We would say spoiler alert, but we have a feeling you might have gotten wind of this by now...

Last night Bachelorette star JoJo Fletcher revealed that she picked Jordan Rodgers, and the two are now happily engaged. (And yes, Rodgers is the younger brother of NFL stud Aaron Rodgers, and much fuss has been made about their estrangement over the last few weeks.)

"I had this immediate sense of comfort with him," Fletcher told People. "From that first initial interaction, I knew I could fall in love with Jordan. On those final days, I thought about who I couldn't imagine saying goodbye to. It was always Jordan. And that's how I knew." No word yet on when the two are tying the knot, but we're guessing it will be soon!

Of course, this all went down AFTER Robby Hayes, the other contender, practically got down on one knee and asked JoJo to marry him. "I can't let you do that because I don't want to take that moment from you," she said. "Robby, I woke up this morning wanting it to be you. Every day, I've been wanting it to be you. I fell in love with you, but for some reason my heart is somewhere else."

Are you surprised?

He's not content to stop at ridiculously overpriced athletic wear!

Kanye West is known for his love of all things creative, and in a new interview with BBC Radio 1's Annie Mac, the rapper revealed that he thinks he can revolutionize dorm room living by partnering with IKEA.

"I have to work with IKEA - make furniture for interior design, for architecture and I know that if I do a minimalist apartment inside of a college dorm where the TV goes on the side of the wall...Yo IKEA, allow Kanye to create, allow him to make this thing because you know what, I want a bed that he makes, I want a chair that he makes - I want more products from Ye," he boasted while speaking in the third person.

The sad part is he's right. Yeezus home goods would probably sell out faster than the Yeezy boosts! Switching gears, Kimmy K's outspoken husband addressed the rumors he'd like to run for President in 2020.

"We are numb, we're numb to 500 kids getting killed in Chicago a year, we're numb to the fact that it was seven police shootings in the beginning of July. When I talk about the idea of being President, I'm not saying I have any political views, I don't have views on politics, I just have a view on humanity, on people, on the truth. If there is anything that I can do with my time and my day, to somehow make a difference while I'm alive I'm going to try to do it," he hinted.

Anything he touches turns to gold, so if we were execs at IKEA we'd be drawing up the paperwork as we speak!

We're rooting for you, Brenda Walsh!

Shannen Doherty shared emotional pictures of herself shaving her head amid her breast cancer battle last week, and now the actress is revealing to ET that her disease has spread and requires more treatment.

"I had breast cancer that spread to the lymph nodes, and from one of my surgeries we discovered that some of the cancer cells might have actually gone out of the lymph nodes. So for that reason, we are doing chemo, and then after chemo, I'll do radiation," she explained during a sit-down with the outlet.

The Beverly Hills 90210 star underwent a single mastectomy back in May, but confesses that the uncertainly of living with cancer is way worse than any medical procedure.

"The unknown is always the scariest part. Is the chemo going to work? Is the radiation going to work? You know, am I going to have to go through this again, or am I going to get secondary cancer? Everything else is manageable. Pain is manageable, you know living without a breast is manageable, it's the worry of your future and how your future is going to affect the people that you love," she shared.

Her husband of five years Kurt Iswarienko has been her rock throughout the ordeal, especially when she made the decision to shore off her long brunette locks.

"He was in Mexico working and he was texting nonstop in the middle of his photoshoot like, 'Give me pictures, and are you OK? I wish I could be there.' He was so stricken that he wasn't there with me but I sent him pictures and videos and he was like, 'Oh my God. You're hot with no hair.' So you know, everybody kind of made me feel better about it," she gushed.

The physical ramifications of treatment can't be ignored, though!

"I am in bed and it is a rush to the bathroom. It's, you know, you're throwing up every single second. After my first treatment I lost 10 pounds, instantly. You're throwing up and the last thing you want to do is be in a car. You don't want to be moved, you can't eat. But my husband has to, you know, pick me up. He puts me in the car, he buckles me in, and he drives me to my oncologist and they hook me up to an IV and I get hydrated. ... There's nothing going in my body, it's all going out," she detailed.

She's such a fighter! Go Shannen!

Everyone's throwing their hat into the political ring!

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the latest celeb figures to get written into an episode of The Simpsons, and it's pretty clear that the creators are with her!

It starts with Homer and Marge making out in bed, and when Marge expresses that she won't be in the mood for romance until she knows who she's voting for, the antics ensue. A political ad begins to play on the TV, in which Bill Clinton answers a red emergency phone before realizing the call was for his Democratic presidential nominee wife. "Yes. From now on, it's always for me," her character quips.

The daggers really come out for The Donald, who is shown laying in bed sending offensive tweets before making outrageous demands. "Put my name on the Lincoln Memorial, make Chris Christie eat a worm just for laughs, disband NATO and make me some scrambled eggs on a gold plate," his character loudly requests.

You have to watch the full thing, it's awesome!

So that's a no?

Karrueche Tran got quite the surprise last night when her ex Chris Brown rolled up to Kylie Jenner's birthday party at the Nice Guy, and based on her facial expression when we asked about the possibility of a reconciliation, we'd say the hip hop bad boy has no chance whatsoever.

CB is good pals with Scott Disick and the rest of the KarJenner clan, but why was his model ex there? Didn't she think she might run into him? Or perhaps that was the point, and it just didn't go well? We have so many questions!

In case you forgot, Tran kicked Breezy to the curb last year after discovering he secretly got another chick pregnant and was a father to daughter Royalty.

Drama!

Is Posh telling us what we want, what we really really want?!

Victoria Beckham caught a flight out of LAX en route to London yesterday, and shutterbugs peppered her with questions about a potential Spice Girls reunion concert. The fashion designer didn't exactly comment, but her coy smile gives us our answer! Rumor has it the British beauty is holding out on making a decision about whether to return to the stage, and her children's input could make all the difference!

"She will only do the reunion for her kids, if her kids want to see her perform then she will do it. Otherwise she really isn’t interested getting the band back together," a source dished to Hollywood Life. "Victoria has definitely held up negotiations, but she might actually get fully on board with something with the rest of the girls if her kids are all for it," the insider added.

Even if V-Becks refuses to spice up our life, fellow group mates Melanie Brown, Geri Halliwell, and Emma Bunton will perform under the name GEM.

Her 19th birthday isn't until until August 10th, but Kylie Jenner is still starting her birthday festivities nice and early!

Kylie and the rest of the Kardashian-Jenner klan kicked off her birthday bash a week and a half early with a night of revelry at The Nice Guy in Los Angeles.

The almost bday girl stood out in the crowd in a body-clinging bodysuit by her favorite designer Balmain. The brunette beauty paired the ensemble with a gold belt and matching heels. Kim of course raised some eyebrows with shorter and sleek lob haircut, as well as her t-shirt, corset and sexy sandals look. Mama Jenner donned a black bodysuit, which she paired with a statement making blue coat.

It appears as though "Kylie" gift bags were given to all the gals -- because of course Kylie Jenner wants to give you something with her name written all over it. Those self-obsessed Kardashians certainly dependable!

Of course we noticed that Tyga, Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, and Khloe Kardashian (whose hair looked insane) were also at the swanky soiree.

Today's cover: Melania Trump like you've never seen her before https://t.co/wkoDGWTF9g pic.twitter.com/V375rBTUEw

— New York Post (@nypost) July 31, 2016

This could be our First Lady!

The New York Post leaked never-before-seen nude photos of Melania Trump over the weekend, but we doubt it will hurt husband Donald's presidential campaign. After all, they were shot in 1995 for a French men's magazine and she was a fashion model for years before she met the business mogul.

"Melania was super great and a fantastic personality and she was very kind with me,” photographer Alé de Basseville told the paper.

The Slovenian beauty married the Republican presidential nominee in January 2005, so how could she have known these images would come back to haunt her? For his part, Donald isn't upset at all about the attempted character assassination.

"Melania was one of the most successful models and she did many photo shoots, including for covers and major magazines. This was a picture taken for a European magazine prior to my knowing Melania. In Europe, pictures like this are very fashionable and common," he told the Post on Sunday.

Trump is probably thrilled that everyone could see how smokin' hot his wife is!