Patrick Dempsey. On a bike. In spandex. 'Nuff said!

The Brangelina family is growing up!

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born in Namibia three years ago on May 27th, 2006. Just a day after Kingston! Hmm, maybe that's a sign? Either way, Shiloh is a sweetheart (who looks so similar to both her parents, Brad and Angie) and we adore her for it... Happy Birthday!

As you know, Michael Lohan was arrested on April 6 for making a "phone threat" to fiancee Erin Muller on March 18, according to local police.

The NY Post reported that Lohan allegedly threatened to kill his fiancee and himself, but Michael has released a statement denying the whole thing.

Additionally, the paper reports that at his hearing yesterday, Lohan "flipped out" when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley, and he ran to his car to hide from the media while his lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, appeared on his behalf.

In an statement released today, Lindsay's father tells X17online:

What happened was, I was traveling in Vegas and LA. While I was gone, Erin went out with a friend. She then met up with a supposed guy "friend". They all went back to his place and he did something horrible to Erin.

Again, I was in Vegas and LA when this happened but I guess because he knew what he did was soo wrong, he got nervous and convince[d] Erin to go with him to the police to file a complaint for making a threat over the phone, REGARDLESS. I never threatened to hurt Erin or myself. Erin and are still together and happily engaged.

You know that I don't lie and that I don't stand for liars or people that violate my family. Kieran Crowley from the NY Post lied and twisted everything in his [report].

It seems like everyone and their Octomom is totally obsessed with Kate Gosselin right now, but let's not forget about the other Kates in the world. You know, like Oscar winner Kate Winslet!

We snapped the actress going for a stroll in NYC yesterday with her son Joe and daughter Mia, and can we just say how refreshing it is to see a normal, happy family these days?

And she brought along her beautiful baby Anja, too!

Alessandra Ambrosio is so, SO gorgeous. She's 28, already has a kid and is somehow still the epitome of stunning. What's not to love?

Oh, and how did the model get back in shape after giving birth? According to her, "nothing!" Yeah, seriously. Watch it below!

Jeremy Piven took three cute blondes for a ride in his Bronco yesterday afternoon, and somehow, we're not at all surprised. The only question is, how many of these girls have touched Ari's gold?

Whether you like it or not, Lady Gaga is here to stay. She's hip, irreverent and even - dare I suggest - incredibly talented?

The singing sensation graces the cover of Rolling Stone this month and, well, what can I say other than... BUBBLES!

...and still looking like a million bucks! Or thirty million, or whatever ridiculous sum of money she's worth these days!

Miley Cyrus was snapped leaving the gym yesterday, and even though the Disney princess was rocking a decidedly unglam outfit, she looked great! And the fact that she's driving an eco friendly car? Bonus points for her!