Yesterday Megan Fox went shopping for home furnishings, and as always, she looked absolutely amazing. The Foxy One ended up picking out some rugs, and when store employees helped Megan to her car, they looked totally bummed to see her go.

Hey, at least they got to see the Transformers hottie in person - we're stuck with pictures!

No pervs, not like that!

Reese Witherspoon and steady boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal went for a jog at a local park this afternoon, and it looks like the lovebirds worked up quite a sweat! Even though Reese remained stone-faced, Jake looked like he was ready to go for another round.

Maybe they squeezed in some more cardio after they went home?

Despite the warm-up here in SoCal, we're not calling this summer weather just yet...if it was, Matty would be shirtless!

Groundhogs may predict whether or not we're getting 6 more weeks of winter, but McConaughey's our summer weather barometer!

Lemme rephrase that - Twilighter Ashley Greene looked like she had a gooood time at Bar Delux last night!

I'll have what she's having!

Obviously she's been living and breathing for the past 30 years, but this is the liveliest we've seen Katie Holmes look in a long time! It appears as though she actually has some sort of expression (and blush!) on her lovely face, and there's even a twinkle in her eyes.

Is this the new and improved Mrs. Cruise?

Malawian officials confirm Madonna is working towards adopting a 3-year-old girl named Mercy James. Both of the little girl's parents are deceased.

"The adoption is going ahead," Malawi's Director of Child Welfare Services, Penstone Kilembe, tells Us Magazine. "It has been at an advanced stage for some time."

Madonna is expected to travel to Malawi this weekend to finalize the adoption. The 50-year-old mother of 3 has said that she wanted to give her adapted son David, who was adopted from Malawi in 2006, a Malawian brother or sister.

So far there's no official confirmation of the planned adoption from Madonna.

But wasn't publicity the whole point?

P & D have been spending their hot Miami days relaxing on the beach, but their night out last night was anything but, when a bodyguard pushed Paris, causing Doug to step in and protect his woman!

Ken and Barbie headed out to party at the Fontainebleau hotel, where Paris strolled up to the DJ booth to request a song. That's when she was jostled by a bodyguard (wait, do DJ's have bodyguards?). Doug told the man hands off, and that's when they started to fight.

Security was called in to break up the fight, but not before Doug suffered a bloody lip! The cops were called to the scene but no charges were filed...

Now Paris has taken to her MySpace Celebrity blog to clear the air and let us know just how she feels. In a post titled, "Clearing a few things up," Paris writes:

"Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don't even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said " I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want." So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like 'I only play this kind of music." I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I've never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner..."

And there you have it! Straight from Miss P herself!