Today, Malawian courts heard Madonna's appeal to reverse the decision to deny her the right to adopt 3-year-old Mercy James, but yesterday, Madonna was appealing to a higher power at Kabbalah with her kids in tow.

It will be a few days before the judge will apparently make his decision, so it remains to be seen if Madge will become a mother again or if she'll just have to settle for taking care of a 22-year-old Brazilian model.

On a side note: Not only is Lourdes starting to look more like a young woman than a child, she also looks like she is NOT HAVING IT! Think she's tired of her mom's crazy antics?

Well hello to you too Mel!

We snapped the actor at Pacific Coast Greens in Malibu over the weekend, and rather than covering his mug or flipping us off, Mel flashed us a wide variety of faces and briefly chatted with our photogs on the way to his car.

Maybe he was in a good mood because his new lady love was waiting for him at home?

Eeeeek! We love Denise Richards, but singing is definitely not her forte. The actress belted out "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at the Chicago Cubs game on Friday, and if you dare, click the video above to hear her "performance." We have to give her an A for having the balls to get up there and give it a try, but she def gets an F for her singing...if you can call it that!

After a criz-azy night in Sin City - where he saw a Cirque du Soleil show and went to a strip club - Twitter-obsessed singer John Mayer returned to Los Angeles (Van Nuys, specifically) via private jet on Sunday.

Reports, including our own, said Mayer was seen with Sheana over the weekend at The Beatles CdS show, though John's publicist swears he was not.

Today, a NY Daily News report says the two are dunzo after Sheana did a rambling tell-all interview for a website. Wait, the king of pap love dumps a girl for talking to the media?

Anyway ... John, I'm free if you are!

Nothing says Gawd-luvvin' like a good ole' fashioned smack-down in front of the church. Billy Ray got all heated-like over us bringing newfangled technologies onto thems church grounds Sunday afternoon. After slapping the photog's camera and then letting some steam out Billy was more-or-less back to his friendly self as the Cyrus family left in their cars.

Hey, it's a great color! Don't get me wrong. But it doesn't work on everyone... and by everyone, I mean Joel. Time to go back to normal!

This is Posh we're talking about - I'm not one to judge ANY of her outfits because, well, she's like the high priestess of the fashion world. But is this really happening?

Mrs. David Beckham arrived at LAX looking like a sexy cop! And did you see how tight her pants were?



So skinny!

Poor, man ...

David Hasselhoff was taked to Cedars-Sinai medical center today when his 15 year-old daughter Hayley found him unconscious on the floor of their Encino home today, according to Radaronline.

David's estranged wife Pamela Bach, drove him to the hospital where the Baywatch star registered a .39 blood alcohol level.

What is it about this guy? I mean he's got all the money in the world, a family, fame, and he still can't keep it together? Poor guy!