I guess when you have a little one, a day at an art show at Malibu is about as exciting as things get!

Still, it's nice to see that Matthew even still has enough hair to be mussed by the wind!

Well, it was her driver and it was for blocking the road at LAX, but still! Paris returned to Los Angeles after a weekend in Vegas, and rather than a warm welcome, she got this!

Airport cops chatted with the driver for a few minutes, and it looks like his famous employer was able to work some magic on the boys in blue...

I know we've all seen Brit's Circus costumes a million times, but that doesn't mean we can't continue to mention how smokin' hot she looks in them! After snapping these shots of the pop princess performing at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas last night, we think all the Britney haters will have a hard time talking smack about her now!

Oh, and guess who we spotted in the audience? Brit lovers Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, of course!

To do what? Shop of course!

The starlet is in Maui with little sis Ali and her entourage, and yesterday we snapped her shopping up a storm at a local mall. Linds paid a visit to Louis Vuitton and Gucci, and it looks like the actress snapped up a brand new pink trimmed carry on bag. Loves the bag and the French Connection sandals, but what's that peeking out above Lindsay's shorts? Granny panties or a bikini bottom? Oh dear!

P.S. Think she bought any goodies for Samantha?

Nadya just looooooves giving X17 interviews in her driveway, this time the subject turned saucy when the photogs asked about her tattoos and the rumors she had been a stripper!

OctoMom played coy about her tatts, almost running into the car and squealing "I do not want to show you all of my tattoos!"

But she was even more emphatic about the stripping rumors, saying, "I have never in my entire life, EVER worked, I've never even...I don't know why...do they think I look like a stripper or something? I've never EVER worked as a stripper - not that there's anything wrong with them!"

Uh huh.

Kim Kardashian had us fooled!

The famously raven-haired beauty was snapped in NYC yesterday, and at first glance it looked like she copied Joel Madden, but it turns out it's only a wig. Kim writes on her official blog:

It's a wig! Did I have you fooled? I did a fabulous photo shoot this weekend and they put this hair piece on! I haven't taken it off since, because I'm really loving the look. I've been wearing it around New York and everyone thought it was my real hair! It's making me want to dye my hair and maybe go lighter for the summer. What do you think? Should I dye it for real?

I mean, even Lauren Conrad showed up!

All the usual suspects showed up to the wedding of the most notorious fame whores reality couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, in Pasadena Saturday.

We were a bit surprised to see LC's BFF Lo was invited, as well as former frenemy Kristin Cavallari! But hey, I woulda shown up just to see Justin Bobby with his hair washed and in a frickin' suit!

Or something like that. And then he makes out with a middle-aged woman. Jennifer Aniston who?

After a day of kickboxing with the paps in Santa Monica, our favorite photographer-loving singer John Mayer chatted with our paps about having a girlfriend. Or not having a girlfriend. Or having a girlfriend and not wanting to offend her. Or - ugh - never mind! Here's what he said (and watch it all play out in the vid below!):

"If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying 'I DON'T have a girlfriend,' so that's the proof."

That's the proof indeed! And who's the mystery woman he's smooching? Oh, just a random fan that stopped by in her car to say hi, then John asked her to be his girlfriend, she said sure and they kissed.

Just another day in the life of John Mayer!