Here we have Heidi Montag's latest music video, "Black Out." What's worse...the tune itself or Heidi's stripperiffic dance moves? And if you can make it all the way through this video without shutting it off (or muting it), you get a gold star for the day...

Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay and Ali Lohan (along with a whole lot of Louis Vuitton luggage) headed to the airport, and the girls jetted off to Europe on an Air France flight. Sounds like trouble an adventure to us! What kind of mischief do you think the sisters will get into overseas?

Yesterday we spotted Nicole Richie running errands in Hollywood, and the expectant mama showed off her growing bump in a pair of leggings and a simple tunic. Come on...who else could make an otherwise boring and casual outfit look so stylish?

Oh, and the only thing that could possibly make this picture better? Why, Harlow's precious face, of course!

Of course, you'll have to wait just a little bit longer to see who made the cut for the final 20 (though we're pretty sure that Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Bar Refaeli et al will pop up), but here's some of the sexy babes who landed in the top 100-21 of Maxim's 2009 Hot 100 list.

Heidi Montag and her fun bags hold the number 81 spot, Amanda Bynes and Ashley Tisdale took the number 74 and 73 spots, while Heidi Klum (62), Audrina Patrdige (57), Kim Kardashian (53), Fergie (45), Charlize Theron (38) and Vanessa Hudgens (27) all made appearances as well. Of course, we're kinda wondering how Lily Allen snagged the number 40 spot over a true beauty like Taylor Swift (number 50), but whatevs!

Do you agree with these selections? And who are your picks for top 20?

We snapped Gwen Stefani and Kingston (as well as the rest of No Doubt) at LAX over the weekend, and we're happy to see the band gearing up for their reunion tour...it's been far too long and we can't wait to see them back onstage! And lucky little Kingston...getting to travel the world with his rock star mom? We're super jealous!

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...I never stray too far from the refrigerator...oh wait...those aren't the lyrics! Though at this point, they might as well be. And no, this picture was NOT stretched in Photoshop.

Holy guacamole! Kelly, where do we even begin. You are a phenomenal singer, you won the first season of American Idol and now you look like you could be Kirstie Alley's sidekick in that new weight loss show she's supposedly pitching to the networks. What happened?! I mean, you were never a stick, but geez!

...or not so much. C'mon, Nic, I know it's only a little get together at Tobey Maguire's house (his wife Jen just gave birth!), but you coulda worn something a little more fashionable than an old sweatshirt, jeans and flip-flops, right?

Kate didn't let her dad's confrontation with a pap get in the way of her having a good mother's day!

The funny girl (with her face painted) hammed it up outside a photo booth at a party in Malibu. And yes, that is Adam Sandler (green shirt) standing behind her.