor choices in clothing, we kinda fell in love with Jessica Simpson on Newlyweds, and she IS pretty entertaining, so this might end up getting pretty good ratings!

Jessica has a new reality TV series in the works, and Us Weekly reports that the show, tentatively titled The Price of Beauty is about Jessica and a friend going on "a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why." An insider reveals that Jessica will even try some of the "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful. Picture Fear Factor."

Now that sounds pretty interesting! Will you watch Jessica Simpson's return to reality?