Yeah, we see you there Ms. Lohan! No, not Dina and no, not Lindsay... I'm looking right at YOU, Ali!

The 15-year-old reality star slash wannabe singer has been out in LA - and missing school! - for a couple weeks now. Uh, what's up with that? Does she really need to be around her sister during her post-breakup breakdown? Not so healthy! And where's Dina in all this? Chateau Marmont, Cecconi's, tattoo parlors - what mom lets her daughter stay out until one, two, three in the morning?

And if young Ali is seriously being home-schooled, what are her classes like? How much can you REALLY learn about math from dividing the number of empty liquor bottles in the house by the number of days in the week!

Season six winner Jordin Sparks and season one loser Ryan Starr were both out in LA last night and reminded us that they were still kinda sorta relevant. But not really, right?

Incidentally, that photog Jordin is flirting with is the same one who was pap-napped by Mary Carey! I guess he escaped!

Just your average $40 million Upper East Side four-storey Georgian townhouse - 26 rooms (13 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms), 3,000 square-foot garden, nine fireplaces, an elevator and wine cellar...

Sounds kinda small to me!

No, I'm not JUST talking about her hot beau Justin, I'm talkin' Miley! How adorable does she look?

After a successful weekend at the box office - and a random award from PETA! - Ms. Cyrus decided to show off her cute self at Sushi Dan with the b/f. But what's with the Disney sweet-tart being all tight-lipped (check out the vid above!) with the paps? That's so not like Miley!

Someone's going to be a very lucky girl!

Nicole went shopping at the Grove yesterday, where she picked up some gifts at The American Girl store that she and Joel delivered later that day.

Nicole also pulled a quick change (sorta) in between shopping and delivering the gift. She changed from an updo and a long flowy skirt into...an updo and a long flowy skirt! She kept the C&C tank top, but what a diff, huh?

Despite LiLo's hilarious eHarmony ad - talk about a smart PR move! - the rehabilitated actress is still running around late at night looking worse for wear...

Meanwhile, ex Sam Ronson (seen here visiting a medical building the other day) looks perfectly composed. Could she be over this breakup already?

Pappin' ain't easy...but Mary Carey is!

The former porn star spotted a cute cameraman outside of Mr. Chow and she literally shoved the poor guy (who seemed rather reluctand to be pap-napped) into her car, sandwiched him between two girlfriends and took off!

It was either the best night of his life, or the worst!

There are a lot worse things Vi could put in her mouth!

Violet must be struggling with her big sis role (or maybe she's just entering "that phase") because the normally happy tot looked kinda cranky when mom picked her up from school!

Hey, we all have off days, right?