Kourtney Kardashian may be a calm, stable mother-of-three regardless of her baby daddy Scott Disick's cheating ways, but just when you thought she had her sh*t together, she goes and forgets to wear pants!

KK sported a velour sweatshirt, the uniform of choice of all of the Kardashian-Jenners these days, but WITHOUT PANTS! She paired them with Gucci sneakers and a coy smile. We're not guessing this fashion omission may have been intentional. Perhaps to make the cheating Lord Disick jealous???

We asked her if she's spoken to Scott after her Miami fling with several different girls -- she how she reacts ...

Okay, so this is weird ...

In case you haven't heard, Selma Blair posted a strange and disturbing Instagram over the weekend, detailing who she drove away from a gas station with the pump still inserted in her gas tank and how she cried after it happened. After the incident on Friday, the actress took to Instagram to explain the incident and how she spent $500 to make good on the bill and then proceeded to cry about it. Understandable -- it's sad ... and crazy.

After Blair's in-flight incident less than a year ago, in which she claims she popped some pills and drank some alcohol, sending her into a tailspin on a flight back from Mexico, the 44-year-old actress garners interest when she says she forgot to take the gas nozzle out of her car's gas tank, drives away and then has a breakdown about it. It makes people wonder ...

But we caught up with her Tuesday, during a shopping outing with her pal, and she explained the whole thing away as "funny." Hmmm ...

Ok. So my head is still pounding. I drove away from a gas pump with the nozzle still in. I was chastised for wearing fur but that was weird cause it was teddy bear fur. And then I paid for the broken pump so that was over a 500 dollar tank of gas . Felt awful for being so absent minded. Then I burst into tears in front of barista after ordering and made everyone uncomfortable. Still crying. And I ran out of dog food. And excedrin. Can I have someone say this will pass ? #waytogo #crapday #stillgrateful #makemelaughplease #laughingontheinside #iwillraiseyouoneeyebrow 👀

A video posted by Selma Blair (@therealselmablair) on Feb 3, 2017 at 4:01pm PST

The couple that Botoxes together, stays together!

We spotted Kim and Kanye hitting up Epione skin spa on Tuesday night, perhaps doing couples Botox???

If Kanye wasn't partaking, we imagine he was in the waiting room on his phone, while Kim got her booty injections dissolved. Have you noticed her small butt, guys? She has TOTALLY decreased her hips and her famous derrière in the past few months, which has coincided with her retreat from public life after her robbery in Paris in October. Hiding from the cameras = the perfect time to do plastic surgery (or to reverse plastic surgery, in this case)!

We're surprised she could tear herself away for long enough to go on a trip without him!

Selena Gomez caught a flight out of LAX this afternoon, headed to New York, and the singer's new boyfriend The Weeknd was noticeably missing. Perhaps he had to stay back and work? Whatever the case may be, their romance is still on fire. Just last night, the couple was spotted enjoying a romantic dinner at Sunset Tower hotel in West Hollywood.

"They walked in holding hands and were very cozy together. They looked very happy together and were escorted to a private back table. [Selena] looked beautiful in a long black trench coat. She was hugging him from behind and they could not keep their hands off each other," a source dished to People.

We're about to see a lot more PDA from the pair, if the rumors that they're attending the Grammys together this upcoming Sunday are true. TMZ reports the "Star Boy" crooner and his new lady love will hit up Clive Davis' annual afterparty together, and the Canadian star has also requested Gomez be seated next to him for the ceremony.

Somewhere, Bella Hadid is fuming!

She's adding two more to her brood!

Despite initial denials, Madonna has been cleared to adopt twin 4-year-old girls from Malawi, a spokesman for Malawi's judiciary Mbenga Mvula said on Tuesday. The singer was present for the hearing.

"Today the High Court made a ruling that she should go ahead and adopt the two children," Mvula explained. "Within a year she should provide us with a home survey report which the court has ordered her to provide," she added.

The girls, called Stella and Esther, have been living in an orphanage for two years. Their father is still alive, but their mother died a week after child birth in 2012. They will travel to New York via a private jet within 24 hours to begin life with their new family.

The pop icon adopted son David from the country in 2006 and daughter Mercy in 2009.

Madge loves being a mother, that's for sure!

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This is the look of a man who's relieved he's not in charge anymore!

Barack Obama and wife Michelle jetted off on vacation to pal Richard Branson's private island after the inauguration, and rather than worrying about our economy or terrorism, the former POTUS' only focus was beating the British billionaire in a kite surfing competition. We haven't seen him smile that big in eight years!

The Virgin founder shared some details of the trip, and it sounds like B.O. is happy to get back to a somewhat regular life.

"One of the first stories Barack told me when he and Michelle arrived on Moskito Island was how, just before he became President, he had been surfing on a dangerous break in Hawaii. When he came in from an exhilarating session, the new head of his security team turned to him and said: 'This will be the last time you surf for eight years.' For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved. So it was tremendous to offer him the chance to learn to kite surf," Branson wrote in a post.

"As you can see in the video, Barack and I both fell many times, but we kept trying again and again and made progress over the days. We were neck and neck until the last run on the last day, when I got up on the foilboard and screamed along for over 50 meters, three feet above the water. I was feeling very pleased with myself, only to look over and see Barack go 100 meters on his kiteboard! I had to doff my cap to him and celebrate his victory. After all he has done for the world, I couldn’t begrudge him his well-deserved win. Now he has left, I’m going back into the water to practice for the next challenge. On his next visit, we plan to do the long kite over to Anegada together. Next time, may the best (British) man win!" he playfully added.

Ugh! We want our calm, cool, and collected hip President back!

Yes! I am excited to announce that I am back in @si_swimsuit ..I figured with my gorgeous daughters @alexarayjoel and @sailorbrinkleycook by my side whose going to be looking at me! Oh and My kids think I walk on water, so let's not mention the apple box concealed just under the surface. For a preview check out @people.com ..and thank you Sports Illustrated for sending the powerful message that good things come in packages of every size and we do not come with an expiration date! 🌸🌴psI can’t wait to see everyone at VIBES on Feb 17th and 18th in Houston! #proudmomhere!

A photo posted by Christie Brinkley (@christiebrinkley) on Feb 6, 2017 at 6:22pm PST

She is so flawless!

Christie Brinkley is living proof that age is just a number, because at age 63, she's back in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, accompanied by her daughters Alexa Ray and Sailor. The supermodel sizzles in a black cutout bathing suit, and she's clearly passed down her good genes to her kids.

"Yes! I am excited to announce that I am back in @si_swimsuit ..I figured with my gorgeous daughters @alexarayjoel and @sailorbrinkleycook by my side whose going to be looking at me! Oh and My kids think I walk on water, so let's not mention the apple box concealed just under the surface. For a preview check out @people.com ..and thank you Sports Illustrated for sending the powerful message that good things come in packages of every size and we do not come with an expiration date! 🌸🌴psI can’t wait to see everyone at VIBES on Feb 17th and 18th in Houston! #proudmomhere!" she captioned the announcement on Instagram.

Even though they're drop dead gorgeous, her girls admit they haven't always felt comfortable in their own skin.

"I’ve had issues with my body image since before I can even remember. I grew up not loving how I looked and felt held back because of it … I don’t need to be a size 0 to believe in myself. My body carries me each and every day, it loves the people I love, it holds what makes me healthy and strong, it bends it shakes it runs and it CHANGES. That is okay and that is beautiful…As a growing young woman SI showed me all bodies are different and all bodies are worthy of celebrating. Thank you thank you @si_swimsuit for celebrating my beautiful mama, my beautiful sister, I, and ALL WOMEN!!” 18-year-old Sailor wrote.

Her older sibling echoed those sentiments.

“Let’s STOP degrading and START celebrating ourselves and others, from both the inside AND out. 👑🕊🦋There’s far too much degradation, competition, insecurity, and unhealthy standards associated with women and their bodies- particularly on social-media … We are all perfect, just as we are. Please know that. Thank you @si_swimsuit for showcasing all heights, shapes, and sizes. For within our distinctions, our quirks, and our self-perceived ‘flaws’… therein lies the beauty," the 31-year-old added.

Such a beautiful shoot!

This family is really there for each other in tough times!

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian grabbed dinner at Craigs in Hollywood last night, and the sisters wouldn't have dined at the hot spot unless they wanted to be seen. Kim K rocked an upscale black sweatsuit with clear Yeezy heels and a camel coat, while Kourt wore a white turtleneck and leather pants. If we were Scott Disick, we'd be pretty concerned about the advice Mrs. West must be giving the mother-of-three.

LD is in the doghouse big time after his Miami bender, and Kris Jenner just issued him a stern warning. "Kris told Scott yesterday that he needed to leave Miami stat and come back home to Kourtney and his kids or there would be hell to pay,” a source dished to Radar.

The momager might have ulterior motives, though!

“Kris is trying so hard to control this entire situation because she wants Scott and Kourtney to have this huge confrontation in front of the KUWTK cameras. Obviously, she wants to use it for the show!” the source added.

Kim and Kris would love nothing more than a big drama-filled showdown, as it would be great for ratings!