Dear Courteney Cox,

Thank you so much for staying so gorgeous and so together in your post-Friends life.

Kisses!
X17

Perfectly beautiful mom Cindy Crawford with her beautifully perfect daughter at Nobu. TOO MUCH PERFECTION!

Britney Spears in a money-making machine... but that doesn't mean she just stores it all in the bank!

How much did the Circus performer spend between February 1st (of 2008) thru the end of December? According to this report, $3 mil on legal fees - hers AND Kevin's! - and just under $500,000 on security. But that's not all! Check out these various figures below:

-$188,556 on assistants/employees
-$285,594 in mortgage payments
-$5,998 for "decorations" - say what?
-and $1.06 million in "miscellaneous business expenses," whatever that means!

In total, that's about $10 mil in 11 months! Talk about a big spender.

Since when did the Chateau Marmont become the hottest place in town? I mean, I guess it's always been, but what happened to clubs being celeb magnets? Now it's hotels! Check out Benji Madden heading you know where the other night...

Cannes = crazy!

Paris Hilton and her beau Doug Reinhardt were leaving a club in France last night and ran into some problems! The sea of paps and fans got so bad that a bodyguard not only led them to the wrong car, he kept bumping into Doug! And that's when Paris told him: "Don't f*cking touch my boyfriend, a**hole!"

You go, Paris! A girlfriend's gotta do what a girlfriend's gotta do!

Check out how sweet she was after a hard night in the clip posted after the jump ...

There are so many cute celebrity kids out there, we almost forgot about Max! Christina Aguilera dined at Houston's in Santa Monica with Jordan and her baby boy on Saturday... we rarely see Max's smiling face! How come Xtina doesn't show him off more often?

I'm sure Brody Jenner is very happy with his hot girlfriend Jayde Nicole. I mean, she has all the qualities he looks for in a woman: she's hot! But don't you love how into him she looks in these shots (the couple strolled around the 'Bu yesterday) and how disinterested he looks in, well, everything? Whaddya expect from a Prince of Malibu!

Forget the photogs on the red carpets - the paparazzi madness begins the second you step off the plane in Nice!

Check out hot couple Paris and Doug landing in France for the Cannes Film Festival and had to deal with swarms of paps hoping for a pic!

A correspondent for X17 in the south of France tells us: "This is the first year I've seen it like this. I've been covering the Cannes Film Festival for five years now and this is the most out of control it's ever been. Photographers are beating each other up to get the shot. And there are so many of us now, it's impossible, sometimes, to even get close enough to see the celebrity in your lens! I think it's WAY crazier here than it has ever been on the streets of LA!"

Just nuts!