It's official! Eva Longoria is now Mrs. Jose Baston after she and her fiance tied the knot in Mexico Saturday evening, with family and friends looking on.

The pair were joined by Eva's bestie Victoria Beckham (who designed Eva's wedding gown) and her hubby David; Mario Lopez and his wife Courtney, Ricky Martin and his partner Jwan Yosef and wedding host Jaime Cahill of Jane the Virgin fame, whose multi-million dollar home served as the venue for the nuptials.

Victoria posted a photo of the beautiful bride, writing: "Congratulations @evalongoria The smartest, most beautiful woman I have ever met. I feel honored to call you my friend. X Such a wonderful day filled with Love X We love Pepe so much!!! @davidbeckham #blessed #toomuchtequilla #omgmyfeethurt #inlovewithmexico."

Security was tight, as Mexican media were kept at bay outside the compound. Hola magazine bought up the rights to the official wedding photos and even warned competing media not to publish any single shot of the wedding ... oops! Maybe they should have restricted phones inside the event!

This is Longoria's third marriage -- she made her first mistake with General Hospital star Tyler Christopher and then wed NBA-er and sexting cheater Tony Parker and now she's onto "Pepe" Baston, chief executive of Grupo Televisa. Hope the third time's the charm!

Well this explains it!

Kim Kardashian took to Snapchat to eloquently explain why she Snapchatted her pregnancy tests live from an airplane on Friday ... and now it all makes sense! Kim tells us: "Some people were asking me why I would snapchat the pregnancy test on the airplane, and I just thought it was like funny because I’ve been so private before. Why would I really care if I was pregnant again? And I didn’t get my period this month so I was just really confused and I couldn’t stand to be on a plane flight for 10 hours not knowing."

Right! Who cares if you're pregnant! Ain't nothin' but a thang! Seriously? It's a possible pregnancy a little more serious than that? We suspect Kim was paid off by the pregnancy test manufacturers or by Snapchat or both ... she just knows how to do a paid social media promotion a little better than Scott Disick does ...

Justin Bieber was just minding his own business yesterday, shopping in Malibu, being his usual hot self, when some unassuming fans tried to sneak a selfie with the no-selfie-policy singer. The Biebs was chill, though, and didn't skip a beat as he made his way to a waiting car with his bodyguard keeping lusty girls at arm's length.

Bieber recently declared in a rant on Instagram: "If you happen to see me out somewhere know that I’m not gonna take a picture. I’m done taking pictures. It has gotten to the point that people won’t even say hi to me or recognize me as a human, I feel like a zoo animal, and I wanna be able to keep my sanity. I realize people will be disappointed but I don’t owe anybody a picture. and people who say ‘but I bought ur album’ know that you got my album and you got what you paid for AN ALBUM! It doesn’t say in fine print whenever you see me you also get a photo."

Dang, guess these girls took note and found a way around Justin's new rule!

After an extremely awkward week of red carpet run-ins, fake-smile photo calls and casual cold shoulders, exes Sean Penn and Charlize Theron broke down and hugged it out for the paparazzi right on the red carpet at the Cannes premiere of their film The Last Face.

The former couple dated for two years before an icy split last spring. Earlier Friday, the pair didn't even look at each other at a press event, according to various reports -- acting like they didn't even know each other. A tuxedo'd Charlize must have had a change of heart yesterday evening, however, as she unexpectedly grabbed her former lover, hugged him and even planted a kiss on his cheek for all the world's media to photograph! Could a reunion be in their future???

Oh, and check out Sean's gorgeous daughter Dylan and his dirty-hot son Hopper. Awesome, right?!

Jaden Smith is no poser, y'all, he's the real deal!

He may think he's Galileo, but he's engaging in observational astronomy, this dude's skateboarding ... and he's pretty damn good at it! The 17-year-old may give good face as a Louis Vuitton model and killed it as Karate Kid, but we think his real talent is as boarder! Check out Will Smith's and Jada Pinkett-Smith's offspring as he chills Friday afternoon in a Calabasas parking lot, perfecting his moves ... kinda like a normal kid, right?!

Sisters-in-law Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie spent a low-key Friday afternoon at the spa -- dressed up, no makeup, no pretenses. It's refreshing to see LA ladies like this! We just wish they'd own their natural loveliness and pull their bags and coffee cups away from their faces and smile for the camera!

Lamar Odom was renting a boring silver sedan yesterday -- not very fitting for a (former) baller -- dressed like a nouveau Run DMC wannabe. He was accompanied by his assistant (we hope to GOD that guy's not a sober coach), the same dude who was with him two weeks ago when we spotted Odom downing whisky at the Beverly Center at 2pm on a weekday.

This dude can really take a lickin' and keep on tickin' but we have a feeling Khloe's mind is constantly occupied with the question ... How long can Lamar's luck last?

Man, Soko really got the shaft!

Kristen Stewart and her on-again girlfriend Alicia Cargile landed at LAX last night after spending the last week living it up in Cannes, and they made no effort to hide their relationship status by holding hands on the way to the car. K-Stew is certainly a lady killer!

She was galavanting around France with Soko less than two months ago, and then she took Miley's ex Stella Maxwell home from the Met Gala, and now she's back with her assistant/ex-girlfriend. We can't keep up!

"Me not defining it right now is the whole basis of what I'm about. If you don't get it, I don't have time for you. There's acceptance that's become really rampant and cool. You don't have to immediately know how to define yourself. I had to have some answer about who I was. I felt this weird responsibility, because I didn't want to seem fearful. But nothing seemed appropriate. So I was like, 'F**k, how do I define that?’ I'm not going to," the Twilight star recently explained to Variety of refusing to address her sexuality.

"When I was dating a guy, I would never talk about my relationships. I feel the same way now. I'm not hiding s**t. That's really important to me. As much as I want to protect myself, it's not about hiding. As soon as you start throwing up so many walls, you cannot see over them yourself, so you just start isolating in a way that's not honest.I definitely found where I'm comfortable. I don't take credit for that. Things have really shifted in this wonderful way. I'm reaping the benefits," she added.

We love how free spirited she is!