I heard my body is a topic of conversation so I wanted to say, I'm proud of my body and you should be proud of yours too. No matter who you are or what you do. I could give you a million reasons why you don't need to cater to anyone or anything to succeed. Be you, and be relentlessly you. That's the stuff of champions. thank you so much everyone for supporting me. I love you guys. Xoxo, gaga

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F**k off, she was born this way!

Lady Gaga caught word that some cruel online trolls were criticizing her Super Bowl performance body, and the singer isn't going to take the insults lying down!

"I heard my body is a topic of conversation so I wanted to say, I'm proud of my body and you should be proud of yours too,” she captioned a photo of herself performing at the sporting event. “No matter who you are or what you do. I could give you a million reasons why you don't need to cater to anyone or anything to succeed. Be you, and be relentlessly you. That's the stuff of champions. thank you so much everyone for supporting me. I love you guys. Xoxo, gaga," she captioned a photo of herself from her big night.

Mother Monster is getting the last laugh, though, as 117 million tuned in to watch her belt it out, and it was the second-most watched halftime show in history. We caught her getting her morning coffee in Malibu today, and she's not exactly trying to keep a low profile to let all the hype die down!

You didn't think she would indulge, did you?!

Kanye West pulled into Baskin Robbins to grab an ice cream cone after dinner with Kim Kardashian last night, and the reality star waited in the car as her hubby got his sweet treat. Yeezy's flavor of choice? Vanilla! The E! starlet has been obsessed with being skinny these last couple months, and sugar is definitely not on her no-carb diet.

While we think watching what she eats and daily workouts are partially responsible for her slim down, we've also started wondering if Kimmy K might have gone to more drastic measures to shrink her size. We were shocked to see how much smaller her famous booty was in the bikini pics from Costa Rica, and we think we know what she did... she dissolved her butt injections!

We've never bought into the rumors that the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has butt implants, but if you look at her doctor Simon Ourian's Instagram page, you can find multiple videos of a procedure he calls the "Brazilian butt lift," and that's exactly what the entire K clan has had done. We bet there's some solution that dissolves the filler, and we bet KK has been getting injections of that!

Kourtney Kardashian may be a calm, stable mother-of-three regardless of her baby daddy Scott Disick's cheating ways, but just when you thought she had her sh*t together, she goes and forgets to wear pants!

KK sported a velour sweatshirt, the uniform of choice of all of the Kardashian-Jenners these days, but WITHOUT PANTS! She paired them with Gucci sneakers and a coy smile. We're not guessing this fashion omission may have been intentional. Perhaps to make the cheating Lord Disick jealous???

We asked her if she's spoken to Scott after her Miami fling with several different girls -- she how she reacts ...

Okay, so this is weird ...

In case you haven't heard, Selma Blair posted a strange and disturbing Instagram over the weekend, detailing who she drove away from a gas station with the pump still inserted in her gas tank and how she cried after it happened. After the incident on Friday, the actress took to Instagram to explain the incident and how she spent $500 to make good on the bill and then proceeded to cry about it. Understandable -- it's sad ... and crazy.

After Blair's in-flight incident less than a year ago, in which she claims she popped some pills and drank some alcohol, sending her into a tailspin on a flight back from Mexico, the 44-year-old actress garners interest when she says she forgot to take the gas nozzle out of her car's gas tank, drives away and then has a breakdown about it. It makes people wonder ...

But we caught up with her Tuesday, during a shopping outing with her pal, and she explained the whole thing away as "funny." Hmmm ...

Ok. So my head is still pounding. I drove away from a gas pump with the nozzle still in. I was chastised for wearing fur but that was weird cause it was teddy bear fur. And then I paid for the broken pump so that was over a 500 dollar tank of gas . Felt awful for being so absent minded. Then I burst into tears in front of barista after ordering and made everyone uncomfortable. Still crying. And I ran out of dog food. And excedrin. Can I have someone say this will pass ? #waytogo #crapday #stillgrateful #makemelaughplease #laughingontheinside #iwillraiseyouoneeyebrow 👀

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The couple that Botoxes together, stays together!

We spotted Kim and Kanye hitting up Epione skin spa on Tuesday night, perhaps doing couples Botox???

If Kanye wasn't partaking, we imagine he was in the waiting room on his phone, while Kim got her booty injections dissolved. Have you noticed her small butt, guys? She has TOTALLY decreased her hips and her famous derrière in the past few months, which has coincided with her retreat from public life after her robbery in Paris in October. Hiding from the cameras = the perfect time to do plastic surgery (or to reverse plastic surgery, in this case)!

We're surprised she could tear herself away for long enough to go on a trip without him!

Selena Gomez caught a flight out of LAX this afternoon, headed to New York, and the singer's new boyfriend The Weeknd was noticeably missing. Perhaps he had to stay back and work? Whatever the case may be, their romance is still on fire. Just last night, the couple was spotted enjoying a romantic dinner at Sunset Tower hotel in West Hollywood.

"They walked in holding hands and were very cozy together. They looked very happy together and were escorted to a private back table. [Selena] looked beautiful in a long black trench coat. She was hugging him from behind and they could not keep their hands off each other," a source dished to People.

We're about to see a lot more PDA from the pair, if the rumors that they're attending the Grammys together this upcoming Sunday are true. TMZ reports the "Star Boy" crooner and his new lady love will hit up Clive Davis' annual afterparty together, and the Canadian star has also requested Gomez be seated next to him for the ceremony.

Somewhere, Bella Hadid is fuming!

She's adding two more to her brood!

Despite initial denials, Madonna has been cleared to adopt twin 4-year-old girls from Malawi, a spokesman for Malawi's judiciary Mbenga Mvula said on Tuesday. The singer was present for the hearing.

"Today the High Court made a ruling that she should go ahead and adopt the two children," Mvula explained. "Within a year she should provide us with a home survey report which the court has ordered her to provide," she added.

The girls, called Stella and Esther, have been living in an orphanage for two years. Their father is still alive, but their mother died a week after child birth in 2012. They will travel to New York via a private jet within 24 hours to begin life with their new family.

The pop icon adopted son David from the country in 2006 and daughter Mercy in 2009.

Madge loves being a mother, that's for sure!

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This is the look of a man who's relieved he's not in charge anymore!

Barack Obama and wife Michelle jetted off on vacation to pal Richard Branson's private island after the inauguration, and rather than worrying about our economy or terrorism, the former POTUS' only focus was beating the British billionaire in a kite surfing competition. We haven't seen him smile that big in eight years!

The Virgin founder shared some details of the trip, and it sounds like B.O. is happy to get back to a somewhat regular life.

"One of the first stories Barack told me when he and Michelle arrived on Moskito Island was how, just before he became President, he had been surfing on a dangerous break in Hawaii. When he came in from an exhilarating session, the new head of his security team turned to him and said: 'This will be the last time you surf for eight years.' For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved. So it was tremendous to offer him the chance to learn to kite surf," Branson wrote in a post.

"As you can see in the video, Barack and I both fell many times, but we kept trying again and again and made progress over the days. We were neck and neck until the last run on the last day, when I got up on the foilboard and screamed along for over 50 meters, three feet above the water. I was feeling very pleased with myself, only to look over and see Barack go 100 meters on his kiteboard! I had to doff my cap to him and celebrate his victory. After all he has done for the world, I couldn’t begrudge him his well-deserved win. Now he has left, I’m going back into the water to practice for the next challenge. On his next visit, we plan to do the long kite over to Anegada together. Next time, may the best (British) man win!" he playfully added.

Ugh! We want our calm, cool, and collected hip President back!