No, def wasn't Linds. I'm talking about her g/f Sam!

Here's the happy couple, going out late at night like they always do. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay... after a day of looking at so many celebs looking so lovely and well put together, I just wanna wash your hair, yank that cig out of your mouth and put a movie script in your hands. Pull it together!

You know you love it.

Basic black might've been a popular color at The Viper Room last night, but not for Amanda and Aubrey! Who rocked their look better? And yes, I'm asking seriously. I like Amanda's hot pink dress but I kinda also love Aub's flashy/trashy shoes. Hmm, decisions, decisions...



The winner gets a date with Joe Jonas!

Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt, Kim Kardashian (and Tara Reid, in the monster gallery below) all put in an appearance at The Viper Room last night and yup, you guessed it, everyone wore black!

I dunno why though, black is slimming, and none of these celebs need to worry about looking slim. Except maybe Kim. I mean, WHAT? Just kidding. Everyone, including Kim, looked pretty damn sexy in--



--ugh. Is it wrong if I think Heidi's plunging neckline (and Spencer's hair) looks sexy?

First Nahla, now Xtina!

Christina Aguilera made her way to The Viper Room last night in a flannel plaid shirt and wound up in a leopard leotard:



Lastly, the still-sexy pop star dressed down in jeans and a comfy top...



So many outfits, so little time!

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Stroup (whom I'm starting to love) and Brittany Snow all went to dinner at Beso last night, ya know, because they can... but the fun stopped when someone tossed a couple Q-tips at Zac's head:



WTF? Maybe someone had dirty ears!

I know Honor's been in a bad mood lately, but it's nice to always see mom Jessica Alba carrying her around and not some nanny. That says something! Plus, Jess always looks so pretty... even when she's wearing a shower cap.

Nothing like a sexy cig post-lunch!

Being that it's the latest Hollywood hot spot, LiLo and S.Ro dined at Cecconi's in WeHo for lunch on Saturday. Oh Linds, I hope you ate more than just a salad! Afterward Lindsay hit up Maxfield on Melrose to shop because, really, what else is she gonna do?

When you combine someone as stunning as Camilla, an adorable little Levi and flowers, what do you expect!